Eeeechie Wow wow

Uscanga[nicknamed "The Pokemon"] and the other four men were killed in a confrontation with the military


They caught them all!

In the Mexican navy, submarines are known as tortas.

Mexican Navy? lol I picture a uniformed beaner traversing the Rio Grande on an inner tube with a flag on it.

Cordoba famous for its corinthian leather.

I hate to ask the obvious question, but how did this guy get the name 'El Pokemon'?

Somewhat CSB, but there is a Latino truck mechanic I know who is called Pikachu. He actually resembles the character in a most striking (albeit non-yellow) fashion.

Mexican Navy? Similar to the British Space Program?

The standard Mexican naval outfit while out to sea is cutoff Dickies and a wife beater.

Josie from Beakman's World unavailable for comment.

what the heck is a rob back?

Navy Seals may have had problems dealing with..

Wooooobbuffet!!

Smgth: I hate to ask the obvious question, but how did this guy get the name 'El Pokemon'?

Either he bore a striking resemblance to one of the many Pokemon creatures-perhaps Geoduck-or he was an avid fan/card collector, a hobby he happily indulged in when he wasn't killing cops or rival cartel members.


GIS-ing has failed to support either supposition, but you might have better luck.

Badafuco: The standard Mexican naval outfit while out to sea is cutoff Dickies and a wife beater.

That's also one of the cartel's most feared punishments.

A quick hypothetical. Lets accept the fact that pretty much everyone who wants to use drugs is already using drugs. If we were to legalize heroin tonight, there would be no huge influx of people heading to the heroin store for a needle and some smack. Likewise with meth and crack and such, everyone who wants to tweak or be a crackhead is already doing it, legality be damned.

What if we as a country were to legalize and localize much of this drug production? Not only would our domestic hard drug use fall dramatically, the money that is spent on drugs would go to Americans, not rabid third world animals who dismember and mass murder each other for fun. Not even to make a profit, take all the money from the drug sales and put it straight into rehabilitation/awareness for the social benefit of the country. Portugal decriminalized hard drugs over a decade ago, and hard drug use fell by half. Source: Forbes. Turns out when you spend money actually trying to help people, instead of paying to lock them in holes, people start to get better.

Imagine how much taxpayer money would be freed up if we were only paying to incarcerate half of the current population for drugs. Wikipedia says "Perhaps the single greatest force behind the growth of the prison population has been the national war on drugs.The number of incarcerated drug offenders has increased twelvefold since 1980. In 2000, 22 percent of those in federal and state prisons were convicted on drug charges." Do away with the way on drugs mentality that packs prisoners into convict college at taxpayer expense, and start helping people with their problems at a fundamental level.

It would be interesting to see what would happen in Mexico if we decided to legalize and localize our drug production. The current clown show between wannabe Tony Montanas would cease to exist, or exist on a much smaller level. Id imagine a probable uptake in fraud and other type crimes as they scramble in a futile attempt to regain lost revenue, before they eventually cease to exist. These cartels are nothing without American drug money in their pockets.

/sorry if long rambling hypothetical is rambling

It's a beautful world we live in.

The Zetas don't quite have their act together yet.

Apos: Smgth: I hate to ask the obvious question, but how did this guy get the name 'El Pokemon'?

Either he bore a striking resemblance to one of the many Pokemon creatures-perhaps Geoduck-or he was an avid fan/card collector, a hobby he happily indulged in when he wasn't killing cops or rival cartel members.


GIS-ing has failed to support either supposition, but you might have better luck.

All I get is weird pages about drugs and Pokemon...not a surprising result, drugs were CLEARLY involved at some point in Pokemon's conception.

I'd like to think its because he caught all his enemies...in tiny little balls.

/balls

Is it just me, or are Pokemon names onomatopoeias of Dubstep music?

"Looooos Wow-Wow Wubbzy"....

Watch a lot of Nick Jr, do ya', Subby?
Loves me some Backyardagains...

I read that as "Mexican gravy kills 4".

His attack was feeding his enemies to the lions.

The whole "in other news" template for headline submissions was played out during the first Bush administration.

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Navy ?

Send in the Seals !

Nothing To See Here: Navy ?

Send in the Seals !

The DAWG (Dogfort Amphibious Warfare Group)

Holy sheet!

No doubt similar to their space program:Link

Thank you for making me laugh Subby

In another article, one of the interviewed Marines said that the gang almost got away with it. One of the guys was doing some surveillance, when one of the gang members was looking around the corner, but suddenly sneezed, was heard by a guard and the whole plan then went to hell.

My Spanish is rusty, but he said it was basically a peek achoo, that sealed their fate.

Goodfella: The whole "in other news" template for headline submissions was played out during the first Bush administration.

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Bugger off. It was funny.

/El Power Puff

Maybe next they can catch whoever intercepted my merchandise shipment to Jalisco three weeks ago.

