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29 Dec 2012 04:45 PM   |   17662 clicks   |   Futurity
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.

29 Dec 2012 01:01 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.


Done in one

/if you hadn't, I was going to
//Megapiranha vs Dinoshark coming soon

29 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Done in one

/if you hadn't, I was going to
//Megapiranha vs Dinoshark coming soon


It was all good until I realized that that's when Syfy has Friday Night Smackdown.

Which doesn't rule out the possibility of Megapiranha showing up there, mind you. They'll just have him feud with Daniel Bryan or something.

29 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
ms_lara_croft    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.

Done in one

/if you hadn't, I was going to
//Megapiranha vs Dinoshark coming soon


In 3-DD

29 Dec 2012 01:58 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD


With Gary Busey!

29 Dec 2012 02:22 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD

With Gary Busey!


And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

29 Dec 2012 02:26 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Oh for petes sake. It's a bluegill with teeth. Tastes like chicken.

29 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
ms_lara_croft    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD

With Gary Busey!


And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

29 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
ms_lara_croft    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD

With Gary Busey!

And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know


Nothing's left of her but her breast implants floating on the waves.

29 Dec 2012 02:36 PM
Therion    [TotalFark]  
Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...

29 Dec 2012 02:48 PM
h2ogate    [TotalFark]  
Extinct? That's what they said about the coelacanth, too.

29 Dec 2012 02:53 PM
Apos     

ms_lara_croft: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD

With Gary Busey!

And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

And

Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!

29 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know


ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!


Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...


Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!


And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.

29 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
Apos     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...

Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!

And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.


Even knowing that Baldwin will be the weakest link, I'd watch the hell out of this movie.

29 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...

Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!

And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.

Even knowing that Baldwin will be the weakest link, I'd watch the hell out of this movie.


I'm not so sure that I'd want to know the person who WOULDN'T watch this movie.

29 Dec 2012 03:29 PM
Apos     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...

Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!

And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.

Even knowing that Baldwin will be the weakest link, I'd watch the hell out of this movie.

I'm not so sure that I'd want to know the person who WOULDN'T watch this movie.



*fist bump*

29 Dec 2012 03:31 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
*fistbump*

Right on, brother!

29 Dec 2012 03:33 PM
Galileo's Daughter     
Megapiranha vs Sharktopus: Electric Eel Boogaloo

with Eric Roberts, Stephen Baldwin, and guest star David Morse!


/I would watch this, sadly

29 Dec 2012 04:52 PM
John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  
FTFA---could have had a bite force anywhere from 280 to 1,070 pounds.

Way to not narrow it down. Sheesh.

29 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
GungFu     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...

Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!

And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.


Special Appearance by Martika ('Toy Soldiers') as Aquarium owner.

29 Dec 2012 04:57 PM
bilgemaster     
If it's so tough and all, why's it extinct?

/must have been delicious

29 Dec 2012 04:58 PM
NeoCortex42     

Galileo's Daughter: Megapiranha vs Sharktopus: Electric Eel Boogaloo

with Eric Roberts, Stephen Baldwin, and guest star David Morse!


/I would watch this, sadly


Anything with Eric Roberts is worth at least one watch.

29 Dec 2012 05:03 PM
jankyboy    [TotalFark]  
Will haunt my dreams? Unless it walks on land and preys on farkers here in Colorado, not likely.

/and yeah, what bilgemaster said

29 Dec 2012 05:05 PM
buzzcut73     
I blame global climate change for this, and many other extinctions.

29 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
Gyrfalcon     

Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

ms_lara_croft: And Stephen Baldwin as a cop!

Therion: Paging Roger Corman ... Roger Corman to the white courtesy phone, please ...

Apos: And Bruce Boxleitner as his partner!

And Ving Rhames in a tender, heartfelt role that will surprise you.

Even knowing that Baldwin will be the weakest link, I'd watch the hell out of this movie.

I'm not so sure that I'd want to know the person who WOULDN'T watch this movie.


*fist bump*


I wouldn't watch it because it would be on Syfy Channel, and I don't watch that stuff on general principles.

Call me when the DVD is released.

29 Dec 2012 05:08 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
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Doesn't stand a chance against the BetaRazor, though.

29 Dec 2012 05:09 PM
machoprogrammer     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Done in one

/if you hadn't, I was going to
//Megapiranha vs Dinoshark coming soon

It was all good until I realized that that's when Syfy has Friday Night Smackdown.

Which doesn't rule out the possibility of Megapiranha showing up there, mind you. They'll just have him feud with Daniel Bryan or something.


BAH GAWD KING! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

29 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
zerkalo     
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Bring it on

29 Dec 2012 05:17 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

machoprogrammer: BAH GAWD KING! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!


