BLOOD FROM THE BLOOD GOURD

As for his heart, well...

Let's clone him.

ok, don't lose your head over this discovery

Paris1127: As for his heart, well...

Some folks really want that Meat of Champions perk.

Paris1127: As for his heart, well...

There's a BIG difference between Louis XIV & Louis XVi.

For one, Louis XIV would never have left Marie Antoinette a virgin for seven years.

Paris1127: As for his heart, well...

That is the craziest thing I have read in a while

Paris1127: As for his heart, well...


WTF am I eating

THE BLOOD OF DANTON CHOKES HIM

Sooo, who's up for some cured blood sausage?

"Tell you what - I'll throw you in this as well."

Bslim: Sooo, who's up for some cured blood sausage?

"The research suggests a genetic link between the remains of Henri IV and the blood-soaked gourd."

Inconceivable.

Can we get one of those guillotines to Capitol Hill ASAP?
Blade needs to be sharp enough for 435 uses. Thanks.

DubtodaIll: Let's clone him.

Serpentor approves

And?

10 to 1 it being some ox or sheep's blood and someone made a fortune off of it.

Versailles Park?

Jon iz teh kewl: Bslim: Sooo, who's up for some cured blood sausage?

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That is both disgusting me and, at the same time, making me glad that I have some cold leftover sausages in the fridge.

Is there a medical or psychological term for that type of disconnect?

(if there is, I bet the prefix "cannaboid" is part of it. just a guess...)

/W&B
/HNY, Fark

Researchers hope for further samples from a newly discovered black boy's stomach.

Ehrmaghourd!

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Jon iz teh kewl: Bslim: Sooo, who's up for some cured blood sausage?

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That is both disgusting me and, at the same time, making me glad that I have some cold leftover sausages in the fridge.

Is there a medical or psychological term for that type of disconnect?

(if there is, I bet the prefix "cannaboid" is part of it. just a guess...)

/W&B
/HNY, Fark

well 1 and 1 make 5 according to the pet shop boys

"What, someone blows their nose and you wanna keep it?"

/obscure?

How this thread has managed to continue past the Boobies is beyond me.

Follow the gourd! THE HOLY GOURD!!!

Rich Cream: "The research suggests a genetic link between the remains of Henri IV and the blood-soaked gourd."

Inconceivable.

It actually sounds like J. K. Rowling's next novel.

Khazar-Khum: Paris1127: As for his heart, well...

There's a BIG difference between Louis XIV & Louis XVi.

For one, Louis XIV would never have left Marie Antoinette a virgin for seven years.

Crap... Roman numeral reading fail. Wrong dead French king. Maybe.

Oznog: [www.prettylogic.nl image 620x353]

Follow the gourd! THE HOLY GOURD!!!

It was good to be the king.

This is gourd news.... for Obama.

What number did he give you this time, Louis XXIII?

buzzcut73: Can we get one of those guillotines to Capitol Hill ASAP?
Blade needs to be sharp enough for 435 uses. Thanks.

Hey! At least you can vote yours out.

In the UK we still have a hereditary head of state AND a partially hereditary, partially appointed-for-life upper house AND an elected parliament.

If the guillotine is going anywhere it needs to complete its European tour first.

Rusty Shackleford: BLOOD FROM THE BLOOD GOURD

well played, sir

Im no scientist BUT do you think they might have gotten the clue by READING the outside?

jamspoon: buzzcut73: Can we get one of those guillotines to Capitol Hill ASAP?
Blade needs to be sharp enough for 435 uses. Thanks.

Hey! At least you can vote yours out.

In the UK we still have a hereditary head of state AND a partially hereditary, partially appointed-for-life upper house AND an elected parliament.

If the guillotine is going anywhere it needs to complete its European tour first.

OK, but you'd better hurry up. We're getting impatient here.

buzzcut73
I've got whetstones, diamond stones, and rotary tools with sharpening attachments... I'll keep the blade sharp if you just keep feeding them into it. I can get you some help if you get tired.

/thinks that falling off a "fiscal cliff" should also mandate that the entire legislative (and possibly executive) branch of government is automatically fired for not having done their jobs.

I'll give you 500 bucks for it. It's cool, but there's just no market for stuff like this.

Resident Muslim: 10 to 1 it being some ox or sheep's blood and someone made a fortune off of it.

No takers here.

Gyrfalcon:
No takers here.

I'll give you one for it.


TWO, then.

FTFA: "The research suggests a genetic link between the remains of Henri IV and the blood-soaked gourd."

Suggesting that Henri IV was part gourd? Fascinating.

I guess if they manage to extract the blood it will be out if it's gourd.


amirite?

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Versailles Park?

YES! Let's clone him and then execute him again every day at noon... you know, for the kids.

The King has kneeled, now let his kingdom rise.

/ Someone here knows this song.

Bit'O'Gristle: "What, someone blows their nose and you wanna keep it?"

/obscure?

As Eagon scooped the ecto-plastic jelly off of Venkman......

/nothing is obscure on Fark

PLASMIC!!!

/autocorrect fail

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It was good to be the king.

Came for the Mel Brooks.....leaving Satisfied.....

//wheres the piss boy?

CSB time:

A few years ago I visited the Basilica of Ste. Denis, where most of the French monarchs are buried. Downstairs in the necropolis were the graves of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette, side by side. The interesting thing to me was that someone had left roses on Marie's grave. I don't know if this is common or because it was the week of Bastille Day. Also, Henri IV was incredibly goofy looking according to the busts and statues. Imagine Screech from Saved by the Bell, but with a thick beard.

ew.

Abacus9: CSB time:

A few years ago I visited the Basilica of Ste. Denis, where most of the French monarchs are buried. Downstairs in the necropolis were the graves of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette, side by side. The interesting thing to me was that someone had left roses on Marie's grave. I don't know if this is common or because it was the week of Bastille Day. Also, Henri IV was incredibly goofy looking according to the busts and statues. Imagine Screech from Saved by the Bell, but with a thick beard.

I am going to St. Denis tomorrow and may do the same. I think Marie Antoinette got a bad rap and a very undeserved beheading.

ace in your face: Abacus9: CSB time:

A few years ago I visited the Basilica of Ste. Denis, where most of the French monarchs are buried. Downstairs in the necropolis were the graves of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette, side by side. The interesting thing to me was that someone had left roses on Marie's grave. I don't know if this is common or because it was the week of Bastille Day. Also, Henri IV was incredibly goofy looking according to the busts and statues. Imagine Screech from Saved by the Bell, but with a thick beard.

I am going to St. Denis tomorrow and may do the same. I think Marie Antoinette got a bad rap and a very undeserved beheading.

Agreed. It was nice to see that someone still cared about her (her memory at least). Have a great time!