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   The Adlington Shroud. The latest in a long line of shrouds, with perfectly reasonable explanations of how they were created, to be called a "Miracle"

01 Jan 2013 02:35 PM   |   8328 clicks   |   The Sun
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crypticsatellite    [TotalFark]  
What does his tramp a stamp say? TRASH?

01 Jan 2013 11:15 AM
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crypticsatellite    [TotalFark]  
*tramp stamp

01 Jan 2013 11:16 AM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
Tattoos are so cool
farm1.static.flickr.com
(I have 3)

01 Jan 2013 11:25 AM
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Apos     
AWFJ* is not a Biblical tenet, sir!

01 Jan 2013 12:37 PM
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Apos     

Apos: AWFJ* is not a Biblical tenet, sir!


*Attention whore for Jesus

01 Jan 2013 12:39 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Ah, yes... the Shroud of Tourism

01 Jan 2013 12:50 PM
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thamike     
Happy Festivus!

01 Jan 2013 01:41 PM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
Oh God, don't let the mexican catholics see that, they will all be camped on your front yard fawning and burning candles while they scourge themselves and offer you tasty tasty teen virgins for your boinking pleasure while they keen and scream out IMOTEP...over and over again....GASP.....thud.

/I'm kidding..calm down.
//maybe.

01 Jan 2013 02:40 PM
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mat catastrophe     
I thought they banned Jesus in the UK.

01 Jan 2013 02:40 PM
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mbillips     
I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.

01 Jan 2013 02:42 PM
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rev. dave     
The only way you can tell he was trying to depict Jesus is the crown of thorns. Otherwise it would just be a bearded guy with long hair.

01 Jan 2013 02:46 PM
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Mambo Bananapatch    [TotalFark]  

rev. dave: The only way you can tell he was trying to depict Jesus is the crown of thorns. Otherwise it would just be a bearded guy with long hair.


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Mohammed

01 Jan 2013 02:49 PM
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ByOwlLight    [TotalFark]  
Fascinating.  The t-shirt looks way better than the tat.

01 Jan 2013 02:49 PM
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machodonkeywrestler     

mbillips: I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.


Let someone else spell it out for you first.

01 Jan 2013 02:50 PM
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bump     
Well he does strike a remarkable resemblance to Jesus... thin bridged nose, anglican features, fare skin, thin lips,... yep he looks like a good white boy from a nice family in upstate NE 'Merica.... probably went to a good ivy league school too.

Definitely Jesus.

01 Jan 2013 02:52 PM
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TheSwizz     
Give this guy a picture of Jesus and a photo copying machine and watch this guy shiat himself.

01 Jan 2013 02:52 PM
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illannoyin     

Apos: Apos: AWFJ* is not a Biblical tenet, sir!

*Attention whore for Jesus


i.imgur.com

/Obligatory

01 Jan 2013 02:53 PM
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The Irresponsible Captain    [TotalFark]  
I really have to work on cashing in on this crap.

/A fool and his money are some party!

01 Jan 2013 02:54 PM
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Gonz     

mbillips: I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.


s3.amazonaws.com

//Shamelessly hotlinked.

01 Jan 2013 02:54 PM
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DeadLenny     
'You know some people
Don't take no shiat
Maybe if they did
They'd have half a brain left'


- "A Boy And His Lawnmower," Dead Kennedys

01 Jan 2013 02:56 PM
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Doctor Funkenstein    [TotalFark]  
According to the pic in TFA, it's not the Jebus. It's Tracy.

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Tracy Christ, I guess. Maybe it's Jesus' lesser known stoner brother. He looks a little high.

01 Jan 2013 03:02 PM
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Strobeguy     

Gonz: mbillips: I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.

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//Shamelessly hotlinked.


Talk about tempting hellfire, see you on the River Styx

01 Jan 2013 03:07 PM
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Korzine     

Doctor Funkenstein: According to the pic in TFA, it's not the Jebus. It's Tracy.

[i595.photobucket.com image 620x894]

Tracy Christ, I guess. Maybe it's Jesus' lesser known stoner brother. He looks a little high.


Thank you, I could make out what the hell that was supposed to say. I thought it said, "Crist".

01 Jan 2013 03:09 PM
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MrHappyRotter     

crypticsatellite: What does his tramp a stamp say? TRASH?


As best I can make out, "Tracy". Probably the name of his boyfriend's favorite chihuahua.

01 Jan 2013 03:10 PM
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opiumpoopy     

mbillips: I'm thnking about getting a tattoo that just says "Leviticus 19:28" in gothic script. That would be boss.


** checks Bible **

I'd go with "Leviticus 19:29" and see if your girlfriend's father appreciates it.

