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   If you fall onto the highway from a partybus in a drunken fistfight after a Brad Paisley concert, you may be a deadneck

01 Jan 2013 10:20 AM   |   5210 clicks   |   Santa Cruz Sentinel
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
1. Are there a lot of buses like that in the area? I was on a similar bus on Highway 17 in Los Gatos last summer. Maybe I was sitting in the seat where she wet her pants for the last time.

2. In Massachusetts it's the country music festivals that seem to cause the most trouble.

01 Jan 2013 09:46 AM
libranoelrose    [TotalFark]  
pretty funny headline

01 Jan 2013 10:23 AM
Anderson's Pooper    [TotalFark]  
How do you fall onto the highway from a platypus? Oh, partybus, perhaps I need some more coffee.

01 Jan 2013 10:35 AM
Infinite Monkeys In Front Of A Computer     
"Meanwhile, efforts to crack down on party buses have moved forward."

Brilliant thinking. A few drunk idiots fall out of a bus, so we'll ban them and let the drunks loose behind the wheel to injure even more people.

01 Jan 2013 10:36 AM
weirdneighbour     
libranoelrose
pretty funny headline

Funnier than anything said by a red neck comic

01 Jan 2013 10:36 AM
ParaHandy     

ZAZ: 1. Are there a lot of buses like that in the area? I was on a similar bus on Highway 17 in Los Gatos last summer. Maybe I was sitting in the seat where she wet her pants for the last time.

2. In Massachusetts it's the country music festivals that seem to cause the most trouble.


That's because it attracts rednecks like flies to a turd.

This sounds like a win for Charlie ....
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01 Jan 2013 10:40 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
But, who was holding beer?

01 Jan 2013 10:44 AM
REO-Weedwagon     
Are Paisley's publicists still trying to portray him as a guitar virtuoso?

01 Jan 2013 10:45 AM
docilej     
Who's Brad Paisley?

01 Jan 2013 10:52 AM
Mad Mark     

REO-Weedwagon: Are Paisley's publicists still trying to portray him as a guitar virtuoso?


I like his guitar work. I hate his music. I kind of like Play, but he had a lot of help from other guitar players.

docilej: Who's Brad Paisley?

He's an overrated country music guitarist, but that's not important right now.

01 Jan 2013 11:00 AM
abhorrent1     

docilej: Who's Brad Paisley?


Appropriate for last night I suppose.

Link

01 Jan 2013 11:00 AM
StoPPeRmobile    [TotalFark]  

Anderson's Pooper: How do you fall onto the highway from a platypus?


Maybe some type of Inator?

01 Jan 2013 11:01 AM
aagrajag     

Anderson's Pooper: How do you fall onto the highway from a platypus? Oh, partybus, perhaps I need some more coffee.


You too? I need more booze.

01 Jan 2013 11:20 AM
OtherLittleGuy     
+1 for proper use of the Jeff Foxworthy Redneck meme.

01 Jan 2013 11:27 AM
Digitalstrange     
I'd say that trifecta removes the "might"

01 Jan 2013 11:30 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
I think "a party bus in a drunken fistfight" might be a dangling participle.

Then again, it could be a metonymy.

01 Jan 2013 11:46 AM
kwame     

Infinite Monkeys In Front Of A Computer: "Meanwhile, efforts to crack down on party buses have moved forward."

Brilliant thinking. A few drunk idiots fall out of a bus, so we'll ban them and let the drunks loose behind the wheel to injure even more people.


Putting a bunch of drunks in a confined space and getting them worked up is always a bad idea. And party busses aren't a significant deterrent to drunk driving.

01 Jan 2013 12:20 PM
Infinite Monkeys In Front Of A Computer     

kwame: Putting a bunch of drunks in a confined space and getting them worked up is always a bad idea.


I think you're on to something. We should ban Brad Paisley concerts.

01 Jan 2013 12:22 PM
Mr_Ectomy     
An early contender for HOTY?

01 Jan 2013 12:56 PM
libranoelrose    [TotalFark]  

Mr_Ectomy: An early contender for HOTY?


I think there might already be one.

/bold because i don't know why

01 Jan 2013 12:59 PM
Marcintosh     
Studebaker, 19, had been drinking on a party bus during a friend's birthday celebration and later drove into a sound wall on Highway 101 near San Mateo.

What a sound wall might look like -
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01 Jan 2013 01:25 PM
Sammythesax     
Slow, steady clap for you subby.

01 Jan 2013 01:30 PM
hammettman     

01 Jan 2013 01:30 PM
broken jebus     
"...you may be a deadneck"

make that a smoking hot deadneck:
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01 Jan 2013 01:36 PM
Tsar_Bomba1     
Guess she ended up as mud on the tires...

01 Jan 2013 02:00 PM
FlyingJ     
broken jebus make that a smoking hot deadneck:

you & Marcintosh have made time machine research my 2013 Resolution

01 Jan 2013 02:28 PM
kp1230     

Tsar_Bomba1: Guess she ended up as mud on the tires...


Well done.

01 Jan 2013 02:51 PM
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