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   Twenty-two-year-old blonde beauty loves dressing up as Barbie, defies "airhead" accusations by getting two university degrees (w/LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD pics)

01 Jan 2013 06:18 PM   |   47706 clicks   |   The Sun
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DownDaRiver     
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Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.

01 Jan 2013 01:07 PM
phaseolus     
Okay, maybe as an old guy I don't have a 'right' to complain about this, but -- WHY THE HELL DID NAVEL PIERCINGS HAVE TO COME BACK IN FASHION???!??

They looked trashy 7 years ago, the scars you'd see in photos taken during that period of time after they fell out of fashion but before the former wearers grew beer bellies looked horrible, and ... now they're back again.

01 Jan 2013 01:22 PM
St_Francis_P     

DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 170x174]

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.


That's the wireless antenna. It's the reason porn stars always have a belly-button piercing with stuff hanging there; that's their link to the internet.

01 Jan 2013 01:22 PM
kxs401    [TotalFark]  
Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.

01 Jan 2013 01:40 PM
clancifer    [TotalFark]  
Never stick your dick in crazy.

01 Jan 2013 02:09 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
It's amazing what a good bj will get you.

01 Jan 2013 02:33 PM
OtherLittleGuy     
I'd summa cum in her laude.

01 Jan 2013 03:08 PM
Krymson Tyde     
A camel toe says what?

01 Jan 2013 03:37 PM
angiemama    [TotalFark]  

DownDaRiver: [i877.photobucket.com image 170x174]

Did she not clean out her belly-button after her boyfriend left? They alway overlook the belly-button.


O_o

01 Jan 2013 03:50 PM
Apos     

OtherLittleGuy: I'd summa cum in her laude.



I believe we're done here.

01 Jan 2013 03:56 PM
omnibus_necanda_sunt     
after getting a 2:2 law degree at Nottingham University before being awarded a Masters in Fashion Marketing with distinction.

One of these things is not like the others.

01 Jan 2013 06:22 PM
95629     
Would be hotter without the bolt-ons

01 Jan 2013 06:22 PM
C. Hines     
Why yes, yes I would.

01 Jan 2013 06:22 PM
poison_amy     

kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.


holy crap, this.

Educated does NOT equal intelligent.

01 Jan 2013 06:22 PM
fusillade762     
Bolt-ons. Ugh.

01 Jan 2013 06:23 PM
JonnyG     
Uh huh. If I was a professor I'd "give" her a degree too. We all know she didn't earn them. Look at the eyes - dead giveaway for an airhead that would do anything for a degree.

01 Jan 2013 06:23 PM
Glancing Blow     

kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.


I think the Liberal Arts degree thread was yesterday.

01 Jan 2013 06:23 PM
LazarusLong42     
And I'm certain her degree in fashion marketing will open all manner of job opportunities. Sure.

01 Jan 2013 06:24 PM
Tickle Mittens     

clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.


Where's your sense of adventure?

01 Jan 2013 06:24 PM
super_grass     
In b4 elitism about degree type.

Aw dammit.

01 Jan 2013 06:25 PM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

Bit'O'Gristle: It's amazing what a good bj will get you.


How do you like that new car?

01 Jan 2013 06:25 PM
hasty ambush     

kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.


This. Educated does equal smart.

01 Jan 2013 06:25 PM
moike     
I would do really bad things to her asshole...

01 Jan 2013 06:26 PM
proteon     
(Average woman + Sun / Guardian)*(false praise)=instant Fark greenlight

01 Jan 2013 06:27 PM
PapaChester     
Had an incredible professor in college with Ph.D's in psychology and physics. Makes this woman look like Oscar the grouch.

"two degrees" being a weak law degree and masters in fashion marketing. Yeah, strong there.

01 Jan 2013 06:27 PM
Arn_Dee     
Low standards you've got there, subby.

01 Jan 2013 06:28 PM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     
She looks like a Real Doll

01 Jan 2013 06:28 PM
Copper Spork     

omnibus_necanda_sunt: One of these things is not like the others.


No, it's a 2:2. It's hardly worth the paper it's printed on.

01 Jan 2013 06:28 PM
Kumana Wanalaia     
What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?

01 Jan 2013 06:28 PM
Arn_Dee     

Arn_Dee: Low standards you've got there, subby several people in this thread.


FTFM

01 Jan 2013 06:29 PM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
What in the flying fark is a 2:2 law degree?

01 Jan 2013 06:30 PM
sure haven't     

Copper Spork: omnibus_necanda_sunt: One of these things is not like the others.

No, it's a 2:2. It's hardly worth the paper it's printed on.


