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   Steer starts massive fire on Vermont farm. Time to ban cows. (with WOW flaming photo)

29 Dec 2012 01:59 PM   |   12899 clicks   |   CNN
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MmmmBacon    [TotalFark]  
Chicago thinks Vermont has gone mainstream. They were burning down due to cows way before it was popular.

29 Dec 2012 08:40 AM
Earguy    [TotalFark]  
Mrs. O'Leary inconsolable.

29 Dec 2012 09:42 AM
kimwim    [TotalFark]  
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What a skid steer may look like.

/Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.

29 Dec 2012 10:10 AM
MorrisBird    [TotalFark]  
I love this site.

29 Dec 2012 10:32 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk     
Came to make sure Mrs. O'Leary got her due mention

/Fark does not disappoint

29 Dec 2012 10:38 AM
flucto    [TotalFark]  

kimwim: /Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.


Willful misunderstanding for the purposes of comedic value. It is apparently not your friend.

29 Dec 2012 10:46 AM
Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  

kimwim: [static.ddmcdn.com image 400x269]
What a skid steer may look like.

/Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.


Joke comprehension is apparently not your strong point.

29 Dec 2012 11:07 AM
slyandtheblooddiamond     
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/did rtfa
//i'm not gonna give up a meme drop for that

29 Dec 2012 02:06 PM
A Terrible Human     
fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.

29 Dec 2012 02:06 PM
EZ1923     

Speaker2Animals: kimwim: [static.ddmcdn.com image 400x269]
What a skid steer may look like.

/Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.

Joke comprehension is apparently not your strong point.


I don't know, subby could learn a thing or two about how to write a cow/fire joke from MmmmBacon. Namely, don't force the joke when an easy one is sitting right there for the taking.

29 Dec 2012 02:07 PM
illannoyin     
Meh. This is old news.

/In Chicago

29 Dec 2012 02:07 PM
MathProf     
Established that a skid steer is not an animal.

Still to be established: that a steer is not a cow.

29 Dec 2012 02:08 PM
Benjimin_Dover    [TotalFark]  
Ah, attaching your house and barn together. The retarded British building method analogous to putting all your eggs in one basket.

29 Dec 2012 02:08 PM
Just another Heartland Weirdass     

A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.


Soooooo lets ban em!

29 Dec 2012 02:08 PM
divgradcurl     
so, that first pic would be fun to photoshop with 'disaster girl,' but how would i add an orange tint to her face to make it blend in?

/came for chicago fire reference, leaving more than satisfied

29 Dec 2012 02:09 PM
Cuchulane    [TotalFark]  
Why any cow would need a 30 teat udder cannot be justified.

29 Dec 2012 02:09 PM
enochianwolf     
How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

29 Dec 2012 02:10 PM
mercator_psi     
Damn! Some of those pics were incredibly awesome.

Sad, but awesome.

/now hungry for revenge steak

29 Dec 2012 02:11 PM
Saborlas    [TotalFark]  
There'll be a HOT time on the old town tonight.

29 Dec 2012 02:11 PM
summersa74     

MathProf: Established that a skid steer is not an animal.

Still to be established: that a steer is not a cow.


Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

29 Dec 2012 02:12 PM
Brick-House     
Will someone please ring the dinner bell...

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/Did this once in my Back Yard when I was stationed in the Philippines.
//Best damn BBQ I ever had.
///House was still standing

29 Dec 2012 02:13 PM
Boudica's War Tampon     
Man, I'd like to stand downwind from that fire.

29 Dec 2012 02:13 PM
Homer Elmer     
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29 Dec 2012 02:14 PM
Brick-House     
As a former fire fighter, that's what we called "saving the foundation."

29 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
divx88     

MathProf: Established that a skid steer is not an animal.

Still to be established: that a steer is not a cow.


... or was it a cow trying to drive a steer?

29 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
b0rg9     

divgradcurl: so, that first pic would be fun to photoshop with 'disaster girl,' but how would i add an orange tint to her face to make it blend in?



You could play around with the "lighting effects" tool.

29 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
planes     
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Chicago also happened to endure a terrible fire that same day, but the Peshtigo, Wisconsin tragedy, taking many more lives, gradually slipped into obscurity. (new window)

29 Dec 2012 02:16 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  

flucto: kimwim: /Reading comprehension, subby, is your friend.

Willful misunderstanding for the purposes of comedic value. It is apparently not your friend.


Jeesum Crow.
He has to eat some now.