01 Jan 2013 03:10 PM
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reklamfox     
How can eyes be both glazed and piercing? That's a one or the other kind if deal, ain't it?

01 Jan 2013 03:20 PM
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Pointy Tail of Satan     
Why do people do this? I mean, it's one thing to go around the rest of your life with a tattoo by a real artist like PIcasso, Dali, or Pollock. Hmmmmm...maybe not Pollock. But to get manacled for the rest of your life to some so called artwork by some nameless pion? Jeez.

01 Jan 2013 03:26 PM
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Stantz     
So he's had a tattoo, one of many, but all of a sudden he's AMAZED that his new tattoo bled out some of the ink onto a cloth that was held against his skin?

01 Jan 2013 03:47 PM
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miniflea     

Pointy Tail of Satan: Why do people do this? I mean, it's one thing to go around the rest of your life with a tattoo by a real artist like PIcasso, Dali, or Pollock. Hmmmmm...maybe not Pollock. But to get manacled for the rest of your life to some so called artwork by some nameless pion? Jeez.


My wife was watching some sort of tattoo reality show a while back, and I thought to myself, what kind of moron agrees to go on a show like that? During the critiques, they naturally had the tattooed person there so the judges could talk about the work, and I imagine it must not be a good feeling to have someone who knows quality tattoo work discuss at length how piss poor your new permanent body "art" is right in front of you, on camera.

01 Jan 2013 03:53 PM
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clevernamehere     
I did this first with Silly Putty

01 Jan 2013 03:55 PM
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kokomo61    [TotalFark]  
I'm not sure which one I like better....

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01 Jan 2013 03:59 PM
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Bungles     
This is similar the the Shroud of Genitals imprint I get in my underwear after a going backwoods hiking in the summer.

01 Jan 2013 04:13 PM
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ace in your face     
Does his tattoo say tracy? And why so much effing mousse in Jesus hair?

01 Jan 2013 04:16 PM
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douchebag/hater     
1) What a load of crap

2) What a moran.

01 Jan 2013 04:16 PM
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Pointy Tail of Satan     
You know, it's a little known fact that the crown of thorns was not to torment Christ on the cross. The Romans simply put it on his head to keep pigeons landing on him.

01 Jan 2013 04:30 PM
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fnordest     
I don't get it. They gave him a T shirt to keep the ink from rubbing off on his bedsheets, then it transferred to said T shirt (as expected?) - then who is surprised it happened or thinks it miraculous?

01 Jan 2013 04:40 PM
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Russ1642     
Jesus would rather be on a t-shirt than a tattoo.

01 Jan 2013 04:55 PM
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Mambo Bananapatch    [TotalFark]  

fnordest: I don't get it. They gave him a T shirt to keep the ink from rubbing off on his bedsheets, then it transferred to said T shirt (as expected?) - then who is surprised it happened or thinks it miraculous?


Christians. Well, some Christians.

01 Jan 2013 04:58 PM
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ParaHandy     
It is indisputable proof of the existence of Supply-Side Jesus. Bow down in gratitude and reduce Capital Gains to zero because derp guns gheys job creators blacks MExicans.

01 Jan 2013 05:28 PM
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4nik8tor     
The "shroud" art looks better than the back tat.

01 Jan 2013 05:31 PM
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thamike     

reklamfox: How can eyes be both glazed and piercing? That's a one or the other kind if deal, ain't it?


Maybe not. I'm sure someone somewhere has seen Daniel Craig drunk.

01 Jan 2013 05:42 PM
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SkerriNinja     

Apos: AWFJ* is not a Biblical tenet, sir!


I thought this stood for "a white farking Jesus".

Carry on.

01 Jan 2013 06:08 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

TheSwizz: Give this guy a picture of Jesus and a photo copying machine and watch this guy shiat himself.


I used to ponder, on boring days in the office, about Xeroxing some picture of Jesus and slipping it in amongst the blank copy paper in the copy machine somewhere, then just sitting back and letting time take its course.

Never did, but anyone who wants to try has my [heh heh] blessing.

01 Jan 2013 06:29 PM
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Speef     
Tracy would be a lot more attractive if she started shaving, and maybe laid off the crack pipe.

01 Jan 2013 09:32 PM
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ParaHandy     
My ex sister in law has a tattoo of a family portrait including herself on her back.

/ ex pole girl, married a rich regular, so she may be dumb but she is streetwise
// middling attractive if you like blondes, not my thing

01 Jan 2013 09:41 PM
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soundguy     
More like the Shroud of Metallica. "Jesus" looks a lot like Kirk Hammett

01 Jan 2013 10:25 PM
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