/it was a Wii controller
//not 'merchandise' merchandise...

Gotta catch em' all?

Mixolydian Master: In another article, one of the interviewed Marines said that the gang almost got away with it. One of the guys was doing some surveillance, when one of the gang members was looking around the corner, but suddenly sneezed, was heard by a guard and the whole plan then went to hell.

My Spanish is rusty, but he said it was basically a peek achoo, that sealed their fate.

I say boo, sir!

thisisarepeat: Mexican Navy? lol I picture a uniformed beaner traversing the Rio Grande on an inner tube with a flag on it.

The view from Mommy's basement must not include the port cities of Acapulco and Veracruz.

Rumor has it he was murdered by his rival, "El Digimon".

FuryOfFirestorm: Rumor has it he was murdered by his rival, "El Digimon".

See that would have been a better headline. The greenlit one is just fail.

This is what the Mexican Navy is up against.

CowboyUpCowgirlDown: [periodismohumano.com image 650x366]

This is what the Mexican Navy is up against.

Does that shoot around corners or doesn't he know how to aim?

D_Evans45: A quick hypothetical. Lets accept the fact that pretty much everyone who wants to use drugs is already using drugs. If we were to legalize heroin tonight, there would be no huge influx of people heading to the heroin store for a needle and some smack. Likewise with meth and crack and such, everyone who wants to tweak or be a crackhead is already doing it, legality be damned.

What if we as a country were to legalize and localize much of this drug production? Not only would our domestic hard drug use fall dramatically, the money that is spent on drugs would go to Americans, not rabid third world animals who dismember and mass murder each other for fun. Not even to make a profit, take all the money from the drug sales and put it straight into rehabilitation/awareness for the social benefit of the country. Portugal decriminalized hard drugs over a decade ago, and hard drug use fell by half. Source: Forbes. Turns out when you spend money actually trying to help people, instead of paying to lock them in holes, people start to get better.

Imagine how much taxpayer money would be freed up if we were only paying to incarcerate half of the current population for drugs. Wikipedia says "Perhaps the single greatest force behind the growth of the prison population has been the national war on drugs.The number of incarcerated drug offenders has increased twelvefold since 1980. In 2000, 22 percent of those in federal and state prisons were convicted on drug charges." Do away with the way on drugs mentality that packs prisoners into convict college at taxpayer expense, and start helping people with their problems at a fundamental level.

It would be interesting to see what would happen in Mexico if we decided to legalize and localize our drug production. The current clown show between wannabe Tony Montanas would cease to exist, or exist on a much smaller level. Id imagine a probable uptake in fraud and other type crimes as they scramble in a futile attempt to regain lost revenue, ...

Yeah but we have a private prison industry and a large populace of idiots who feel that imprisoning addicts is what's best for them.

Wanted for questioning.

CowboyUpCowgirlDown: [periodismohumano.com image 650x366]

This is what the Mexican Navy is up against.

Looks Mayan.

And not a single f*ck was given that day.

Wasn't this a mission in GTA?

If not, it should have been.

D_Evans45: A quick hypothetical. Lets accept the fact that pretty much everyone who wants to use drugs is already using drugs. If we were to legalize heroin tonight, there would be no huge influx of people heading to the heroin store for a needle and some smack. Likewise with meth and crack and such, everyone who wants to tweak or be a crackhead is already doing it, legality be damned.

What if we as a country were to legalize and localize much of this drug production? Not only would our domestic hard drug use fall dramatically, the money that is spent on drugs would go to Americans, not rabid third world animals who dismember and mass murder each other for fun. Not even to make a profit, take all the money from the drug sales and put it straight into rehabilitation/awareness for the social benefit of the country. Portugal decriminalized hard drugs over a decade ago, and hard drug use fell by half. Source: Forbes. Turns out when you spend money actually trying to help people, instead of paying to lock them in holes, people start to get better.

Imagine how much taxpayer money would be freed up if we were only paying to incarcerate half of the current population for drugs. Wikipedia says "Perhaps the single greatest force behind the growth of the prison population has been the national war on drugs.The number of incarcerated drug offenders has increased twelvefold since 1980. In 2000, 22 percent of those in federal and state prisons were convicted on drug charges." Do away with the way on drugs mentality that packs prisoners into convict college at taxpayer expense, and start helping people with their problems at a fundamental level.

It would be interesting to see what would happen in Mexico if we decided to legalize and localize our drug production. The current clown show between wannabe Tony Montanas would cease to exist, or exist on a much smaller level. Id imagine a probable uptake in fraud and other type crimes as they scramble in a futile attempt to regain lost revenue, ...

Your "fact" is mere opinion. Why should we accept your premise that legality has no effect on the rates of drug usage?

What a "Mexican" Pokemon may look like

May I present...LUDICOLO!!



/He's no Jynx, though...