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   Hottie Biology teacher arrested for tutoring student on her own time. Smoking teacher trifecta complete

29 Dec 2012 07:31 PM   |   34960 clicks   |   Fox 6 Birmingham
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
WOO!  That hottie is smokin!...smokin' average.

29 Dec 2012 05:01 PM
Indolent    [TotalFark]  
That's a hottie?   What is subby smoking?

29 Dec 2012 05:15 PM
Apos     
*scans headline*

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29 Dec 2012 05:34 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Hoover

Hoover? I barely knew her!

29 Dec 2012 05:40 PM
Popcorn Johnny     
She probably cleans up well.

29 Dec 2012 06:00 PM
Vodka Zombie     
Who's the moron who wrote that... Ummm... article?

Then again, I can only imagine what passes for journalism in freakin' Alabama.

29 Dec 2012 06:18 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Police say that Stephanie Suggs Millard, 33 of Moody, is being held on bond totaling $30,000.

That would be why she's moody.

THANK YOU, GOOD NIGHT!

29 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
SpikeStrip     
looks like rachel dratch had a baby with sarah gilbert.

29 Dec 2012 06:53 PM
Mentat    [TotalFark]  
She was just teaching him anatomy.

29 Dec 2012 07:04 PM
CruiserTwelve    [TotalFark]  
"I think this is probably unusual anywhere."

Obviously you're not a Farker.

29 Dec 2012 07:19 PM
SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
hell to the yes I'd hit that.

29 Dec 2012 07:32 PM
Bendal     
I like this one better than the earlier, blond teacher who was banging her students.

Of course, I'm 20 years older than Ms. Moody so I'm not that picky either.

/I wouldn't have been if I were one of her students either

29 Dec 2012 07:35 PM
ravenlore     

Popcorn Johnny: She probably cleans up well.


That's what i was thinking.

See folks, you have to look at these pictures realizing that a mugshot is the worst picture on the worst day of your life.

Someone who looks meh in a mugshot...probably looks a whole lot better under normal circumstances.

29 Dec 2012 07:36 PM
thisisyourbrainonFark    [TotalFark]  
FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

29 Dec 2012 07:38 PM
God-is-a-Taco     

ravenlore:
See folks, you have to look at these pictures realizing that a mugshot is the worst picture on the worst day of your life.


Beat me to it.
She probably has only a little make-up on as well, plus she's pissed off or sad.

No one here will look half as good in their driver's license picture, and you can prepare for that.

29 Dec 2012 07:38 PM
buckler     
She looks like Debbie Downer.

29 Dec 2012 07:40 PM
astinkywind     
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rachel dratch approves!

29 Dec 2012 07:41 PM
jaytkay     

fusillade762: Hoover? I barely knew her!


Nothing about this story behooves a pun.

29 Dec 2012 07:41 PM
Jument     
Infinitely hotter than I expected. Verdict: niiiiice!

29 Dec 2012 07:42 PM
Loren     

Popcorn Johnny: She probably cleans up well.


Yeah, while that shot is no hottie she might be fairly good looking in better circumstances.

29 Dec 2012 07:42 PM
thisisyourbrainonFark    [TotalFark]  

ravenlore: Popcorn Johnny: She probably cleans up well.

That's what i was thinking.

See folks, you have to look at these pictures realizing that a mugshot is the worst picture on the worst day of your life.

Someone who looks meh in a mugshot...probably looks a whole lot better under normal circumstances.


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agree

29 Dec 2012 07:42 PM
astinkywind     
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29 Dec 2012 07:43 PM
Sass-O-Rev    [TotalFark]  

thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...


Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.

29 Dec 2012 07:45 PM
jaytkay     

strutin: yeah, would totally hit that all cleaned up and not "mugshot sad"..


I suspect that's not the correct person.

29 Dec 2012 07:48 PM
thisisyourbrainonFark    [TotalFark]  

Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.


Yeah, found this as well: "Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19."

Proofreaders are also illegal?

29 Dec 2012 07:49 PM
OKO     

thisisyourbrainonFark: Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.

Yeah, found this as well: "Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19."

Proofreaders are also illegal?


Typing with one hand is hard.
/yes, hard !

29 Dec 2012 07:56 PM
TomD9938     

thisisyourbrainonFark: Yeah, found this as well: "Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19."


It's like F. farking Scott.

29 Dec 2012 07:57 PM
Mutt Farkinov     
"I think this is probably unusual anywhere. Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

/snerk

29 Dec 2012 07:59 PM
Byno     

strutin: From her facebook (2010, 2011 timeline..):

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yeah, would totally hit that all cleaned up and not "mugshot sad"..

/except her husband looks like he could break me in half and kill me


You do understand those are two different women, right? Unless, of course, the woman in your pics changed her chin, cheekbones, hair, nose and eyeballs. Which, I guess, is feasible, Or no. Probably no.

