What does his tramp a stamp say? TRASH?

*tramp stamp

Tattoos are so cool

(I have 3)

AWFJ* is not a Biblical tenet, sir!

Apos: AWFJ* is not a Biblical tenet, sir!

*Attention whore for Jesus

Ah, yes... the Shroud of Tourism

Happy Festivus!

Oh God, don't let the mexican catholics see that, they will all be camped on your front yard fawning and burning candles while they scourge themselves and offer you tasty tasty teen virgins for your boinking pleasure while they keen and scream out IMOTEP...over and over again....GASP.....thud.

/I'm kidding..calm down.
//maybe.

I thought they banned Jesus in the UK.

I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.

The only way you can tell he was trying to depict Jesus is the crown of thorns. Otherwise it would just be a bearded guy with long hair.

rev. dave: The only way you can tell he was trying to depict Jesus is the crown of thorns. Otherwise it would just be a bearded guy with long hair.



Mohammed

Fascinating.  The t-shirt looks way better than the tat.

mbillips: I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.

Let someone else spell it out for you first.

Well he does strike a remarkable resemblance to Jesus... thin bridged nose, anglican features, fare skin, thin lips,... yep he looks like a good white boy from a nice family in upstate NE 'Merica.... probably went to a good ivy league school too.

Definitely Jesus.

Give this guy a picture of Jesus and a photo copying machine and watch this guy shiat himself.

Apos: Apos: AWFJ* is not a Biblical tenet, sir!

*Attention whore for Jesus



/Obligatory

I really have to work on cashing in on this crap.

/A fool and his money are some party!

mbillips: I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.



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'You know some people
Don't take no shiat
Maybe if they did
They'd have half a brain left'

- "A Boy And His Lawnmower," Dead Kennedys

According to the pic in TFA, it's not the Jebus. It's Tracy.



Tracy Christ, I guess. Maybe it's Jesus' lesser known stoner brother. He looks a little high.

Gonz: mbillips: I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.

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Talk about tempting hellfire, see you on the River Styx

Doctor Funkenstein: According to the pic in TFA, it's not the Jebus. It's Tracy.

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Tracy Christ, I guess. Maybe it's Jesus' lesser known stoner brother. He looks a little high.

Thank you, I could make out what the hell that was supposed to say. I thought it said, "Crist".

crypticsatellite: What does his tramp a stamp say? TRASH?

As best I can make out, "Tracy". Probably the name of his boyfriend's favorite chihuahua.

mbillips: I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.

** checks Bible **

I'd go with "Leviticus 19:29" and see if your girlfriend's father appreciates it.

How can eyes be both glazed and piercing? That's a one or the other kind if deal, ain't it?

Why do people do this? I mean, it's one thing to go around the rest of your life with a tattoo by a real artist like PIcasso, Dali, or Pollock. Hmmmmm...maybe not Pollock. But to get manacled for the rest of your life to some so called artwork by some nameless pion? Jeez.

So he's had a tattoo, one of many, but all of a sudden he's AMAZED that his new tattoo bled out some of the ink onto a cloth that was held against his skin?

Pointy Tail of Satan: Why do people do this? I mean, it's one thing to go around the rest of your life with a tattoo by a real artist like PIcasso, Dali, or Pollock. Hmmmmm...maybe not Pollock. But to get manacled for the rest of your life to some so called artwork by some nameless pion? Jeez.

My wife was watching some sort of tattoo reality show a while back, and I thought to myself, what kind of moron agrees to go on a show like that? During the critiques, they naturally had the tattooed person there so the judges could talk about the work, and I imagine it must not be a good feeling to have someone who knows quality tattoo work discuss at length how piss poor your new permanent body "art" is right in front of you, on camera.

I did this first with Silly Putty

I'm not sure which one I like better....

This is similar the the Shroud of Genitals imprint I get in my underwear after a going backwoods hiking in the summer.

Does his tattoo say tracy? And why so much effing mousse in Jesus hair?

1) What a load of crap

2) What a moran.

You know, it's a little known fact that the crown of thorns was not to torment Christ on the cross. The Romans simply put it on his head to keep pigeons landing on him.

I don't get it. They gave him a T shirt to keep the ink from rubbing off on his bedsheets, then it transferred to said T shirt (as expected?) - then who is surprised it happened or thinks it miraculous?

Jesus would rather be on a t-shirt than a tattoo.

fnordest: I don't get it. They gave him a T shirt to keep the ink from rubbing off on his bedsheets, then it transferred to said T shirt (as expected?) - then who is surprised it happened or thinks it miraculous?

Christians. Well, some Christians.

It is indisputable proof of the existence of Supply-Side Jesus. Bow down in gratitude and reduce Capital Gains to zero because derp guns gheys job creators blacks MExicans.

The "shroud" art looks better than the back tat.

reklamfox: How can eyes be both glazed and piercing? That's a one or the other kind if deal, ain't it?

Maybe not. I'm sure someone somewhere has seen Daniel Craig drunk.

Apos: AWFJ* is not a Biblical tenet, sir!

I thought this stood for "a white farking Jesus".

Carry on.

TheSwizz: Give this guy a picture of Jesus and a photo copying machine and watch this guy shiat himself.

I used to ponder, on boring days in the office, about Xeroxing some picture of Jesus and slipping it in amongst the blank copy paper in the copy machine somewhere, then just sitting back and letting time take its course.

Never did, but anyone who wants to try has my [heh heh] blessing.

Tracy would be a lot more attractive if she started shaving, and maybe laid off the crack pipe.

My ex sister in law has a tattoo of a family portrait including herself on her back.

/ ex pole girl, married a rich regular, so she may be dumb but she is streetwise
// middling attractive if you like blondes, not my thing

More like the Shroud of Metallica. "Jesus" looks a lot like Kirk Hammett