29 Dec 2012 02:16 PM
Brick-House     
Impressive fire, but were there Zombies???

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29 Dec 2012 02:17 PM
A Terrible Human     

Just another Heartland Weirdass: A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.

Soooooo lets ban em!


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29 Dec 2012 02:17 PM
mikalmd     
Self Cooking Steaks..Medium Rare Please....

29 Dec 2012 02:18 PM
MemeSlave     

Earguy: Mrs. O'Leary inconsolable.


Over in 2.

29 Dec 2012 02:18 PM
maniacbastard     
Rape the cow and eat it.

29 Dec 2012 02:19 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
The farm was originally purchased by Towne's grandfather in the 1920's and was operated as a dairy farm. The home and attached barn were completely destroyed, being reduced to charred rubble


/Wouldn't rubble be classified as rocks, stone, or crumbled masonry?. I wasn't aware that burned up wood could be denoted as "rubble". Wouldn't it be something else?

//Anyone?

29 Dec 2012 02:19 PM
Valiente     

A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.


Not nearly as overplayed as the "smokin' girl" who actually looks like she fell through a tree bearing flaming meat tenderizing hammers headlines.

Most of those seem to come from the Daily Fail, which must be a "Cracked"-type "partner".

29 Dec 2012 02:20 PM
divx88     
... so, anyone know what movie intro this one was for?

29 Dec 2012 02:20 PM
Valiente     

enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only


To compensate for a skinny, short penis that never gets more than semi-hard and ejaculates after two strokes because of that one time in Scout camp?

29 Dec 2012 02:22 PM
Valiente     

maniacbastard: Rape the cow and eat it.


Funny thing for a Hindu to say...wait, it's Saturday night where you are, right?

29 Dec 2012 02:24 PM
A Shambling Mound     

enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only


Really? You sat there, thought for a bit, cracked your knuckles, wiggled your fingers and put them to the keyboard and that's what came out?

29 Dec 2012 02:26 PM
StoPPeRmobile    [TotalFark]  

A Terrible Human: fark these farking "time to ban this" headlines,no offense to you subby it's just overplayed at this point.


Too soon?

Ban the banners!

29 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  

enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only


How did this become another gun thread?

29 Dec 2012 02:28 PM
sloshed_again     
A couple of former CO.s met on a Florida golf course.

Guy from New York asks how did you get out of business?

He says flood. Wiped out the whole business. What happened to you?

New Yorker says fire. Burn't the place to the ground.How do you stage a flood?

29 Dec 2012 02:28 PM
maniacbastard     

Valiente: Funny thing for a Hindu to say...wait, it's Saturday night where you are, right?


I am inside you like a tapeworm.

I eat and I shiat in your body.

I watch men penetrate you from inside your colon.

You are fond of this.

29 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
XplodedSynapses     
FTFA: Fire investigators confirmed the blaze was started when a skid steer sparked the flames which quickly spread through the dry wood structure

The steer only sparked. The wood caught fire.
Time to ban wood.

29 Dec 2012 02:32 PM
danno_to_infinity     
That did not take long to burn. I watched a fire department burn a house for practice, by the Newington Mall. From the time the fire started, to it just being flaming wood in the basement hole, was about 17 minutes. It's the foundation saving that takes hours and hours.

/like that, save the foundation

29 Dec 2012 02:36 PM
StoPPeRmobile    [TotalFark]  

John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?


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29 Dec 2012 02:37 PM
rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines

29 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  

StoPPeRmobile: John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?

[images.cheezburger.com image 442x332]


It's a fair question.

29 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
cuzsis     

John Buck 41: enochianwolf: How is that headline even remotely funny? Also, it's funny how gun advocates keep with the "let's ban this" shtick, they know deep down a gun is made for 1 reason only

How did this become another gun thread?


Apparently by people who don't like guns.

/it's kind of weird how obsessive they are about them.
//reminds me of anti-gay people...

29 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     

rnatalie: Do you really expect these people to know the differences between a steer, bull, heifer, cow, gomer, and ox?

Bull - male bovine with his parts
Steer - male bovine who got castrated while a calf
Ox - male bovine who got castrated while an adult
Cow - female bovine that has given birth (and hence milkable)
heifer - female bovine that has not had a calf
gomer - a guy who has sex with female bovines


/ok..ill give you those, but what do you call that guy who was farking the dead dog in front of the day care center? And what if he set it on fire first? Ever think of that? NOOOO ill bet you haven't.

29 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
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