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   Missing cigarettes, a stolen guitar, obscene messages scratched onto a car and a group trip to jail - bad country song or a real Saturday night in a redneck town?

29 Dec 2012 03:26 PM   |   3904 clicks   |   Patch
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Give Toby Keith enough time, and it can be *both.*

29 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
The Curse of Dacula

29 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
A Shambling Mound     
Not much of a Saturday night, really. Sounds like a Thursday in Vidor..

29 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  
All country songs really happened and well it's a Family tradition : )

29 Dec 2012 03:32 PM
Another Government Employee     
Dacula. Everything Florida wants to be and more.

29 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

tinfoil-hat maggie: All country songs really happened and well it's a Family tradition : )


(quietly wonders if I really *am* ready for some football)

29 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
Arent most country songs based on a saturday night in a redneck town?

/no, your tractor is not sexy

29 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
dryknife     
It made me feel much betta
To scratch a pecker on your
Pretty new Jetta
You are never ever ever bumming smokes from me again

29 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Cyno01: Arent most country songs based on a saturday night in a redneck town?

/no, your tractor is not sexy


Heh, not quite! There's a lot of country music I like, and a bit that I don't like.

Generally, the real soulful stuff, the stuff that doesn't sound like a pop track with a twangy guitar? That stuff, I like.

And the old school stuff is pretty damn good, too.

The only kind of music I don't really like across the board is the bubblegum pop stuff from Bieber and others of that ilk.

29 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
aenemated     
"jeshua?"

wtf?

29 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
Onkel Buck     
I always check to see if the counties these redneck stories happen in are on the police scanner link and I listen. Its like old timey white trash radio theater.

29 Dec 2012 03:49 PM
rumpelstiltskin    [TotalFark]  
In either case, there's a bad woman or a good dog involved.

29 Dec 2012 03:50 PM
illannoyin     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Give Toby Keith enough time, and it can be *both.*


This.

I came in to simply say in reply to the headline "yes".

/Texas
//Six years

29 Dec 2012 03:53 PM
skinink     
Why doesn't anyone scratch vaginas into the side of a car? I'd think that kind of car would be more embarrassing to drive around.

29 Dec 2012 03:56 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

illannoyin: This.

I came in to simply say in reply to the headline "yes".


*fistbump*

Right on, illannoyin.

29 Dec 2012 03:59 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: tinfoil-hat maggie: All country songs really happened and well it's a Family tradition : )

(quietly wonders if I really *am* ready for some football)


Maybe but are you ready for swinging ?
/Wish I could find the original or one as bad as that Final Countdown you love : )

29 Dec 2012 04:04 PM
El Freak    [TotalFark]  

Cyno01: Arent most country songs based on a saturday night in a redneck town?

/no, your tractor is not sexy


Mine is. And by "tractor", I mean my penis.

29 Dec 2012 04:04 PM
phalamir     

skinink: Why doesn't anyone scratch vaginas into the side of a car? I'd think that kind of car would be more embarrassing to drive around.


Because the dipshiats that do this have never seen a vagina since their birth; while, like most rednecks, they have had lots of experienc looking at various weeners up close

29 Dec 2012 04:04 PM
johnnygew     

dryknife: It made me feel much betta
To scratch a pecker on your
Pretty new Jetta
You are never ever ever bumming smokes from me again


You'll make a muffin betta
Betta
It's really getting betta
It's betta, it's betta
With a green rosetta Jetta

/He was a Very nice boy...He used to Cut my grass...

29 Dec 2012 04:08 PM
Pasnute     
FTFA: Dec. 20
Entering auto in the 2500 block of Harbin Springs Cove.


Wut??

29 Dec 2012 04:09 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

tinfoil-hat maggie: Maybe but are you ready for swinging ?


