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   Drunk woman drives through police barricade and into accident investigation scene of earlier fatal wreck. Tells cops that she can't possibly go to jail, because she has a DUI hearing in the morning

29 Dec 2012 04:22 PM   |   6449 clicks   |   News On 6 Tulsa
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thismomentinblackhistory    [TotalFark]  
This stupid biatch should never drive again.

29 Dec 2012 01:06 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Tells cops that she can't possibly go to jail, because she has a DUI hearing in the morning

You DON'T say.

29 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
thismomentinblackhistory    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Tells cops that she can't possibly go to jail, because she has a DUI hearing in the morning

You DON'T say.


Well, the good news is she'll still make the hearing.

29 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
That level of stupid should be a capital offense.

Christ.

29 Dec 2012 03:04 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

thismomentinblackhistory: Well, the good news is she'll still make the hearing.


*snert*

Silver lining, that.

29 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
2wolves     
The all too common entitled DUI U.S. citizen.

Public execution may need to be brought back.

29 Dec 2012 04:09 PM
stirfrybry     
Some people give drugs a bad name

29 Dec 2012 04:25 PM
DarkSoulNoHope     

thismomentinblackhistory: This stupid biatch should never drive again.


Can't be said enough.

29 Dec 2012 04:26 PM
Atomic Spunk     

stirfrybry: Some people give drugs a bad name


Now I have that goddamn Bon Jovi song stuck in my head.

29 Dec 2012 04:28 PM
XplodedSynapses     
Wow. Just wow.

29 Dec 2012 04:31 PM
Smeggy Smurf     

2wolves: The all too common entitled DUI U.S. citizen.

Public execution may need to be brought back.


I'm all for executing 2nd time offenders. The first time can be a mental farkup. There is never an excuse for a second. Hanging will do just fine for this.

29 Dec 2012 04:31 PM
bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee... and an attorney.

29 Dec 2012 04:34 PM
elffster     
Was it Alice Walton?

Just let her drive home and sleep it off, it will be ok.

29 Dec 2012 04:35 PM
CreampuffCasperMilktoast     
Subby, you forgot to mention her "hotness" and family resemblance.

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29 Dec 2012 04:37 PM
OregonVet    [TotalFark]  
Too bad. We should go up against repeat offenders such as this with the same zeal we do law abiding citizens.

29 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
yukichigai     

Smeggy Smurf: 2wolves: The all too common entitled DUI U.S. citizen.

Public execution may need to be brought back.

I'm all for executing 2nd time offenders. The first time can be a mental farkup. There is never an excuse for a second. Hanging will do just fine for this.


I think there's something to be said for alcohol addiction being a very real thing. So to slightly moderate your suggestion, I think a first offense should be a mandatory year of taking Anabuse (that's the medication that makes you violently ill if you consume any amount of alcohol).

If you can't break the addiction after that... well then you're an asshole. To the gallows with you.

Also, how would they hang her? SHE HAS NO NECK.

29 Dec 2012 04:41 PM
VegetableManWhereAreYou     
I know a guy who did a similar thing about 20 years ago.

29 Dec 2012 04:49 PM
2xhelix    [TotalFark]  

yukichigai: Also, how would they hang her? SHE HAS NO NECK.


By her tail fin.

29 Dec 2012 04:49 PM
DigitalCoffee     
Ever notice that more and more often, whenever a news site runs a story that would have almost all the comments ridiculing the perp, suddenly the comments section is 'down' with a notice like: "NewsOn6.com comments have been temporarily disabled. We're sorry for the inconvenience."

29 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
Glancing Blow     
She also has eight kids by three fathers, is unemployed, on welfare, and dealing meth for her latest boyfriend.

29 Dec 2012 04:52 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum     

Glancing Blow: She also has eight kids by three fathers, is unemployed, on welfare, and dealing meth for her latest boyfriend.


The Aristocrats!

29 Dec 2012 04:59 PM
SDRR     

XplodedSynapses: Wow. Just wow.


Wait, there was modified paper towel holders mentioned in the article?? I may have to go read it.

29 Dec 2012 04:59 PM
SDRR     

Glancing Blow: She also has eight kids by three fathers, is unemployed, on welfare, and dealing meth for her latest boyfriend.