29 Dec 2012 07:59 PM
Mutt Farkinov     
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29 Dec 2012 08:01 PM
AssAsInAssassin     

fusillade762: Hoover

Hoover? I barely knew her!


At the newspaper where I used to work, an editor had to resist the urge to use this headline about the destruction of a nearby smelter: "Smelter? I barely knew her."

Still makes me giggle.

29 Dec 2012 08:02 PM
CarrieWhite     
Kiddie fiddler teacher tag stat!

29 Dec 2012 08:03 PM
loral     
She doesn't look like she's from Spain.......

29 Dec 2012 08:05 PM
drjekel_mrhyde     
Kids these days can't keep their traps shut for shiat

29 Dec 2012 08:07 PM
Sass-O-Rev    [TotalFark]  

OKO: thisisyourbrainonFark: Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.

Yeah, found this as well: "Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19."

Proofreaders are also illegal?

Typing with one hand is hard.
/yes, hard !


I'm guessing that Brianne and John are in the same 12th Grade English class as the young man in the article, and this was a class assignment. I'd give it a C- .

29 Dec 2012 08:15 PM
atomic-age     

Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.


Be nice; it took two people to manage even this level of writing ability.

29 Dec 2012 08:16 PM
Zombie DJ     
Looks like the chick from Happy Endings that's married to the Waylon brother.

29 Dec 2012 08:17 PM
Willis13     

Apos: *scans headline*

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Ha! Thanks for that, still chuckling :)

29 Dec 2012 08:19 PM
OgreMagi     
She's not smokin' hot, but when I was a teenager I would have farked the hell out of her ... for an entire 60 seconds.  On the upside, I could do that about a thousand times  a day.

29 Dec 2012 08:21 PM
Keys dude     
"I think this is probably unusual anywhere." -- police captain.

wut ?

29 Dec 2012 08:23 PM
IAMTHEINTARWEBS     
She sorta reminds me of that olympics chick with the "unimpressed" meme

29 Dec 2012 08:24 PM
Vodka Zombie     

atomic-age: Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.

Be nice; it took two people to manage even this level of writing ability.


Jesus... I didn't even think about that.

29 Dec 2012 08:26 PM
dopekitty74     
Stupid article wouldn't work on my phone..

29 Dec 2012 08:26 PM
No Time To Explain     
Typical subby idea of hottie

/not the worst I've seen of other subbys
//I'd still body slam that
///and still make sure it was super effective

29 Dec 2012 08:29 PM
Devo Cornholiosky     

buckler: She looks like Debbie Downer.


agreed. i was like, "Debbie Teaches Spanish"?

29 Dec 2012 08:32 PM
Fark Me To Tears    [TotalFark]  
FTFA: Police say that the young man was 17 at the time of in the incidents and even though this is above the legal age of consent, this is still a crime in Alabama it's illegal for an educator to have sex with a student under the age of 19.

Well that sucks. If she hadn't been a teacher, the sex would have been perfectly legal. So it's okay if the 17 year-old got banged by subby's 54 year-old mom, but not by his 33 year-old teacher. No disrespect to subby's mom, but teacher-on-student sex is usually much hotter. Besides, if the boy was 17, it was more likely student-on-teacher sex. Boys at that age are not helpless victims in these situations. I remember what I was like back at that age. Hell, I would have gone for it at 14 or 15 if I'd been given the opportunity (and some of our teachers were as young as 25). (*sigh*) Alas, back then, teachers seemed to actually care about keeping their jobs and staying out of jail (or maybe everybody involved just knew to keep their mouths shut about such things back then).

When I read about all these teacher-student liaisons going on today, it makes me wonder what has brought about this dramatic change... Are colleges no longer teaching future educators that they're not supposed to f*ck their students? Did somebody leave that out of a textbook in recent years? You've got to realize that for every case that's surfacing, there are likely many others that aren't... (or, at least, I like to think so...)

/I was probably too gawky and/or homely back then...
//The teachers probably looked at me and realized they could do better...
///Ah... the in-class daydreams I used to have back then...

29 Dec 2012 08:36 PM
LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  

astinkywind: [www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 455x594]

rachel dratch approves!


I came here for this. Not disappointed.

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29 Dec 2012 08:36 PM
D_Evans45     
The average Fark submitter is in his late 30s to mid 50s, is terrible with the ladies, and finds anything female under 275 lb "smoking hot."

submitter would nut in his pants if he saw these heffers in public, then go to the restroom and cry in the stalls.

29 Dec 2012 08:37 PM
D_Evans45     
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29 Dec 2012 08:37 PM
Urbn     

Sass-O-Rev: thisisyourbrainonFark: FTFA

By Brianne Britzius
By John Huddleston

Hoover school system spokesperson Jason Gaston tells me that officials are not going to comment on the matter.

Hmmm ...

Also FTFA: "Parents send their children to school with an expectation that they're children will be cared for."

That's some right good writing, there, Brianne and John.


Well, they are from Alabama

29 Dec 2012 08:39 PM
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