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   If a lady has sex with you after you give her a place to stay and buy her a puppy, she may be grateful. She may also be HIV positive, crazy, and about to stab you in the back of the head

25 Dec 2012 05:11 AM   |   17670 clicks   |   WLWT
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St_Francis_P     
That's no lady.

24 Dec 2012 10:38 PM
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reported    [TotalFark]  

St_Francis_P: That's no lady.


Agreed - kinda fugly, and definitely not worth the HIV and stabbing

FTFA: According to court documents, Henderson took an officer's keys, removed the cuffs and then tried to get away. A sergeant stopped her before she got to the door.

So somehow she manages to lull men into complacency and then commit evil upon them... perhaps she's some sort of low-grade succubus?

24 Dec 2012 10:51 PM
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Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  
Chewannabacca Henderson is charged with escape, theft and two counts of felonious assault.

Fixed.

24 Dec 2012 11:11 PM
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Gumpus    [TotalFark]  
Gooniegoogoo

24 Dec 2012 11:50 PM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
If you're stabbed in the back of the head, HIV may not be such a major concern.

24 Dec 2012 11:54 PM
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ambassador_ahab    [TotalFark]  
But these bad things might also not happen, so it's still worth the try, right?

25 Dec 2012 12:06 AM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

reported: So somehow she manages to lull men into complacency and then commit evil upon them... perhaps she's some sort of low-grade succubus?


I much prefer the high-grade version.

www.syfy.com

25 Dec 2012 12:07 AM
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Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  
I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.

25 Dec 2012 01:29 AM
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log_jammin     

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


while they are around their friends they would. But when the bar is closing and they have enough alcohol in them....

25 Dec 2012 01:42 AM
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Mangoose     

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


She looked much better in the dim light of the street corner.

25 Dec 2012 01:52 AM
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Kevin72     
The best part is that she got the keys to the handcuffs from the officer. What kind of power does she have to melt the minds of men? This is nightmare fuel before I go to sleep.

25 Dec 2012 01:58 AM
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dbirchall    [TotalFark]  

Mangoose: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.

She looked much better in the dim light of the street corner.


Eh, I don't see anything that couldn't be fixed with some makeup... and tattoo removal... and cosmetic surgery... and a couple clips of silver bullets, a stake through the heart, and a large rock dropped on the skull.

25 Dec 2012 03:00 AM
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Philbb    [TotalFark]  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


I don't think you know those males as well as you think you do. Many years ago I was hanging out with this younger guy. Not bad looking, young, reasonably fit, tall, blonde hair, gray eyes. One night while we were out and about he decides that since he's never been with a ... well, we'll say prostitute but that's being nice ... he'd like to see what that's like. Long story short, we end up in this motel room. I find a seat across the room (trying to get as far away from the action as I could) while he does what one usually does with a streetwalker. The lady in this article would be several steps up from what he ended up with that night.

I'm no Studman69, I've picked up a couple of women through the years that were coyote ugly, as well as a few that looked "okay" as long as the lights were dim and I had a few drinks in me. But I've seen a fair amount of guys ending up with somethingone like Chewanna Henderson just to get their rocks o ... er I mean ... their needs met.

25 Dec 2012 03:37 AM
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Ed Finnerty     
FTFA: According to court documents, Henderson took an officer's keys, removed the cuffs and then tried to get away. A sergeant stopped her before she got to the door.

She then had sex with the sergeant, who bought her a puppy, and stabbed him in the back of the head.

25 Dec 2012 04:42 AM
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Dull Cow Eyes     
Cyanide & Happiness comic from 2 weeks ago:

Link

25 Dec 2012 05:14 AM
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CygnusDarius     
Merry Christmas?.

25 Dec 2012 05:24 AM
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Jumpin Jbot     
Anyone know her OKCupid profile handle?

25 Dec 2012 05:32 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.


bwahahaha! you don't know men very well. most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.

25 Dec 2012 05:49 AM
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Forbidden Doughnut    [TotalFark]  

Relatively Obscure: Chewannabacca Henderson is charged with escape, theft and two counts of felonious assault.

Fixed.


She does look like someone who could rip my arms off....i'll give you that.

25 Dec 2012 05:55 AM
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tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

KrispyKritter: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I wonder how hideous or desperate (or totally wasted) dude was to think that was even remotely hitable. Every male I know IRL would run screaming the other direction if she even tried to talk to them.

bwahahaha! you don't know men very well. most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.


True that, I remember some outstanding crazy men and that was in a gay bar, so, I'm guessing there are a lot of crazy men same as there is crazy women.

25 Dec 2012 06:00 AM
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artthehypnotist     
You know, normally there is the warning of something like: "Really HOT CHICK" or something that would make us put up our guard when we clicked the link.

Subby, you are evil.
You B*st*rd.

25 Dec 2012 06:11 AM
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mraudacia     
thats why we invented dating.

*clicks link*

jesus christ was he visually impaired?

