I thought in most cases it was a schlicking.

Some people pay extra for that.

Women always fake it anyway, so where's the crime?

MemeSlave: Women always fake it with me anyway, so where's the crime?

FTFY

A Florida woman is jailed on a battery rap for allegedly striking her boyfriend after he "finished first and stopped pleasuring her" during a mutual oral sex session late last night in the victim's home, police report.

/Sometimes, i really don't need to know all the details. Esp if she looks like that. Sure, the guy stopped yodeling in the gulch once his torpedo exploded, but really, is that worth a beating? Hmmm..might be..depends on how good she was.

Redhead?

Reads article. Ugh.... maybe.

Could have been worse...

Link

/I'm sorry

ciberido: MemeSlave: Women always fake it with me anyway, so where's the crime?

FTFY

Have I told you I love you lately ; )

ciberido: MemeSlave: Women always fake it with me anyway, so where's the crime?

FTFY

Flawless.

The Aristocrats.

seriously, people get some self respect and start acting better

So when was she his teacher?

Guys this is why you always make sure the woman you're with gets off too. Then we'll be happy and make sammiches.

illannoyin: Could have been worse...

Link

/I'm sorry

I forgot that I had read that sometime back. I regret not remembering, then re-reading your link. Sometimes nasty isn't a strong enough word.

illannoyin: Could have been worse...

Link

/I'm sorry



"However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."

would take the throat slitting gladly.

/her vag probably looks like a slit throat.

farkin_noob: Guys this is why you always make sure the woman you're with gets off too. Then we'll be happy and make sammiches.

If that's all I have to do to get a sammich, have a seat right here. I love sammiches.

In before some sad farker starts mansplaining about how he's so great at all things sexual and his email just happens to be in his profile.

So she got a 68 and didn't realize it.

"A deputy noted that Scott said that she was also mad at Deleon because she had "heard [him] having sex with another woman over the phone earlier in the day.""

That sex must've been painful for the person lying over the phone.

Which is why you give the lady a few minute head start.

Rozinante: farkin_noob: Guys this is why you always make sure the woman you're with gets off too. Then we'll be happy and make sammiches.

If that's all I have to do to get a sammich, have a seat right here. I love sammiches.

But after your sammich I'll expect round 2.

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 764x461]

LoL ;: )
/I like that.

MemeSlave: Women always fake it anyway, so where's the crime?

The crime was he was done, and she hadn't gotten him a sammich.

"sex is like chinese food. it's not over until everyone gets their cookies..." from alec baldwin's character in outside providence ( i think)

What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

muzzrphochr: illannoyin: Could have been worse...

Link

/I'm sorry

[i.cdn.turner.com image 200x250]

"However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."

would take the throat slitting gladly.

/her vag probably looks like a slit throat.

They all kind of do.

What part of "Get out, I'm done" does she not understand.

Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

well now I know 18 states I will likely never visit.

If you ever want a repeat it is best to make sure your partner enjoys herself as much as you did.

What's the problem? If you both start at the same time, she needs to try and keep up.
Or she could have warmed it up ten minutes before him.

Cheron: If you ever want a repeat it is best to make sure your partner enjoys herself as much as you did.

QFT!!!

MemeSlave: muzzrphochr: illannoyin: Could have been worse...

Link

/I'm sorry

[i.cdn.turner.com image 200x250]

"However, as Watson approached Williams, "he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams."

would take the throat slitting gladly.

/her vag probably looks like a slit throat.

They all kind of do.


/ I'd have eight nickels!

Man she is ugly, looks like someone really farked her face up.

Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

tinfoil-hat maggie: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

Not positive, but it may fall into the "crimes against nature" category in Louisiana.

I call shenanigans, no mention of a trailer anywhere in the article.

Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

Indypendy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

Not positive, but it may fall into the "crimes against nature" category in Louisiana.

I think everything is illegal in Louisiana, don't quote me on that but, wow, even I feel bad for the people that live there. Granted I think New Orleans is like a free city or something but what do I know.

Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

The Georgia sodomy law was invalidated by a court case a while ago. There have been a couple of attempts to repeal it, but they have gone nowhere.

Jilberto?

Malcolm McDowell has really let himself go.

cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

[know how I know you're gay.JPEG]

farkin_noob:

Guys this is why you always make sure the woman you're with gets off too. Then we'll be happy and make sammiches.

Agreed.

But you don't have to beat us every time you're left hanging, do you?

/battle scarred

farkin_noob: Rozinante: farkin_noob: Guys this is why you always make sure the woman you're with gets off too. Then we'll be happy and make sammiches.

If that's all I have to do to get a sammich, have a seat right here. I love sammiches.

But after your sammich I'll expect round 2.

Oh no. Please. Not again. Can't I scrub the toilet instead?

Another Government Employee: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

The Georgia sodomy law was invalidated by a court case a while ago. There have been a couple of attempts to repeal it, but they have gone nowhere.

Lawrence v. Texas invalidated all anti-sodomy laws, IIRC.

The One True TheDavid: farkin_noob:

Guys this is why you always make sure the woman you're with gets off too. Then we'll be happy and make sammiches.

Agreed.

But you don't have to beat us every time you're left hanging, do you?

/battle scarred

I told you I like to play rough. Now get back here and finish what you started.

*whipcrack*

cig-mkr: We need a little kissing

You're a better man than I, after finishing 69 first I'm not really in the mode to make out.

farkin_noob: cig-mkr: Or as I've stated in the past: Sometimes men just want to be held and not be treated like a piece of meat. We need a little kissing and such to get in the mood, wine us, dine us. Just to demand us to "get it up, because I want it now!" demeans us and makes us feel like manwhores. And let me throw this in too, foreplay is really nice, I just hate it when a woman comes into the room, checks the package and gropes a feel. We are sensitive human beings and sometime just laying nude together and spooning is enough.

[know how I know you're gay.JPEG]

You forgot to add NTTATWWT or did you?
/ He sounds sweet ; )

tinfoil-hat maggie: Indypendy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Do you know the way to Mordor: What will make it worse for both of them is that oral sex, for some STUPID reason, is illegal in Florida and many other states, so admitting you had it there is like complaining to police that someone has stolen your drug stash.

[citation]

"For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment."

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

I am such a criminal in my state, multiple counts, I guess I've never been caught.. Also I thought they overruled the sodomy laws through the supreme court. Maybe not?

Not positive, but it may fall into the "crimes against nature" category in Louisiana.

I think everything is illegal in Louisiana, don't quote me on that but, wow, even I feel bad for the people that live there. Granted I think New Orleans is like a free city or something but what do I know.

It's not as bad as you might think lol. You just have to maintain your sense of humor. :)

Those laws are only important to those who get caught. If you get caught giving a bj, odds are you were doing something stupid.

illannoyin: Could have been worse...

Link

/I'm sorry

Well. That's just awful. Thanks.