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   Not News: Britain's most spoiled girl gets £10,000 a month allowance. Fark: She's a hottie (w/pics)

30 Dec 2012 11:21 AM   |   42002 clicks   |   The Sun
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BrieBelle00     
I'm glad she toned down her makeup since her Flavor of Love days...

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30 Dec 2012 02:32 AM
Lorelle    [TotalFark]  
With all that money you'd think she could get a better boob job.

30 Dec 2012 04:28 AM
Recoil Therapy    [TotalFark]  
What a masterful job of trolling by The Sun.  Granted, she's an absolute waste of protoplasm & hopefully never breeds but whoever wrote that is an expert at reeling people in.

/it's probably too much to hope for that her parents read this & have a "what have we done" epiphany...

30 Dec 2012 07:12 AM
MayoSlather     
I started to read that as Batman's most spoiled girl.  This article is significantly less interesting than I initially thought.

30 Dec 2012 07:44 AM
snuff3r     
*Yawn* Yes precious, you're unique.

30 Dec 2012 08:23 AM
Apos     
The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

30 Dec 2012 09:11 AM
Mangoose     
Like no rich girl out there is getting more than 10k a month?

30 Dec 2012 09:47 AM
Krymson Tyde     

Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.


Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.

30 Dec 2012 09:59 AM
NeedlesslyCanadian    [TotalFark]  
IT'S A MAN, BABY!

30 Dec 2012 10:43 AM
beantowndog     
Wow, there must be almost $40 worth of shoes on that bed.

30 Dec 2012 10:46 AM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
If mommy & daddy really loved her they'd yank the allowance and let her make it on her own. Sink or swim, baby. Time for some tough love.

30 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
Apos     

Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.


Your judgement is usually unerring, amigo, but this is more of a vow I'm trying to keep. I'll just use the thread as a guide-which thus far has led me to believe that she's the chocolate version of:

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30 Dec 2012 11:01 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
The only problem I see is that for a "spoiled girl" she certainly has the most pedestrian taste in everything I've ever seen.

30 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
BumpInTheNight     
British-rich.

30 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
Disgruntled Goat     
I guess there's a modmin who still thinks this Sun + Hottie thing is funny and warrants a daily greenlight.

That same modmin should look at the dwindling comment counts on Main and maybe get a clue.

30 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
WhippingBoy     

Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.


Where do you live? Uglytown? She's not hideous, but "slightly better than above average" is being far too kind.

30 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
Bedstead Polisher     
Money can't buy class.

30 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
TheOther     

Bathia_Mapes: If mommy & daddy really loved her they'd yank the allowance and let her make it on her own. Sink or swim, baby. Time for some tough love.


Yes, IF...

30 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
FatherChaos     
Damn Sun and no pic linking...

So. the fifth picture down. The one with her standing next to the car.

Is it just me, or does everyone imagine her doing the Peggy Bundy walk?

30 Dec 2012 11:28 AM
Centerpoint     
"I need my parents to buy me things to prove they love me." All you farking men out there, let this be lesson number 1.

30 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
spentshells     
She will never date anyone who is not rich I bet she will be alone for a while, I guess she will just rent them on by monthly basis

30 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
uttertosh     

Bedstead Polisher: Money can't buy class.


but it can buy dat ass (apparently)

30 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
drjekel_mrhyde     
I would do her, but that weave/wig on her head is a mess

30 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
DubyaHater     
Ah, she's British hot.

30 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
rocky_howard     
I'm flabbergasted because she has no discernible unique racial traits.

She looks Asian, black, white, even native american O_o

30 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
Gunderson     
I'd make a Mocha Latte out of dat ass....

30 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
retarded     
I would wreck that ass.

30 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
White Rhino     

Recoil Therapy: What a masterful job of trolling by The Sun.  Granted, she's an absolute waste of protoplasm & hopefully never breeds but whoever wrote that is an expert at reeling people in.

/it's probably too much to hope for that her parents read this & have a "what have we done" epiphany...


