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   Our long national drought is over. Actual "smokin' hot teacher" farking students trifecta in play

29 Dec 2012 06:18 PM   |   29679 clicks   |   KLAX
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JerkyMeat    [TotalFark]  
Carnal Knowledge of a Juvenile....nice.

29 Dec 2012 04:09 PM
stratagos    [TotalFark]  
Not a chance I'm clicking that link

29 Dec 2012 04:25 PM
St_Francis_P     
She's still not that hot, although I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

29 Dec 2012 04:41 PM
NuttierThanEver     
It's like Pink crossed with the Who Farted Y'all girl

29 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
This is a late parrot    [TotalFark]  
meh

It's good to know her address because you know she's not there, in case you wanted to rob her.

29 Dec 2012 04:55 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
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29 Dec 2012 05:19 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
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She's also being charged for theft of Joe Dirt's mullet.

29 Dec 2012 05:31 PM
SurfaceTension    [TotalFark]  

Lionel Mandrake: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 581x640]


I think the term is "doable".

29 Dec 2012 05:43 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Investigators with the Rapides Parish Sheriff's Office

booked into the Rapides Parish Detention Center


They said "Rapides" twice...

29 Dec 2012 05:49 PM
Nothing To See Here     
School Rape is not cool. Taking sexual advantage of an underage kid is not cool.

/especially when you are home schooled

29 Dec 2012 05:49 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Oh. My. GAWWWD!

29 Dec 2012 06:20 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend     
I brought my pencil.

Gimme somethin' to write on!

/would hit it

29 Dec 2012 06:21 PM
TheGhostofFarkPast     
wow that website is horrible.It's your typical local news, slam everything into one page and let people sort it out later.

29 Dec 2012 06:21 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
I'd bang that like a screen door in a tornado.

29 Dec 2012 06:22 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Investigators with the Rapides Parish Sheriff's Office arrested a teacher from Tioga High School for alleged inappropriate sexual behavior with a student from the school.

/go on...don't leave us hanging.

29 Dec 2012 06:22 PM
jankyboy    [TotalFark]  
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29 Dec 2012 06:22 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

jankyboy: [img853.imageshack.us image 850x850]


*Fistbump*

29 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
BackwardsHatClub     
So is saying "actual smokin hot teacher" the new "smokin hot teacher" which really means "not actually hot at all"?

29 Dec 2012 06:27 PM
ravenlore     
Yeah, i'd stay after school for that.

29 Dec 2012 06:27 PM
cig-mkr     
Attention all Farkettes that want to have sex with their students.
Please contact me first, we can get things straight between us and lick the problem.

29 Dec 2012 06:28 PM
TripSixes     
Smokin' hot? They must have lower standards in the south.

29 Dec 2012 06:30 PM
mat catastrophe     

Meh...

Also:


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....set the standard, broke the mold

29 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
farkingismybusiness     
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She's kinda funny looking.

29 Dec 2012 06:32 PM
TiiiMMMaHHH     
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What carnal knowledge may look like.

/seriously, that's a boss way to describe boinking a teen. Sounds almost appealing. Gon' go get me some carnal knowledge.
//Doesn't matter how old, taking advantage of a soft headed kid with a hard body is still taking advantage. At least that's what I tell myself when I see these smoking hot 16-18 year olds in fur boots and skinny jeans.
///Too honest for fark?

29 Dec 2012 06:33 PM
Snapper Carr     
Not bad but...

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29 Dec 2012 06:33 PM
laid back w/bud light     
So the "who y'all farted" girl was a teacher? DNW

29 Dec 2012 06:33 PM
lather     
Link farked.

But, from the comments in the thread, it's Louisiana, not Florida.

29 Dec 2012 06:40 PM
mat catastrophe     

laid back w/bud light: So the "who y'all farted" girl was a teacher? DNW


Also in GIS for "who farted ya'll"

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29 Dec 2012 06:41 PM
Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  
Ah, server fall down and go boom.