*sigh*

why are all the good ones taken.

29 Dec 2012 05:00 PM
Silly Jesus     
To the gallows! The extra strong gallows!

29 Dec 2012 05:10 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Anyone who can figure out a way to stop repeat DUI offenders from driving will have a gold mine. Laws take away the privilege but not the knowledge or ability.

Instead of putting interlocks on their cars, we need to put it on their BRAINS.

29 Dec 2012 05:11 PM
Silly Jesus     

Gyrfalcon: Anyone who can figure out a way to stop repeat DUI offenders from driving will have a gold mine. Laws take away the privilege but not the knowledge or ability.

Instead of putting interlocks on their cars, we need to put it on their BRAINS.


Lobotomy.

29 Dec 2012 05:17 PM
nytmare     

XplodedSynapses: Wow. Just wow.


When you positively have absolutely nothing to say, go into the thread and type "+1". Or if you're feeling especially inane, write "Wow. Just wow."

29 Dec 2012 05:23 PM
Psycoholic_Slag     

nytmare: XplodedSynapses: Wow. Just wow.

When you positively have absolutely nothing to say, go into the thread and type "+1". Or if you're feeling especially inane, write "Wow. Just wow."


WIN!

29 Dec 2012 05:30 PM
Silly Jesus     

Psycoholic_Slag: nytmare: XplodedSynapses: Wow. Just wow.

When you positively have absolutely nothing to say, go into the thread and type "+1". Or if you're feeling especially inane, write "Wow. Just wow."

WIN!


+1

29 Dec 2012 05:31 PM
It's Me Bender     
FTFA: Thomasine Harjo

Just farking deport her already. She can even keep her car, so long as someone else drives it to the border for her. Once she's off US soil, I don't care what she does.

29 Dec 2012 05:35 PM
It's Me Bender     
Also FTFA: Ada Woman Arrested For DUI...

There is no place in the world where an American could go, commit a crime, and then be identified by the media as "[that place] Man". Yet "our" media pretends that foreigners who commit crimes here are actually locals.

29 Dec 2012 05:40 PM
99.998er     

It's Me Bender: FTFA: Thomasine Harjo

Just farking deport her already. She can even keep her car, so long as someone else drives it to the border for her. Once she's off US soil, I don't care what she does.


What border are you talking about? She is Native American. Put your flag back in your cedar chest and do not bring it out again till Veteran's Day. The lapel pin, too

29 Dec 2012 05:44 PM
Mixolydian Master     

nytmare: XplodedSynapses: Wow. Just wow.

When you positively have absolutely nothing to say, go into the thread and type "+1". Or if you're feeling especially inane, write "Wow. Just wow."


^^This

29 Dec 2012 05:47 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

99.998er: It's Me Bender: FTFA: Thomasine Harjo

Just farking deport her already. She can even keep her car, so long as someone else drives it to the border for her. Once she's off US soil, I don't care what she does.

What border are you talking about? She is Native American. Put your flag back in your cedar chest and do not bring it out again till Veteran's Day. The lapel pin, too


[ohsnap.jpg]

29 Dec 2012 05:50 PM
Mutt Farkinov     
Kind of didn't need to read the article after the headline.

/+1

29 Dec 2012 05:53 PM
bunner     
Some people are just mud stupid and see society at large as an inconvenience to their personal freedom of choice. Apparently, this cow is their spokesperson.

29 Dec 2012 05:53 PM
eddievercetti     
Saving the best fail for last?

29 Dec 2012 05:54 PM
Tennozan     

Silly Jesus: Gyrfalcon: Anyone who can figure out a way to stop repeat DUI offenders from driving will have a gold mine. Laws take away the privilege but not the knowledge or ability.

Instead of putting interlocks on their cars, we need to put it on their BRAINS.

Lobotomy.


Nah, just cut off one appendage per violation. A couple of DUI's will make ANY kind of driving rather difficult.

29 Dec 2012 05:55 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

Tennozan: Silly Jesus: Gyrfalcon: Anyone who can figure out a way to stop repeat DUI offenders from driving will have a gold mine. Laws take away the privilege but not the knowledge or ability.

