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   The seven deadly sins done Texas style. Come for the Gluttony (a shootout over fried skrimps), stay for the Pride (bragging on Twitter about an arrest warrant)

29 Dec 2012 01:44 PM   |   5716 clicks   |   Houston Press
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Dancin_In_Anson    [TotalFark]  

29 Dec 2012 10:17 AM
vpb    [TotalFark]  
Both horses were asked if the sex had been consensual, and each replied with a "Neigh."

Neigh means neigh.

29 Dec 2012 10:58 AM
elvisaintdead    [TotalFark]  

Dancin_In_Anson: With a mugshot slideshow bonus!


that there's a texas-sized heap a'awesome, ah tell ya whut.

29 Dec 2012 12:33 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
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Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for."

I reckon ol' Ernie got that second part right, yup.


/see, because Texas

29 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
simplicimus     
What's K-2?

29 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
A Terrible Human     

simplicimus: What's K-2?


That synthetic pot garbage. It's basically random plants sprayed with research chemicals that try to mimic pot but fail rather badly. People have had terrible reactions to that shiat. Just smoke real pot and skip that bs.

29 Dec 2012 01:50 PM
the_vegetarian_cannibal     
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29 Dec 2012 01:52 PM
thisiszombocom     
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29 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
Silly Jesus     
I've been told that ebonics is racist. How did that make it into a headline?

29 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
illannoyin     
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Obligatory

29 Dec 2012 01:57 PM
Genju     
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I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

29 Dec 2012 01:59 PM
A Terrible Human     

Genju: I have the death sentence on 12 systems!


And one moving violation?

29 Dec 2012 02:00 PM
illannoyin     

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Doh!

Ok, how about this instead...

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Don't bring a skrimp to a gun fight!

29 Dec 2012 02:02 PM
Tight_as_an_Owl     
Hey, has anyone posted this yet?!?!

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29 Dec 2012 02:04 PM
the_vegetarian_cannibal     

Tight_as_an_Owl: Hey, has anyone posted this yet?!?!

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29 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
Saborlas    [TotalFark]  
8th deadly sin: being Texan.

/go ahead and secede, losers
//Mexico will gobble you up
///then white people will be the illegals
////cry some moar!

29 Dec 2012 02:17 PM
lesliessexxy     
I love this state.

When do we get our own tag?

29 Dec 2012 02:23 PM
muzzrphochr     
ftfa: Both horses were asked if the sex had been consensual, and each replied with a "Neigh."

lame!

29 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
Arcturus72     
If you read through the article, it's not just 1 person for each sin, it's a bunch of them... They even include a teacher charged with banging 4 of the guys on the school footbal team, and her husband even didn't seem to mind... Look up her mugshot yourself...

Giggity...

29 Dec 2012 03:54 PM
WordyGrrl     

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What is that woman's name? The still is from a comedy video I saw a long time ago, and it was hilarious. Can't remember the comedienne's name, so the Google's are not helping...

29 Dec 2012 04:56 PM
eltejon     

Dancin_In_Anson: With a mugshot slideshow bonus!


Krystal Cook (#9) can burn down my house any time. Even if that is only her stage name.

29 Dec 2012 05:39 PM
Hop-Frog     
FTA: "man's best friend with benefits"

Nice turn of a phrase, that.

29 Dec 2012 06:02 PM
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