O'riginal.

"There's no sense crying about it.  Your portion of the national debt is currently $113,295.  Given that you're only four, I'll give you until Thursday to get the  funds together.  If you can't raise it, I'll have no choice but to let the Thrakzorg back there have its way with you."

(Every time I see the name Thrakzorg, I imagine something like that.)

Seems strange, I know. But the "dad" in the "O" reminded my of Deniro, and it just went from there.

Johnny and Eric at the President's New Year's Eve Fiscal Cliff Party.