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   92 percent of Americans are prudes

30 Dec 2012 10:52 AM   |   24198 clicks   |   Technorati
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MadSkillz     
Good god that webpage autoopened two competing videos.

Anyhow, I don't sleep in the nude because I wouldn't want to accidentally the bed.

30 Dec 2012 03:01 AM
Nullav     
No thanks. I turn in my sleep, and I don't want to be woken up by rug-burn.

30 Dec 2012 04:31 AM
cmunic8r99    [TotalFark]  

MadSkillz: Good god that webpage autoopened two competing videos.

Anyhow, I don't sleep in the nude because I wouldn't want to accidentally the bed.


Here's the Technorati article it references:  http://technorati.com/lifestyle/artic le/only-eight-percent-do-it-nake d /

30 Dec 2012 08:46 AM
Miss Stein     
Member of the 8% here. I sleep in a heated waterbed with down comforters, so what's the point of pajamas?

30 Dec 2012 08:54 AM
BillCo     

Miss Stein: Member of the 8% here. I sleep in a heated waterbed with down comforters, so what's the point of pajamas?


Pics or it didn't happen.

30 Dec 2012 09:03 AM
Metalupis    [TotalFark]  
I would to see the number for "only underwear" as I am guessing that a lot of guys are like me and just wear boxers or similar

30 Dec 2012 09:16 AM
FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  

Metalupis: I would to see the number for "only underwear" as I am guessing that a lot of guys are like me and just wear boxers or similar


I wear a t-shirt and gym shorts to bed every night of the year, even last night when the power went out during the storm.  It's just how i sleep, can't change it.

30 Dec 2012 09:48 AM
Lipo     
I've slept naked since I was about sixteen.  Doesn't matter how cold, I just pile on more blankets.

30 Dec 2012 09:56 AM
Ennuipoet    [TotalFark]  
The primary reason to sleep in at least underwear is skid marks on the good sheets after Burrito Night at Chili's.

It's just common sense, people.

30 Dec 2012 09:58 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
I wear pajamas because they are comfortable and fancy. I'm wearing pajamas right now.

30 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
WippitGuud     
I have 4 kids.... 2 of which are young enough that they sometimes end up in my bed overnight. It's more of a necessity - I'd sleep nude if I thought I could get away with it.

30 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
reklamfox     
I sleep half naked. Guess I'm only a half prude.

30 Dec 2012 10:56 AM
Twist2005     
I enjoy sleeping naked. My roommate? Not so much.

/I keed. A little.

30 Dec 2012 10:56 AM
SnarfVader     
I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

30 Dec 2012 10:58 AM
Centerpoint     
All descripts please provide pics.

30 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  

SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.


Thank you for your service, miss.

30 Dec 2012 11:00 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  

Miss Stein: what's the point of pajamas


It's fun to unwrap presents.

30 Dec 2012 11:01 AM
BumpInTheNight     

MadSkillz: Good god that webpage autoopened two competing videos.

Anyhow, I don't sleep in the nude because I wouldn't want to accidentally the bed.


The whole thing?

/just here for the naked sleeper chicks
//rule 34 man, rule 34

30 Dec 2012 11:02 AM
balisane     
Oddly, I have zero preference, no matter what time of year, though I'm more likely to sleep naked if I'd had a shower right before bed. Being freshly exfoliated/shaved and nesting in clean, cool sheets = win.

30 Dec 2012 11:04 AM
Bedstead Polisher     
I only sleep naked post-sex. I prefer to sleep with something on, even on the hottest summer nights.

Perhaps I've been scarred by news coverage of people awoken in the middle of the night by an earthquake. I always have this image of a guy with droopy underwear looking baffled that his home is gone.

30 Dec 2012 11:04 AM
WhippingBoy     
This is a good policy. 92% of Americans should *never* be naked under any circumstances. Muumuus were invented for a reason.

30 Dec 2012 11:04 AM
flucto    [TotalFark]  
it's not prudish to want to avoid having your willing squashed between your knees.

30 Dec 2012 11:04 AM
SnarfVader     

vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.


OooooooK. I guess I hadn't heard them all before.

30 Dec 2012 11:05 AM
bmr68     
My GF is always cold. Occasionally in the summer she will sleep nude. Big fan of nude sleeping.

