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   McDonald's didn't invent the chicken nugget; it was actually created by a Cornell University professor who proposed the idea of a frozen chicken stick...in 1963, almost 18 years before the Golden Arches unveiled their nasty prototype

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PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
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30 Dec 2012 08:01 PM
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St_Francis_P     

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 550x367]


Yeah. If my only culinary triumph was the chicken nugget, I sure wouldn't brag about it.

30 Dec 2012 08:14 PM
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PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
Besides, McNuggets are nothing more than a sauce conveyance vector...

30 Dec 2012 08:18 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Silly putty and lighter fluid, mmmmmm...

30 Dec 2012 08:22 PM
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namegoeshere     
Yes, we here in CNY know this. He also invented Cornell sauce. Baker's Acres chicken is some mighty fine eatin'.

30 Dec 2012 08:50 PM
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
They're fish sticks with a chicken-like substance inside. I remember disliking fish sticks when I was a kid, before McDonalds started McNuggets.

30 Dec 2012 08:50 PM
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doglover     
McNuggets are hands down the best chicken nugget I've ever experienced, on average.

Sure, you can find the occasional nuggets that beat them here or there, but those places are never chains. Most of the time what you get is equal or inferior.

So totaling it up, the McNugget is always a safe bet.

30 Dec 2012 08:56 PM
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Temescal    [TotalFark]  
Just so it's clear, I have NEVER been under the impression that McDonald's had invented chicken nuggets. I'm not sure the "myth" you're trying to dispel is even a myth at all, Submitter.

30 Dec 2012 08:59 PM
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Popcorn Johnny     
McNuggets are tasty.

30 Dec 2012 09:00 PM
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Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

doglover: McNuggets are hands down the best chicken nugget I've ever experienced, on average.

Sure, you can find the occasional nuggets that beat them here or there, but those places are never chains. Most of the time what you get is equal or inferior.

So totaling it up, the McNugget is always a safe bet.


Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are far, far better than McDonald's, and they're a chain.  Nothing but real breast meat breaded and fried, not that goop inside a McNugget.

30 Dec 2012 09:09 PM
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Popcorn Johnny     
Wendy's makes good nuggets.

30 Dec 2012 09:28 PM
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revrendjim    [TotalFark]  

Lsherm: doglover: McNuggets are hands down the best chicken nugget I've ever experienced, on average.

Sure, you can find the occasional nuggets that beat them here or there, but those places are never chains. Most of the time what you get is equal or inferior.

So totaling it up, the McNugget is always a safe bet.

Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are far, far better than McDonald's, and they're a chain.  Nothing but real breast meat breaded and fried, not that goop inside a McNugget.


McD's is real chicken breast. Now, anyway. I think they used to just put whole chickens in a blender.

30 Dec 2012 09:41 PM
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L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
There's actually chicken in a McNugget?

30 Dec 2012 09:44 PM
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Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

revrendjim: Lsherm: doglover: McNuggets are hands down the best chicken nugget I've ever experienced, on average.

Sure, you can find the occasional nuggets that beat them here or there, but those places are never chains. Most of the time what you get is equal or inferior.

So totaling it up, the McNugget is always a safe bet.

Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are far, far better than McDonald's, and they're a chain.  Nothing but real breast meat breaded and fried, not that goop inside a McNugget.

McD's is real chicken breast. Now, anyway. I think they used to just put whole chickens in a blender.


Yeah but it's still processed breast meat that's glued together.  CFA's are actual cut pieces of breast meat.

30 Dec 2012 09:46 PM
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jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
And I'm supposed to believe that why? Because some writer wrote some words down on a website? The only citation I see is "a few obituaries".

Anybody can write anything as an obituary.

30 Dec 2012 10:27 PM
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toddalmighty    [TotalFark]  

revrendjim: Lsherm: doglover: McNuggets are hands down the best chicken nugget I've ever experienced, on average.

Sure, you can find the occasional nuggets that beat them here or there, but those places are never chains. Most of the time what you get is equal or inferior.

So totaling it up, the McNugget is always a safe bet.

Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are far, far better than McDonald's, and they're a chain.  Nothing but real breast meat breaded and fried, not that goop inside a McNugget.

McD's is real chicken breast. Now, anyway. I think they used to just put whole chickens in a blender.


No they are not. And they contain fish.

30 Dec 2012 10:28 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Isn't this a McRepeat?

30 Dec 2012 10:31 PM
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Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  

toddalmighty: revrendjim: Lsherm: doglover: McNuggets are hands down the best chicken nugget I've ever experienced, on average.

Sure, you can find the occasional nuggets that beat them here or there, but those places are never chains. Most of the time what you get is equal or inferior.

So totaling it up, the McNugget is always a safe bet.

Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are far, far better than McDonald's, and they're a chain.  Nothing but real breast meat breaded and fried, not that goop inside a McNugget.