I was wondering what that 2:2 meant. Is it British for 'Technical School'?

Also "Masters in Fashion Marketing with distinction"

Bahahahahaha

She sure showed everyone.

01 Jan 2013 06:30 PM
iron_city_ap     
Buttermakeup. Amazing body though. Nice camel toe in the hooters pic to boot.

01 Jan 2013 06:30 PM
Kumana Wanalaia     
Also here's to the day when medical science figures out how to get boobs to grow larger using hormones or something instead of implants.

01 Jan 2013 06:30 PM
Copper Spork     

Kumana Wanalaia: What's a 2:2 law degree? Does that make her a paralegal or a full lawyer?


A 2:2 is "scraped a pass". A 2:1 is "competent", and a 1st is "good". A 3rd is "failed, but resat enough courses to get a bit of paper eventually".

01 Jan 2013 06:31 PM
KiwDaWabbit     
If you don't want negative attention, don't consistently pander for attention. Some of it is always going to be negative, and the negativity will be compounded if you emulate a children's doll.

Other than that, much of what needs to be said has already been said. "Educated" does not equal "smart", fist of an angry God, quadruple entendre with Latin words, etc.

01 Jan 2013 06:31 PM
entropic_existence     

omnibus_necanda_sunt: after getting a 2:2 law degree at Nottingham University before being awarded a Masters in Fashion Marketing with distinction.

One of these things is not like the others.


I had to look up the 2:2 bit, apparently it's like a ranking? And not a particularly good one either from what I could gather.

That said, I know some smart women who chose to look like blond bimbos. I also know people with degrees who aren't actually particularly smart either.

01 Jan 2013 06:31 PM
omnibus_necanda_sunt     
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Even her matriculation outfit is a low-cut, made-to-order whore accessory. I must admit to a weakness for huge bolt-ons, however, so I may be unable to summon the contempt that most other farkers have for this strange creature.

01 Jan 2013 06:31 PM
JonnyG     

moike: I would do really bad things to her asshole...


I applaud you for being so honest when the rest of us could not.

01 Jan 2013 06:32 PM
dv-ous     
My university professor friends have been complaining about lowering academic standards for decades.

01 Jan 2013 06:33 PM
Insatiable Jesus     
Her tits are ridiculous.

01 Jan 2013 06:33 PM
CruJones     

poison_amy: kxs401: Being an airhead and having a degree (or even TWO degrees) are certainly not mutually exclusive.

holy crap, this.

Educated does NOT equal intelligent.


This is true, however it doesn't prove she isn't intelligent. She very well could be, we don't have much info to the contrary, aside from the strange personal fetish, but plenty of smart folks are odd.

/she looks better not as Barbie.

01 Jan 2013 06:34 PM
RottenEggs     
I could care less if she has two degrees or if she's as dumb as a box of rocks . All that really matters is that for some reason I really care about her .

01 Jan 2013 06:34 PM
Pribar     

Tickle Mittens: clancifer: Never stick your dick in crazy.

Where's your sense of adventure?


Hiding behind my fear of castration thankyouverymuch

01 Jan 2013 06:34 PM
JonnyG     

JonnyG: moike: I would do really bad things to her asshole...

I applaud you for being so honest when the rest of us could not.


Insatiable Jesus: Her tits are ridiculous.


The above quoted comment goes double for you.

01 Jan 2013 06:34 PM
Jument     
Lopsides bewbs really creep me out.

/would still hit it

01 Jan 2013 06:34 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
Farking her would probably feel like jerking off into a wad of Saran Wrap.

01 Jan 2013 06:36 PM
Woot_Gawd     
done in one...you ruined it for me dude...i was about to crank one off but will go make a sammich instread!

01 Jan 2013 06:36 PM
omnibus_necanda_sunt     

Kumana Wanalaia: Also here's to the day when medical science figures out how to get boobs to grow larger using hormones or something instead of implants.


If Hitler had limited his eugenics program to achieving this goal, today he would be a folk hero on par with King Arthur or Cincinnatus.

01 Jan 2013 06:37 PM
HoratioGates     
She's on the wrong side of the uncanny valley.

We had a crazy spray tan Jersey/Long Island girl in my journalism class back in college. We were discussing gang initiations, and she was saying how awful it was and I pointed out that her sorority did pretty much the same thing. Her head just about exploded.

Another time, with a straight face, she said she wanted to do something important with her life, like be a fashion reporter. My head just about exploded.

I always imagined that if she sucked too hard on a straw her head would cave in. She had sharp knees and a camel toe.

01 Jan 2013 06:38 PM
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