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   Hardened, expert criminal decides the best target for his next robbery would be a) a bank, b) a liquor store, c) a security and surveillance business

29 Dec 2012 02:12 PM   |   2412 clicks   |   InsideNova
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Liz Lemon    [TotalFark]  
Link is farked.

29 Dec 2012 02:14 PM
othmar     
the link worked fine for me.

29 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
The burglar is described as black, between 30 and 40 years old, 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, with a medium build and a beard. He was wearing burgundy sweatpants, a black jacket, white shoes, a black skull-style cap and black gloves.

/I'm surprised that they actually gave the description. Usually when the suspect is black, they get all shivery and trembly and don't post it.  Props to the editor.


Oh..and for those whom the linky is not working..i got your back.

Someone broke into a security business in the Manassas area on Dec. 20, police said.

Police responded to New Horizon Security  7820 Sudley Road in Manassas, at 10:20 p.m., Prince William police spokesman Jonathan Perok said.
An employee told police that he heard noises coming from another part of his office about 7:50 p.m., Perok said.
The employee checked the office and found an unidentified man there, police said. He told the man to leave and he did, Perok said.
Later, the employee discovered that some items in the office had been moved, but nothing was reported missing, police said.
The burglar is described as black, between 30 and 40 years old, 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, with a medium build and a beard. He was wearing burgundy sweatpants, a black jacket, white shoes, a black skull-style cap and black gloves.
Anyone with information relating to this case is asked to call Crime Solvers at 703-670-3700 or 1-866-411-TIPS. You don't have to give your name, just the information and you could earn up to a $1,000 cash reward.

29 Dec 2012 02:16 PM
rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
He was just trying to be sporting.    No sense taking candy from a baby.

29 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
johncb76006     
Must be related to the idiot who thinks that it's a good idea to rob a gun shop.

29 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
sephjnr     
D) a restaurant?

29 Dec 2012 02:32 PM
jackiepaper     
Next, they'll be instructed on the meaning of the word "nemesis"

29 Dec 2012 02:51 PM
rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
Then there's the guy whose got the balls to hold up a donut shop.  Must have been shift change at the PD.
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?se ction=news/local&id=8909328

29 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
Now and then you do it for the love of the game.

29 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
OptimusHime     

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Now and then you do it for the love of the game.


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29 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Next time, I think I'll rob a shooting range!

29 Dec 2012 05:52 PM
ideamaster     
i want security cams that record letterbox HD. I am tired of these cheap gas station cameras.

29 Dec 2012 09:50 PM
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