McD's is real chicken breast. Now, anyway. I think they used to just put whole chickens in a blender.

No they are not. And they contain fish.



As of October 9, 2010, the ingredients are as follows: Chicken, water, salt, sodium phosphates. Battered and breaded with bleached wheat flour, water, wheat flour, modified food starch, salt, spices, wheat gluten, paprika, dextrose (sugar), yeast, garlic powder, rosemary, partially hydrogenated soybean oil and cottonseed oil with mono- and diglycerides, leavening (sodium acid pyrophosphate, baking soda, ammonium bicarbonate, monocalcium phosphate), natural flavor (plant source) with extractives of paprika. Fried in vegetable oil (Canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil with TBHQ and citric acid). Dimethylpolysiloxane is added as an antifoaming agent.

Teh Wiki.  *shrug*

30 Dec 2012 10:48 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
Leonardo da Vinci came up with the idea of the tank. We don't give him credit for inventing it

30 Dec 2012 10:54 PM
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MrEricSir     
It's just the chicken version of ground beef, really.

30 Dec 2012 11:17 PM
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DownDaRiver    [TotalFark]  
Mechanically Seperated Chicken

i877.photobucket.com

Enjoy your chicken McNuggets

30 Dec 2012 11:18 PM
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eddiesocket     
Subby's getting pretty liberal with the "interesting" tag.

30 Dec 2012 11:18 PM
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aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
I have nothing to add, I just think the word "nugget" is inherently funny.  And funnier if the nugget is made of chicken.

30 Dec 2012 11:19 PM
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snowshovel     

Lsherm: revrendjim: Lsherm: doglover: McNuggets are hands down the best chicken nugget I've ever experienced, on average.

Sure, you can find the occasional nuggets that beat them here or there, but those places are never chains. Most of the time what you get is equal or inferior.

So totaling it up, the McNugget is always a safe bet.

Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are far, far better than McDonald's, and they're a chain.  Nothing but real breast meat breaded and fried, not that goop inside a McNugget.

McD's is real chicken breast. Now, anyway. I think they used to just put whole chickens in a blender.

Yeah but it's still processed breast meat that's glued together.  CFA's are actual cut pieces of breast meat.


Real cuts of breast meat aren't nuggets, the industry calls those "tenders".

30 Dec 2012 11:19 PM
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Nuclear Monk     

Lsherm: doglover: McNuggets are hands down the best chicken nugget I've ever experienced, on average.

Sure, you can find the occasional nuggets that beat them here or there, but those places are never chains. Most of the time what you get is equal or inferior.

So totaling it up, the McNugget is always a safe bet.

Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are far, far better than McDonald's, and they're a chain.  Nothing but real breast meat breaded and fried, not that goop inside a McNugget.


Ah, but Chik-Fil-A's nuggets do not come with Hot Mustard, so they are unfortunately disqualified from being considered.

30 Dec 2012 11:19 PM
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BizarreMan    [TotalFark]  
Paul and Storm knew all about him long ago.

30 Dec 2012 11:21 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
Is that something you really WANT listed on your official bio, though? Why not let McDonald's have the dubious credit for that abomination.

30 Dec 2012 11:22 PM
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JesseL     
If you want something delicious and vaguely nugget shaped that actually comes that way on a real bird, dig the "oysters" out a roasted chicken:

upload.wikimedia.org

30 Dec 2012 11:23 PM
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gimmegimme     

Nuclear Monk: Lsherm: doglover: McNuggets are hands down the best chicken nugget I've ever experienced, on average.

Sure, you can find the occasional nuggets that beat them here or there, but those places are never chains. Most of the time what you get is equal or inferior.

So totaling it up, the McNugget is always a safe bet.

Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are far, far better than McDonald's, and they're a chain.  Nothing but real breast meat breaded and fried, not that goop inside a McNugget.

Ah, but Chik-Fil-A's nuggets do not come with Hot Mustard, so they are unfortunately disqualified from being considered.


True, but Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are also served with a side of anti-gay sentiment, just like Jesus wanted.

30 Dec 2012 11:25 PM
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Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  

DownDaRiver: Mechanically Seperated Chicken

[i877.photobucket.com image 300x225]

Enjoy your chicken McNuggets


... Okay?  Why does that look worse than any other dead chicken?

30 Dec 2012 11:25 PM
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NutWrench    [TotalFark]  
What part of the chicken is the nugget?

30 Dec 2012 11:25 PM
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trappedspirit     

DownDaRiver: Mechanically Seperated Chicken

[i877.photobucket.com image 300x225]

Enjoy your chicken McNuggets


I thought that was pink slime. Delicious pink slime.

30 Dec 2012 11:25 PM
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Amos Quito     
POULTRY SAVANT

That's how I want to be remembered.