25 Dec 2012 06:12 AM
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tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

artthehypnotist: You know, normally there is the warning of something like: "Really HOT CHICK" or something that would make us put up our guard when we clicked the link.

Subby, you are evil.
You B*st*rd.


Heh, it wasn't a Sun article, reason #1 to always read the thread before clicking the link. and you really believed she'd be hot?
/Hmmmm

25 Dec 2012 06:17 AM
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ArminiusTheGreat     
"That's amoreeee"

25 Dec 2012 06:18 AM
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wombatsrus     
I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??

25 Dec 2012 06:18 AM
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log_jammin     

KrispyKritter: most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.


I once farked a brick. True story.

25 Dec 2012 06:20 AM
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tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

log_jammin: KrispyKritter: most guys would fark trees if it felt good. seriously.

I once farked a brick. True story.


Oh my O_o
/Not sure if I wanna know

25 Dec 2012 06:23 AM
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log_jammin     

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh my O_o
/Not sure if I wanna know


Just kidding.

It was a cinder block.

25 Dec 2012 06:39 AM
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A Terrible Human     

log_jammin: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oh my O_o
/Not sure if I wanna know

Just kidding.

It was a cinder block.


Nope now you've got to tell the whole story.

25 Dec 2012 06:42 AM
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KimJ     

wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??


Trying to guess the feminine form of Chewbacca?

25 Dec 2012 06:46 AM
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zzrhardy     
That lady fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

25 Dec 2012 06:50 AM
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Buttbone McGillicutty     

zzrhardy: That lady fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


Whomping Willow

25 Dec 2012 07:00 AM
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gibbon1     

dbirchall: Eh, I don't see anything that couldn't be fixed with some makeup... and tattoo removal... and cosmetic surgery... and a couple clips of silver bullets, a stake through the heart, and a large rock dropped on the skull.


And of course the old, fake your death assume a new identity and move to a different continent.

25 Dec 2012 07:01 AM
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ingineervt     
The Aristoelves?

25 Dec 2012 07:09 AM
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sloshed_again     

log_jammin: It was a cinder block


You're just bragging.

That lady (per say) could really f%ck a cinder block and leave it delirious.

25 Dec 2012 07:10 AM
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Evil Twin Skippy     

KimJ: wombatsrus: I almost feel sorry for her, due to her having parents (or more likely, a parent) who named her "Chewanna". How the fark did they come up with that name??

Trying to guess the feminine form of Chewbacca?


Imagine the sound a goat would emit if you pulled it's arms out of it's sockets.

Now add tits..

25 Dec 2012 07:15 AM
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wademh     
Seven words in and you lost most farkers.

25 Dec 2012 07:18 AM
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sloshed_again     
Has anyone seen the puppy?

Better yet where might it be?

25 Dec 2012 07:18 AM
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offmymeds     
Article failed to mention that the victim was blind.

He'd have to be.

www.wlwt.com

25 Dec 2012 07:19 AM
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maggoo     

log_jammin: Just kidding.

It was a cinder block.


That puts the cinder in cinderella.

25 Dec 2012 07:24 AM
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Mr. Ekshun     
But did the puppy taste good? That's what I want to know.

25 Dec 2012 07:27 AM
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bunner     
No good deed.

25 Dec 2012 07:46 AM
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artthehypnotist     

tinfoil-hat maggie: artthehypnotist: You know, normally there is the warning of something like: "Really HOT CHICK" or something that would make us put up our guard when we clicked the link.

Subby, you are evil.
You B*st*rd.

Heh, it wasn't a Sun article, reason #1 to always read the thread before clicking the link. and you really believed she'd be hot?
/Hmmmm


No, not at all, but I did not need to have my eyeballs exploded before I go out for Christmas breakfast. With all the stores closed, do you know how hard it is to find Eye Bleach?

25 Dec 2012 07:52 AM
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bdub77    [TotalFark]  
He was gonna marry that whore.

1.bp.blogspot.com

25 Dec 2012 07:56 AM
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MagSeven     

bdub77: He was gonna marry that who-ore.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 250x342]


FTFY

25 Dec 2012 07:58 AM
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Tat'dGreaser     
What's his TF login?

25 Dec 2012 08:00 AM
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david_gaithersburg     
Christmas puppy thread!
rlv.zcache.com

25 Dec 2012 08:01 AM
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AbbeySomeone     
So, what about the puppy?

25 Dec 2012 08:04 AM
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A Terrible Human     

david_gaithersburg: Christmas puppy thread!
[rlv.zcache.com image 400x400]


My mom really wanted a dog and has for a while. I walked to Kroger's to get stamps and they were giving away border collie puppies. Needless to say I walked back home with a puppy.
i.imgur.com
Her name is Cookie and the look on my mom's face when I brought her in was amazing well besides her crying.
/Cookie's gonna eat turkey today. :D

25 Dec 2012 08:15 AM
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earthworm2.0     

AbbeySomeone: So, what about the puppy?


she slept with it too...

25 Dec 2012 08:17 AM
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