30 Dec 2012 11:05 AM
traylor    [TotalFark]  
Do socks count?

This is important.

30 Dec 2012 11:06 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
why wear pajamas when your just gonna get semen everywhere

30 Dec 2012 11:07 AM
StoPPeRmobile     

Bedstead Polisher: I only sleep naked post-sex. I prefer to sleep with something on, even on the hottest summer nights.

Perhaps I've been scarred by news coverage of people awoken in the middle of the night by an earthquake. I always have this image of a guy with droopy underwear looking baffled that his home is gone.


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/ban posters

30 Dec 2012 11:08 AM
Dr. Goldshnoz     
If you aren't sleeping in the buff you are doing it wrong.

/tell the kids to stay in their own rooms, mommy and daddy have THEIR room for a reason.
//tell the wife to make a sammich and sleep buff too.

30 Dec 2012 11:09 AM
texdent    [TotalFark]  
Team Sleep in Underwear Only

30 Dec 2012 11:09 AM
DirtyOldGeek     

vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.


Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.

30 Dec 2012 11:10 AM
weirdneighbour     
Well I am nude under my briefs, plus if I get hurled on my front yard from a tornado hitting I would like a bit of coverage.

30 Dec 2012 11:10 AM
BumpInTheNight     

traylor: Do socks count?

This is important.


I can tell you they certainly do not count at the beach, stupid life guards and their "put on a bathing suit you pervert" this and "mommy why does that man have three legs?" that.

30 Dec 2012 11:11 AM
Cuchulane    [TotalFark]  
What if you sleep wearing only a toque and socks? What does that count as?

30 Dec 2012 11:11 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  

DirtyOldGeek: Miss??


Ever get the feeling you are standing under a helicopter?

30 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
BizarreMan    [TotalFark]  
The only time I haven't slept nude since I was a teenager was when I was in college. Sleeping in the dorm it just wasn't prudent. I'm not sure when the wife started sleeping nude. But we do it together.

30 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
Coronach     
Sleeping naked makes it easier to touch myself.

30 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  
Prude? How about not fat? I get cold naked.

30 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
wildcardjack     
I don't go to bed naked, but I often wake up naked. Sometimes with odd bruises and piss all over the bathroom.

30 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
Cuchulane    [TotalFark]  

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


I hate to bust a myth on that, but...

30 Dec 2012 11:13 AM
Plant Rights Activist     
have to wear underwear otherwise shrinkage

30 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
semiotix     
I sleep naked. I never really gave any thought as to why, though.

Wait, do ankle holsters and ammo belts count as clothes?

30 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
Spanky_McFarksalot     
I use to until I got a dog. he sleeps with me. don't want accidental buttsecks

30 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
FuturePastNow     
I love sleeping naked, can't do it this time of year, though.

30 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
breadprincess     
Can't do it, I'm way too sensitive to textures so I have to wear pajamas to sleep.

30 Dec 2012 11:17 AM
TofuTheAlmighty     
I sleep naked; it keeps my junk from getting tangled in clothes while I toss in my sleep. Wearing pajamas while sleeping is for weirdos.

30 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
stuhayes2010     
I'm an 8%. The trick is to have clothes at the ready, bedside, for emergencies.

30 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
topcon     
Only 10 percent of people sleep on their back? That sounds odd.

I can't fall asleep laying on my side unless I'm really tired.

30 Dec 2012 11:20 AM
Clemkadidlefark     
Your tax dollars at work

30 Dec 2012 11:21 AM
SnarfVader     

DirtyOldGeek: vudukungfu: SnarfVader: I used to as a teenager, but that stopped when I enlisted in the Navy.

/Yeah, go ahead. I've heard them all before.

Thank you for your service, miss.

Miss?? From his bio:

have a loving wife and three daughters.

Check his bio. Hot wife? Check. Barrett .50 mm sniper rifle? Check.


That's not my wife. That's Kari Byron from Mythbusters.

30 Dec 2012 11:21 AM
Centerpoint     

StoPPeRmobile: Bedstead Polisher: I only sleep naked post-sex. I prefer to sleep with something on, even on the hottest summer nights.

Perhaps I've been scarred by news coverage of people awoken in the middle of the night by an earthquake. I always have this image of a guy with droopy underwear looking baffled that his home is gone.

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/ban posters


Not the pic I was dreamin of..

30 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
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