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   At least he probably got through the concourses pretty fast

25 Dec 2012 08:54 AM   |   9185 clicks   |   My Fox Orlando
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BalugaJoe     
He was smuggling it back to Peru.

25 Dec 2012 08:58 AM
phenn     
♫ He's dreaming of a white Christmas ♫

25 Dec 2012 08:59 AM
Turfshoe     
Sounds like he was.....*removes sunglasses*...a high roller

Yeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhh

25 Dec 2012 09:00 AM
ExJerseyGirl     
FTTA:A Christmas season traveler was held on high bail Friday


Not just bail, "high" bail

25 Dec 2012 09:03 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
"Rojas-Moraza, who was also wearing a cast on one of his legs..."

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25 Dec 2012 09:14 AM
HighlanderRPI    [TotalFark]  
They see me rollin', they hatin'....

25 Dec 2012 09:15 AM
Pribar     
FTA

Emmanuelli Rojas-Moraza, of Carolina, Puerto Rico, was arrested Friday at Logan International Airport and arraigned Monday in East Boston District Court on one count of trafficking in more than 200 grams of cocaine.

Improper use of the Florida tag, five greenlight penalty, repeat the submission.

25 Dec 2012 09:15 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
So they can make / force medical procedures now?
Good to know, citizen.

25 Dec 2012 09:15 AM
snocone    [TotalFark]  
TSA MUST DIE!
And while they played super Fuzz, 15 weapons, 4 snowglobes and 22 dildoes went unnoticed.

/all about airline safety, for your own good

25 Dec 2012 09:23 AM
phenn     
From the article's comment thread:

HonestTX_Proud • 13 hours ago
Too bad they can't just shoot these beaners in front of everyone to make an example.


Yowsa!

25 Dec 2012 09:28 AM
Djkb     
This gives new meaning to the term "drug pusher."

25 Dec 2012 09:30 AM
The Fonz    [TotalFark]  
He was wheelin' and dealin'

25 Dec 2012 09:34 AM
Mister Peejay     

snocone: TSA MUST DIE!
And while they played super Fuzz, 15 weapons, 4 snowglobes and 22 dildoes went unnoticed.

/all about airline safety, for your own good


Of course, in the event of a dildo, we always use the indefinite article a dildo, never... your dildo.

25 Dec 2012 09:36 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Don't touch my tires if you please, Mr Customs ma-a-a-an!

25 Dec 2012 09:40 AM
Jake Havechek     
Dr. Rockzo is the trouble-making son of a childhood therapist who became lead singer of Zazz Blammymatazz, a partying clown themed glam-rock band named after the guitarist. He took the role of the singer after reading an ad in the newspaper saying that the band was looking for a singer. They quickly became famous; however, Rockzo insisted on being paid in cocaine. His habit made him increasingly paranoid, and he was eventually fired from the group after he violently accused his fellow band mates of stealing his banana and/or sandwich. After a short-lived solo career, he began his present life as a rock n' roll clown for hire. He was once briefly the star in a reality show, before stealing over 1,000 pounds of cocaine from a police storage facility and going into hiding.

25 Dec 2012 10:09 AM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
In what alternative universe does $45K qualify as "high bail" unless the judge opted to test some of the evidence?

25 Dec 2012 10:27 AM
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm     

Prey4reign: In what alternative universe does $45K qualify as "high bail" unless the judge opted to test some of the evidence?


Cash bail... Normally you only have to put up 10%, so it is equivalent to almost half a mil...

25 Dec 2012 10:37 AM
ArminiusTheGreat     

Pribar: FTA

Emmanuelli Rojas-Moraza, of Carolina, Puerto Rico, was arrested Friday at Logan International Airport and arraigned Monday in East Boston District Court on one count of trafficking in more than 200 grams of cocaine.

Improper use of the Florida tag, five greenlight penalty, repeat the submission.


This.

25 Dec 2012 11:10 AM
Sean M     
TSA's official mandate was to make the public feel safer (not actually improve safety). How does this action do either?

25 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
WordsnCollision     
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/unimpressed, man

25 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
halB     
At this point in my jaded existence, I doubt this man even exists. This is probably a propaganda piece that was fed to the newspapers (who never check anything anymore) to justify the TSA's molestation of young disabled kids in wheelchairs.

25 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
boloabs    [TotalFark]  
TSA should at least replace the tires.

25 Dec 2012 11:53 AM
Mikeyworld     

halB: At this point in my jaded existence, I doubt this man even exists. This is probably a propaganda piece that was fed to the newspapers (who never check anything anymore) to justify the TSA's molestation of young disabled kids in wheelchairs.


TSA got tired of all these disabled citizens with a 'Get out of frisking" card. You'll now be required to walk through the microwave and re-assemble your conveyance to board your flight.

Don't complain, citizen, or we'll give you a cavity search, too

25 Dec 2012 12:14 PM
Mikeyworld     

halB: At this point in my jaded existence, I doubt this man even exists. This is probably a propaganda piece that was fed to the newspapers (who never check anything anymore) to justify the TSA's molestation of young disabled kids in wheelchairs.


Wag the dog

25 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
Otoscope     
Does airport security regularly drill through the tires of all wheelchairs? What tipped these guys off?

25 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
soaky55     
I feel Safer already

25 Dec 2012 01:05 PM
PsychoLaurie     
... Blue pellets?

Ding ding ding dingdingding ding ding dingding

25 Dec 2012 02:07 PM
StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  

Pribar: FTA

Emmanuelli Rojas-Moraza, of Carolina, Puerto Rico, was arrested Friday at Logan International Airport and arraigned Monday in East Boston District Court on one count of trafficking in more than 200 grams of cocaine.

Improper use of the Florida tag, five greenlight penalty, repeat the submission.


Hey Mods, THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

25 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
The balloon tires tip them off.

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25 Dec 2012 05:40 PM
MathProf     

halB: At this point in my jaded existence, I doubt this man even exists. This is probably a propaganda piece that was fed to the newspapers (who never check anything anymore) to justify the TSA's molestation of young disabled kids in wheelchairs.


Yep, makes perfect sense. Justify TSA's tactics by posting a fake story about Customs, not TSA. Customs =/= TSA.

25 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
i upped my meds-up yours     

Otoscope: Does airport security regularly drill through the tires of all wheelchairs? What tipped these guys off?


doggie nose?

26 Dec 2012 02:00 AM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

i upped my meds-up yours: Otoscope: Does airport security regularly drill through the tires of all wheelchairs? What tipped these guys off?

doggie nose?


Usually it is a tip and they are waiting on the mule.
Sumptin like 95% are tips.
Lou is not that good a cop.

26 Dec 2012 10:43 AM
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