Right now, I'm trying to drink as much orange juice as I can. It's the season for ramblin' fever, you know.


tinfoil-hat maggie: /Wish I could find the original or one as bad as that Final Countdown you love : )


! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

You know, I actually have something appropriate for the purposes of this thread! :D

29 Dec 2012 04:13 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: tinfoil-hat maggie: Maybe but are you ready for swinging ?

Right now, I'm trying to drink as much orange juice as I can. It's the season for ramblin' fever, you know.


tinfoil-hat maggie: /Wish I could find the original or one as bad as that Final Countdown you love : )

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

You know, I actually have something appropriate for the purposes of this thread! :D


I love it, now, take another little piece of my heart now baby : )

29 Dec 2012 04:37 PM
jmsvrsn     
If your circle of acquaintances include a Jeshua and a Weston you may want to rethink things.

29 Dec 2012 04:49 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

tinfoil-hat maggie: I love it, now, take another little piece of my heart now baby : )


Word up, yo! :D

29 Dec 2012 04:56 PM
cc_rider    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Give Toby Keith enough time, and it can be *both.*


My first thought was Lucinda Williams. She could definitely pull it off, and the song would actually be worth listening to.  ;)

29 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: tinfoil-hat maggie: I love it, now, take another little piece of my heart now baby : )

Word up, yo! :D


Heh, you've made my day but, even cowgirls get the blues ; )

29 Dec 2012 05:04 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

cc_rider: My first thought was Lucinda Williams. She could definitely pull it off, and the song would actually be worth listening to. ;)


Okay, THAT would be interesting.


tinfoil-hat maggie: Heh, you've made my day but, even cowgirls get the blues ; )


Thanks!

Tell ya what, a winter day like this makes me wish that I had a big pot of jambalaya at the ready!

29 Dec 2012 05:12 PM
wellreadneck    [TotalFark]  

tinfoil-hat maggie: All country songs really happened and well it's a Family tradition : )


Some Elizabeth Cook would be appropriate.

29 Dec 2012 05:21 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

wellreadneck: tinfoil-hat maggie: All country songs really happened and well it's a Family tradition : )

Some Elizabeth Cook would be appropriate.


Well you could've played some ; ) Where'd you come from country bumpkin: )
/LoL ; )

29 Dec 2012 05:26 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

29 Dec 2012 05:55 PM
dopekitty74     
Can't believe nobody got the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reference out of that (expletive deleted) and made them eat that (expletive deleted) and (expletive deleted) it out again

29 Dec 2012 05:58 PM
Badafuco     
Get me out of this small redneck town
Cause I don't wanna be stuck in jail When the sun goes down -
you can't bust me If you don't know what you found

29 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
jmadisonbiii     
There's gold in a link at the bottom of that page:

Growling Man Spits on Clerk's Face, Says He'll Be Back
"A witness to the dancing told police the man appeared to be under the influence of drugs. "

29 Dec 2012 07:36 PM
StoPPeRmobile     
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29 Dec 2012 07:44 PM
jmadisonbiii     

29 Dec 2012 07:45 PM
Kenny B    [TotalFark]  
had stolen some of his cigarettes a few days ago

Buddy of mine used to bum cigs all the time. Broke him from doing it when I gave him one that had been in a pack that was on my dashboard for about a year.

29 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
pc     

29 Dec 2012 09:21 PM
abhorrent1     
What's with that Dacula place? Is that were they make the people they ship to Florida?

30 Dec 2012 05:56 AM
offmymeds     

pc: Home Invaders Flee After Woman Yells at Them
Obscene Gesture Leads to Confrontation in Hamilton Mill
Dacula Man Admits Grabbing Teen by Neck During Dispute at McDonald's
Car Accident Leads to Profane Tantrum in Daycare Parking Lot
Woman Calls Police After Neighbor 'Shot Her the Bird'
Man Charged With Pointing Gun During Road Rage Incident
Woman Hit Over Head With Beer Bottle During Bar Fight
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There's no crime like white trash crime! :)

30 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
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