29 Dec 2012 06:42 PM
bim1154     
I think there use to be the state mental hosp. there in Pineville. Regardless, I've been through that area a few times and I'm surprised everyone isn't farking each other on a regular basis there.

29 Dec 2012 06:43 PM
illannoyin     
In continuation of my post about swinging from the last teacher/kid sex thread...

The teachers are always the freakiest ladies in our swingers group. I asked them once about the phenomenon of teachers farking students and they all said no way. The best answer one of the ladies gave was "ugh! Are you kidding? Have you ever smelled a teenage boy?"

/Yes, all three of them
//Repeatedly

29 Dec 2012 06:45 PM
anotar     
I'm with Ed- who crashed the server?

29 Dec 2012 06:46 PM
ClavellBCMI    [TotalFark]  

Ed Grubermann: Ah, server fall down and go boom.


Yep, we done Farked it.

29 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
TheBlackFlag    [TotalFark]  
Back in my day, young guys knew two things:

1. A good thing when it was happening.

2. To keep their mouths shut.

29 Dec 2012 06:48 PM
clowncar     
For "carnal knowledge"? If they're going THAT old-school, they might as well have said, "...for knowing a minor in the biblical sense".

29 Dec 2012 06:49 PM
Silly Jesus     

illannoyin: In continuation of my post about swinging from the last teacher/kid sex thread...

The teachers are always the freakiest ladies in our swingers group. I asked them once about the phenomenon of teachers farking students and they all said no way. The best answer one of the ladies gave was "ugh! Are you kidding? Have you ever smelled a teenage boy?"

/Yes, all three of them
//Repeatedly


Go on....

29 Dec 2012 06:51 PM
koreakatz     
link farked.

29 Dec 2012 06:51 PM
FlyingJ     
Has a tv news site server ever got farked like that b4? Also every subby in this trifecta is a trollin' LIAR

http://www.iheartmyteacher.org/index. php?threads/heather-michelle-coo k sey-tioga-louisiana-arrested-dec-2012. 1277/

29 Dec 2012 06:52 PM
kwame    [TotalFark]  

BackwardsHatClub: So is saying "actual smokin hot teacher" the new "smokin hot teacher" which really means "not actually hot at all"?


That gimmick gets clicks, and the only thing they love more than clicks is giving in to people who complain and threaten to stop paying to come to this site.

29 Dec 2012 06:56 PM
LucklessWonder     

Lionel Mandrake: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 581x640]


I'd hit it.

/Low standards FTW

29 Dec 2012 06:57 PM
PortWineBoy     
arrested 27 year-old Heather Michelle Cooksey of 128 Arlington Drive in Pineville for two counts of Carnal Knowledge of a Juvenile and four counts of Mall Hair

29 Dec 2012 07:00 PM
downtownkid     
You kidding? I would have absolutely wrecked that when I was 17.

29 Dec 2012 07:05 PM
Dumski    [TotalFark]  
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"Arthur" Garfunkle?

29 Dec 2012 07:07 PM
TomD9938     
FTA : detectives arrested the 27 year-old Cooksey... for two counts of Carnal Knowledge of a Juvenile.

Bond has been set at $10,000


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/ shattered

// will see what he can do

29 Dec 2012 07:08 PM
wrenchboy     
egh, buttah face

29 Dec 2012 07:11 PM
Jethro440     
http://www.myspace.com/cheezydoo20

29 Dec 2012 07:12 PM
Glancing Blow     
A GIS of Heather Michelle Cooksey brings up a frightening array of mug shots.

29 Dec 2012 07:13 PM
Propain_az     
You people have to stop putting this stuff on fark. My wee little cock can't take any more beatings!

29 Dec 2012 07:14 PM
Tony_Pepperoni     

Ed Grubermann: Ah, server fall down and go boom.


Yup,same here.

29 Dec 2012 07:15 PM
Kenny B    [TotalFark]  
Speaking of smokin. What the hell is Subby smokin?

29 Dec 2012 07:16 PM
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