BAH GAWD, MEGAPIRANHA BROKE THAT MAN IN HALF!

HE'S GOT A FAMILY!


Gyrfalcon: I wouldn't watch it because it would be on Syfy Channel, and I don't watch that stuff on general principles.

Call me when the DVD is released.


It's a tough sell with the cancellation of MST3K, I dig that.


GungFu: Special Appearance by Martika ('Toy Soldiers') as Aquarium owner.


Okay, now THAT'S boss.


Galileo's Daughter: Megapiranha vs Sharktopus: Electric Eel Boogaloo

with Eric Roberts, Stephen Baldwin, and guest star David Morse!


/I would watch this, sadly


There's no "sadly" about this.

I would watch it.

Gladly, even.

29 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
MisterLoki     
Not so tough on land.

29 Dec 2012 05:19 PM
mongbiohazard     

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Oh for petes sake. It's a bluegill with teeth. Tastes like chicken.



I hear they're good fried in butter with plantains.

29 Dec 2012 05:21 PM
Just Another OC Homeless Guy     

ms_lara_croft: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ms_lara_croft: In 3-DD

With Gary Busey!

And a cameo by Lindsay Lohan as the drunk bimbo who gets eaten first

/type casting, I know

Nothing's left of her but her breast implants floating on the waves.


That's hot...

29 Dec 2012 05:29 PM
clowncar on fire     

bilgemaster: If it's so tough and all, why's it extinct?

/must have been delicious


Not enough food dumb enough to go into the river it had made its home in.

29 Dec 2012 05:29 PM
Wolfmanjames    [TotalFark]  
Dinsdale!

/At a holiday party, a bunch of us started brainstorming SyFy movie ideas and plots. The end result is that I am writing the script for MechaYeti.
//Was drunk at the time.
///Still funny, tho.

29 Dec 2012 05:33 PM
Biledriver     
I wonder where that fish did go

29 Dec 2012 05:33 PM
Just Another OC Homeless Guy     

buzzcut73: I blame global climate change for this, and many other extinctions.


Thank GOD for global climate change!

(Reminds me of that Richard Pryor line.)

29 Dec 2012 05:34 PM
sergento     
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Still terrified over how horrible the movie was...

29 Dec 2012 05:35 PM
JosephFinn     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.


(Is it wrong that I thought Jersey Shore Shark Attack one of the funniest movies of 2012? So tongue in cheek it was perfect. Yeah. I'll slap myself out.)

29 Dec 2012 05:35 PM
magtec     
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29 Dec 2012 05:37 PM
LordJiro     
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Unimpressed.

29 Dec 2012 05:41 PM
Apos     

Gyrfalcon: I wouldn't watch it because it would be on Syfy Channel, and I don't watch that stuff on general principles.



Ahh, but as you're my favorite Fark MediatorTM, I won't hold that against you.

29 Dec 2012 05:41 PM
Apos     

JosephFinn: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This Friday on Syfy, 8PM EST.

(Is it wrong that I thought Jersey Shore Shark Attack one of the funniest movies of 2012? So tongue in cheek it was perfect. Yeah. I'll slap myself out.)



After watching for 30 minutes, I switched channels when I realized that neither Tiffany nor Debbie Reynolds were guest stars. Glad you enjoyed it, though.

29 Dec 2012 05:46 PM
drjekel_mrhyde     
i wonder what the bite force on the fish that cracks nut or a octopus

29 Dec 2012 05:50 PM
jankyboy    [TotalFark]  

sergento: [atthemovieswithsilver.files.wordpres s.com image 480x320]

Still terrified over how horrible the movie was...


Yeah, that one sucked. I thought the first one was pretty funny and somewhat entertaining.

29 Dec 2012 05:50 PM
stirfrybry     

John Buck 41: FTFA---could have had a bite force anywhere from 280 to 1,070 pounds.

Way to not narrow it down. Sheesh.


That's what I thought. Is that even useful information? What has happened to science?

29 Dec 2012 05:51 PM
Gyrfalcon     

LordJiro: [i.imgur.com image 500x356] Unimpressed.


...the f*ck??

People always talk about extinction like it's a bad thing. We should be GLAD these things are gone!

29 Dec 2012 05:56 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
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29 Dec 2012 05:59 PM
A stranger in the Alps     
It's no match for the MANIRANHA!

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/he's a man and a piranha!
//probably obscure
///estoy podcuddle

29 Dec 2012 05:59 PM
Nakito     
PIRAN HA! HA!

/I'm using Forbes Insoluble Dry Plates

29 Dec 2012 06:06 PM
hasty ambush     

fusillade762: [www.gearfuse.com image 600x540]


Grizzly[a]conda would rock as would

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29 Dec 2012 06:07 PM
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