NewportBarGuy: That made me very happy :)
LowbrowDeluxe: I got to 'stuns' and thought one of them had finally snapped and started tasering kids.
WordsnCollision: /also unimpressed
Smeggy Smurf: I'm usually grumpy as hell but this got to me. Good for you Santa.
Pray 4 Mojo: I thought this story was so sweet that I just shared it with my brother's kids.Now my sister-in-law is trying to explain the concept that "Mall Santas are just helpers" to my crying 6 year old nephew.Whoops.I need to drink more.Or less maybe.
Electrode: I usually stun 3-year-olds with a Taser.
vudukungfu: b) All they had to gvie them was over ripe bananas.
airsupport: At first, I misread the headline as "shuns" and I was all like, "that Santa is a dick!"
Thresher: For those too young to understand Subby's joke -[t1.gstatic.com image 240x153]
NewportBarGuy: vudukungfu: b) All they had to gvie them was over ripe bananas.If that is still the case and they need some toys, let us know. I'm pretty sure we could solve that problem.
art_shamsky: My sons' mom took the boys
vudukungfu: 1973/Already took care of it.//but, thanks.///Santa has a big belt and big boots for a reason.
What_Would_Jimi_Do: art_shamsky: My sons' mom took the boyssounds like todays episode of maury
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