I'd hardly call it "expert" it's so blatantly obvious that they're trying to stir up conflict. Then again the masses are easily fooled and quick to anger.

30 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
retarded     

Gunderson: I'd make a Mocha Latte out of dat ass....


Would have been a simulpost but took me a minute to get my pants back on.

30 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
Centerpoint     

beantowndog: Wow, there must be almost $40 worth of shoes on that bed.


beantowndog: Wow, there must be almost $40 worth of shoes on that bed.


Bad Photoshop...

30 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
Saber     
Nottie

30 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
Dr. Goldshnoz     
"Could never date someone who is poor"

Translation: She wants a 20k/month allowance.

30 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
retarded     

rocky_howard: I'm flabbergasted because she has no discernible unique racial traits.

She looks Asian, black, white, even native american O_o


half-Cuban, half-Jamaican

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30 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Ahhh, trying to fill the hole in your soul with material stuff.......it only makes the hole bigger.

/but keep on trying
//we love trainwrecks

30 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
mat catastrophe     
We get it. She's black.

30 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
offmymeds     

BumpInTheNight: British-rich.


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30 Dec 2012 11:40 AM
Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  

Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.


Good decision.

30 Dec 2012 11:41 AM
cookiefleck    [TotalFark]  
meh, i've met socialites from texas that get more a month. they don't advertise. the chick in the article sounds like new money.

30 Dec 2012 11:41 AM
Alpo 3000     
But does she bleach her a-hole?

30 Dec 2012 11:41 AM
thisiszombocom     
they let their negroes have money over there?? ker-azy

30 Dec 2012 11:41 AM
malle-herbert     
I have an idea... Let's put her on a bus in India !

30 Dec 2012 11:42 AM
wildcardjack     
I wonder if the shopping bags from designer shops have ebay value. Then you could display the bags as if you had money. You know, faking it.

30 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
Forbidden Doughnut     
Better to live modestly and save ( & cautiously invest) most of that allowance. But what do I know? By her standards, I'm poor...

30 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
Centerpoint     

Recoil Therapy: What a masterful job of trolling by The Sun.  Granted, she's an absolute waste of protoplasm & hopefully never breeds but whoever wrote that is an expert at reeling people in.

/it's probably too much to hope for that her parents read this & have a "what have we done" epiphany...


farking "hottie w/pics" gets you every time!

30 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
Shalashaska     
Who's the worse person: her for being a superficial coont, or me for wanting to watch her suffer a slow and agonizing death?

30 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
KimNorth     
When was that picture taken because all those shoes are so 5 years ago!! Did she get them from her mom?

Loser!!

30 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
Lanadapter     

NeedlesslyCanadian: IT'S A MAN, BABY!


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30 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
letrole    [TotalFark]  
thisiszombocom: they let their negroes have money over there?? ker-azy

The term 'negroes' is a bit offensive. The use of 'coloured' is preferred.

30 Dec 2012 11:47 AM
Krymson Tyde     

Apos: Krymson Tyde: Apos: The Sun link + "She's a hottie" headline = troll ambush


Will. Not. Click.

Based on typical Fark "hottie" headlines she's a knockout. Based on what most see on a daily basis she's slightly better than above average.

Your judgement is usually unerring, amigo, but this is more of a vow I'm trying to keep. I'll just use the thread as a guide-which thus far has led me to believe that she's the chocolate version of:


I can offer a possible explanation to you an whipping boy: after a loooong week at work I am partaking a bit early today.

30 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
accelerus     
Sooner or later the money will run out - hopefully past a time when she's able to turn her life around and make it on her own. She will get to liquidate he crap for 10 cents on the dollar and hopefully be living on the street.

Just think -- it takes $32,000 dollars every month to make her even half attractive (great body -- meh face) You can be sure she has nothing important or interesting to say.

I find it hilarious and ironic that even on the other side of the world black people are just as irresponsible as money as they are over here.

30 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
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