30 Dec 2012 11:26 PM
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LazerFish     

NutWrench: What part of the chicken is the nugget?


It's right between the "tender" and the "finger"

30 Dec 2012 11:28 PM
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jw1776     
There is even a song about him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEa8w qv4QM0

30 Dec 2012 11:28 PM
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Craptastic     
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Because Ronald McDonald puts an addictive chemical in his chicken McNuggets that makes 3 year olds crave it fortnightly, smartass!

30 Dec 2012 11:29 PM
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jw1776     
Quick link to song Link

30 Dec 2012 11:30 PM
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Mimekiller     
Hey guys I came up with a idea of a self folding plastic Christmas tree that can fit under the bottom of a common book shelf. Please inform me when someone steals my idea so my Lawyer can fire off a lawsuit.

30 Dec 2012 11:31 PM
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American Decency Association    [TotalFark]  

DownDaRiver: Mechanically Seperated Chicken

[i877.photobucket.com image 300x225]

Enjoy your chicken McNuggets


SNOPES: (Although McDonald's Chicken McNuggets are typically offered as an example of a popular MSP-based food, since 2003 that product has been made with all white meat rather than MSP.)

30 Dec 2012 11:33 PM
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jtown     

DownDaRiver: Mechanically Seperated Chicken

[i877.photobucket.com image 300x225]

Enjoy your chicken McNuggets


Now I want a 20 pack. Just $4.99...

30 Dec 2012 11:34 PM
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Nine Penny     

PhiloeBedoe: Besides, McNuggets are nothing more than a sauce conveyance vector...


A ton of this. They have been, and always will be a BBQ sauce delivery mechanism for me.

30 Dec 2012 11:34 PM
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gingerjet     

Lsherm: Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are far, far better than McDonald's, and they're a chain.  Nothing but real breast meat breaded and fried, not that goop inside a McNugget.


Yea - but that means eating at a Chik-Fil-A.

30 Dec 2012 11:37 PM
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willfullyobscure     
Croquettes have been a standard recipe since the 1800's. this is total bullshiat. Supposed to make them with two spoons. Maccas just makes them with giant factories.

I make "chicken nuggets" at home once or twice a month, it's not brain science

30 Dec 2012 11:37 PM
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trappedspirit     

NutWrench: What part of the chicken is the nugget?


I once met an sculptor artist that worked with chainsaws and logs. He said people often ask him how he makes a tree trunk into an lifelike eagle sculpture. He said that he starts cutting away the bits that don't look like an eagle. I hope this helps somehow.

30 Dec 2012 11:38 PM
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache     
I'd rather hear about the guy who first thought of frozen pizza.

30 Dec 2012 11:39 PM
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Sock Ruh Tease     

DownDaRiver: Mechanically Seperated Chicken

[i877.photobucket.com image 300x225]

Enjoy your chicken McNuggets


Fap.

30 Dec 2012 11:40 PM
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Nuclear Monk     

gimmegimme: Nuclear Monk: Lsherm: doglover: McNuggets are hands down the best chicken nugget I've ever experienced, on average.

Sure, you can find the occasional nuggets that beat them here or there, but those places are never chains. Most of the time what you get is equal or inferior.

So totaling it up, the McNugget is always a safe bet.

Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are far, far better than McDonald's, and they're a chain.  Nothing but real breast meat breaded and fried, not that goop inside a McNugget.

Ah, but Chik-Fil-A's nuggets do not come with Hot Mustard, so they are unfortunately disqualified from being considered.

True, but Chik-Fil-A's nuggets are also served with a side of anti-gay sentiment, just like Jesus wanted.


There are a few selected Chik-Fil-A's that are even testing Spicy Bigoted Nuggets, which are pretty good. Though still noticeably devoid of a Hot Mustard option.

30 Dec 2012 11:41 PM
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mechgreg     
www.amstudy.hku.hk

30 Dec 2012 11:41 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd rather hear about the guy who first thought of frozen pizza.


I bet it was a frat boy. It's got all the classic signs:
1. Leftover pizza
2. Freezer

He usually put it into the fridge, but late one drunk night he missed and it got tossed into the freezer instead. Next morning...Dude! what should I do? Hungover roommate: Just throw it in the toaster oven and stop yelling! One thawed pizza later, a meal was born.

30 Dec 2012 11:43 PM
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Local_User     

ZAZ: They're fish sticks with a chicken-like substance inside. I remember disliking fish sticks when I was a kid, before McDonalds started McNuggets.


Maybe you don't trust the Gorton's Fisherman, but to me, he is timeless. And breaded. And a bit bearded. Somewhat frightening actually. His loving rubbers are almost as stern as your mother's voice as she tells you that you can't go to McDonald's and that your penis will never be as large as your father's. Ahhh, good times.

Trust the Gorton's Fisherman. Because, he's been there.

30 Dec 2012 11:44 PM
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