Instead of putting interlocks on their cars, we need to put it on their BRAINS.

Lobotomy.

Nah, just cut off one appendage per violation. A couple of DUI's will make ANY kind of driving rather difficult.


Feet? You can drive with your elbows.

29 Dec 2012 05:58 PM
elffster     
Wow. Just wow.

Wow.

29 Dec 2012 06:00 PM
It's Me Bender     

99.998er: What border are you talking about? She is Native American. Put your flag back in your cedar chest and do not bring it out again till Veteran's Day. The lapel pin, too


Well, shiat. Based on appearance and name, I ass-u-me'd she was from Mexico. My mistake. I'd suggest taking away her license, but since she'd already lost it and kept driving anyway, she needs to be locked up.


/I'm not actually a flagwaver
//and my chest is made out of shiny metal, not cedar

29 Dec 2012 06:06 PM
blacksho89     

It's Me Bender: 99.998er: What border are you talking about? She is Native American. Put your flag back in your cedar chest and do not bring it out again till Veteran's Day. The lapel pin, too

Well, shiat. Based on appearance and name, I ass-u-me'd she was from Mexico. My mistake. I'd suggest taking away her license, but since she'd already lost it and kept driving anyway, she needs to be locked up.


/I'm not actually a flagwaver
//and my chest is made out of shiny metal, not cedar


You know, I don't have any idea what part of the country you live in, where your parents were born, and I don't give a shiat. But, listen: In many parts of the country, people with funny names were actually born here.
And their parents.
And grandparents.
In fact, the San Luis Valley in Southern Colorado was settled by people with funny names before it was even part of the US. So was St. Augustine, Florida, and nearly all of California. This means that - wait for it! - some people with funny names have been here longer than your family's fat asses have.

And I don't think it's your chest that's shiny metal. It's your hat.

/ Buen' dia', amigo
// Guten abends, mein Herr.
/// Have a nice day, jughead

29 Dec 2012 06:17 PM
99.998er     

It's Me Bender: 99.998er: What border are you talking about? She is Native American. Put your flag back in your cedar chest and do not bring it out again till Veteran's Day. The lapel pin, too

Well, shiat. Based on appearance and name, I ass-u-me'd she was from Mexico. My mistake. I'd suggest taking away her license, but since she'd already lost it and kept driving anyway, she needs to be locked up.


/I'm not actually a flagwaver
//and my chest is made out of shiny metal, not cedar


Really? With a surname of Rodriguez you make assumptions of people by their looks or names? I am not going to bat for the chick, but I abhor racial/ethnic overtones from idiots, and you sir, fit that category.

29 Dec 2012 06:19 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Several officers tried to get the driver to stop, but the woman behind the wheel did not acknowledge them. According to the police report, one officer was nearly hit by the car but jumped out of the way just in time.

/oh come on....where was the gunplay? You guys are slacking. Should have emptied your semi autos and reloaded. Jeez...would have made a great vid.

29 Dec 2012 06:25 PM
gibbon1    [TotalFark]  
Don't know why but reminds me of a guy I used to know. Shows up at the courthouse for a child support motion by his evil ex. Police everywhere, one of the prisoners escaped and the court house is locked down as the cops search it top to bottom. Gets told to go home. A week later he's arrested on bench warrant for missing his court date. Takes him and his lawyer six months to straighten it out. Meanwhile the ex's lawyer is using the arrest in a motion to strip him of custody. He said what amusing not is his ex didn't get a warrant for missing her court date.

29 Dec 2012 06:26 PM
proteus_b     
Wow. Just +1

29 Dec 2012 06:50 PM
Benjamin Orr     
Wow

29 Dec 2012 07:04 PM
jking1247     

VegetableManWhereAreYou: I know a guy who did a similar thing about 20 years ago.


Lucky you.

29 Dec 2012 07:10 PM
jking1247     

nytmare: XplodedSynapses: Wow. Just wow.

When you positively have absolutely nothing to say, go into the thread and type "+1". Or if you're feeling especially inane, write "Wow. Just wow."


This works too.

29 Dec 2012 07:15 PM
cameroncrazy1984    [TotalFark]  
Wow! Double Wow!

/Jeanneret

29 Dec 2012 07:16 PM
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