Carnal Knowledge of a Juvenile....nice.

Not a chance I'm clicking that link

She's still not that hot, although I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

It's like Pink crossed with the Who Farted Y'all girl

meh

It's good to know her address because you know she's not there, in case you wanted to rob her.

She's also being charged for theft of Joe Dirt's mullet.

Lionel Mandrake: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 581x640]

I think the term is "doable".

Investigators with the Rapides Parish Sheriff's Office

booked into the Rapides Parish Detention Center

They said "Rapides" twice...

School Rape is not cool. Taking sexual advantage of an underage kid is not cool.

/especially when you are home schooled

Oh. My. GAWWWD!

I brought my pencil.

Gimme somethin' to write on!

/would hit it

wow that website is horrible.It's your typical local news, slam everything into one page and let people sort it out later.

I'd bang that like a screen door in a tornado.

Investigators with the Rapides Parish Sheriff's Office arrested a teacher from Tioga High School for alleged inappropriate sexual behavior with a student from the school.

/go on...don't leave us hanging.

jankyboy: [img853.imageshack.us image 850x850]

*Fistbump*

So is saying "actual smokin hot teacher" the new "smokin hot teacher" which really means "not actually hot at all"?

Yeah, i'd stay after school for that.

Attention all Farkettes that want to have sex with their students.
Please contact me first, we can get things straight between us and lick the problem.

Smokin' hot? They must have lower standards in the south.

Meh...

Also:

....set the standard, broke the mold

She's kinda funny looking.

What carnal knowledge may look like.

/seriously, that's a boss way to describe boinking a teen. Sounds almost appealing. Gon' go get me some carnal knowledge.
//Doesn't matter how old, taking advantage of a soft headed kid with a hard body is still taking advantage. At least that's what I tell myself when I see these smoking hot 16-18 year olds in fur boots and skinny jeans.
///Too honest for fark?

Not bad but...

So the "who y'all farted" girl was a teacher? DNW

Link farked.

But, from the comments in the thread, it's Louisiana, not Florida.

laid back w/bud light: So the "who y'all farted" girl was a teacher? DNW

Also in GIS for "who farted ya'll"

Ah, server fall down and go boom.

I think there use to be the state mental hosp. there in Pineville. Regardless, I've been through that area a few times and I'm surprised everyone isn't farking each other on a regular basis there.

In continuation of my post about swinging from the last teacher/kid sex thread...

The teachers are always the freakiest ladies in our swingers group. I asked them once about the phenomenon of teachers farking students and they all said no way. The best answer one of the ladies gave was "ugh! Are you kidding? Have you ever smelled a teenage boy?"

/Yes, all three of them
//Repeatedly

I'm with Ed- who crashed the server?

Ed Grubermann: Ah, server fall down and go boom.

Yep, we done Farked it.

Back in my day, young guys knew two things:

1. A good thing when it was happening.

2. To keep their mouths shut.

For "carnal knowledge"? If they're going THAT old-school, they might as well have said, "...for knowing a minor in the biblical sense".

illannoyin: In continuation of my post about swinging from the last teacher/kid sex thread...

The teachers are always the freakiest ladies in our swingers group. I asked them once about the phenomenon of teachers farking students and they all said no way. The best answer one of the ladies gave was "ugh! Are you kidding? Have you ever smelled a teenage boy?"

/Yes, all three of them
//Repeatedly

Go on....

link farked.

Has a tv news site server ever got farked like that b4? Also every subby in this trifecta is a trollin' LIAR

http://www.iheartmyteacher.org/index. php?threads/heather-michelle-coo k sey-tioga-louisiana-arrested-dec-2012. 1277/

BackwardsHatClub: So is saying "actual smokin hot teacher" the new "smokin hot teacher" which really means "not actually hot at all"?

That gimmick gets clicks, and the only thing they love more than clicks is giving in to people who complain and threaten to stop paying to come to this site.

Lionel Mandrake: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 581x640]

I'd hit it.

/Low standards FTW

arrested 27 year-old Heather Michelle Cooksey of 128 Arlington Drive in Pineville for two counts of Carnal Knowledge of a Juvenile and four counts of Mall Hair

You kidding? I would have absolutely wrecked that when I was 17.

"Arthur" Garfunkle?

FTA : detectives arrested the 27 year-old Cooksey... for two counts of Carnal Knowledge of a Juvenile.

Bond has been set at $10,000



/ shattered

// will see what he can do

egh, buttah face

http://www.myspace.com/cheezydoo20

A GIS of Heather Michelle Cooksey brings up a frightening array of mug shots.

You people have to stop putting this stuff on fark. My wee little cock can't take any more beatings!

Ed Grubermann: Ah, server fall down and go boom.

Yup,same here.

Speaking of smokin. What the hell is Subby smokin?