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doyner    [TotalFark]  
Shoulda been #1:

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01 Jan 2013 06:43 PM
Frow     
List fails without Thing 1 or Thing 2

01 Jan 2013 06:50 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!     
It annoys me when people refer to the Addams' Thing as It.

01 Jan 2013 06:51 PM
Thingster     

doyner: Shoulda been #1:


Came here to say this.

/Owned a 73, own a 74
//Would kill for a Bundeswehr 181

01 Jan 2013 06:53 PM
Ryker's Peninsula     
The Thing That Should Not Be
The Thing From Another World

01 Jan 2013 06:57 PM
maxx2112     

Thingster: doyner: Shoulda been #1:

Came here to say this.

/Owned a 73, own a 74
//Would kill for a Bundeswehr 181



"Justin" is an odd name for a lesbian.

/ nttawwt.

01 Jan 2013 07:00 PM
John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  

doyner: Shoulda been #1:

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Wasn't it #1? Or did they count down and that was just the 1st entry? Either way, that and the John carpenter movie are the only things (see what I did there?) that belong on this list.

01 Jan 2013 07:00 PM
Adolf Oliver Nipples    [TotalFark]  
List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

01 Jan 2013 07:02 PM
Balchinian     
Is the #1 thing "Cracked.com" burns to the ground and goes out of business forever? Because if it isn't, the list fails.

/Didn't click, it is a Cracked link.

01 Jan 2013 07:02 PM
Adolf Oliver Nipples    [TotalFark]  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.


Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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01 Jan 2013 07:04 PM
Allen262     
Clicked for Kübelwagen Mk.II, not disappointed.

01 Jan 2013 07:04 PM
LonMead     
Cracked lists aren't my thing.

01 Jan 2013 07:05 PM
rko281     
Wait, wait, wait. So the parasite in The Thing was the same species as in Alien and Prometheus?

01 Jan 2013 07:06 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich     

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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I've seen those signs all my life and still never seen the Thing

Came here to post that

01 Jan 2013 07:06 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
They forgot to mention my ex wifes cootie. It was a cross between a half cooked ham and cheese sammich, and a boot full of hairy mayo.

/just saying.

01 Jan 2013 07:08 PM
ifarkthereforiam     
Thankyou Thing.

01 Jan 2013 07:08 PM
the801     
The best thing about soap is that it's the only thing on earth that can never get dirty. No matter what crap you throw on it ...it always rubs off. And there it is again... perfect.

01 Jan 2013 07:10 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

Frow: List fails without Thing 1 or Thing 2


Agrees.
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01 Jan 2013 07:11 PM
viscountalpha     
How about NO.

LonMead: Cracked lists aren't ISN'T my thing.


FTFY.

01 Jan 2013 07:11 PM
doyner    [TotalFark]  

01 Jan 2013 07:17 PM
p51d007     
I thinks the person who green lit this one was hung over ;)

01 Jan 2013 07:17 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

01 Jan 2013 07:18 PM
dofus     
Say whut?

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01 Jan 2013 07:23 PM
keenerb     

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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We saw that last year on our roadtrip.

01 Jan 2013 07:24 PM
croesius     
"Many of you may have noticed that we write a lot of list-based articles here at Cracked. We have our reasons for this: They allow our busy, important readers to read them in small chunks, they're ridiculously clickable,"

Because you break up a list of SEVEN frickin items into TWO pages.

01 Jan 2013 07:28 PM
JonnyBGoode     

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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Came to post this, leaving satisfied.

01 Jan 2013 07:28 PM
Igor Jakovsky     
The article itself mostly sucked but this one line did make me laugh for some reason:


Regarding the comic book character..." Graphics: 1/5 (Based on his appearance in the 1967 series. I refuse to watch him in any other medium.)"

01 Jan 2013 07:28 PM
TomD9938     

Bit'O'Gristle: They forgot to mention my ex wifes cootie. It was a cross between a half cooked ham and cheese sammich, and a boot full of hairy mayo.


Dear God!

Did it turn you gay?  Because that would be something.

01 Jan 2013 07:30 PM
traylor     
I love Cracked's lists.

01 Jan 2013 07:30 PM
Allen262     

dofus: Say whut?

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It's a cement post. Some were on Fark is this story it may not be this one or this city but the story is the same...

Link

Thats how I know what it is...

01 Jan 2013 07:31 PM
Mart Laar's beard shaver     
It's just all wibbily wobbily

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01 Jan 2013 07:55 PM
Melvin Lovecraft     

viscountalpha: How about NO.

LonMead: Cracked lists aren't ISN'T my thing.

FTFY.


"Cracked" sucked in the '70's and they suck now.

/Liked Severin's art
//MAD was the #1 "ecchh" magazine
///What, me worry?
////My mom tore the cover off this one

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01 Jan 2013 08:00 PM
cepson     
List should at least have pointed out that the English word "thing" comes from the same word as the Scandinavian meeting.

01 Jan 2013 08:04 PM
puckrock2000     
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James Arness wants a recount.

01 Jan 2013 08:18 PM
heyheyjerky     
No "La Cosa Nostra"???

As an italian I'm offended!

01 Jan 2013 08:20 PM
I Like Bread     

cepson: List should at least have pointed out that the English word "thing" comes from the same word as the Scandinavian meeting.


Know how I know you didn't read the article?

01 Jan 2013 08:29 PM
TommyDeuce     

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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The Men agree.
/then they came upon The Thing!

01 Jan 2013 08:52 PM
darth_badger     
List fails without that thing I sent you.


/did you get it?

01 Jan 2013 08:58 PM
LonMead     

darth_badger: List fails without that thing I sent you.


/did you get it?


I do owe for that thing... you know with the guy, in the place? I'll never forget it.

01 Jan 2013 09:01 PM
Balchinian     

I Like Bread: cepson: List should at least have pointed out that the English word "thing" comes from the same word as the Scandinavian meeting.

Know how I know you didn't read the article?


Because it is a Cracked link, and nobody but the Fark Autobot Link-clickertm (pat.pend.) actually clicks on them because we know ahead of time that A) it sucks and B) it will be a slideshow/one item per paqe clickfest.

01 Jan 2013 09:32 PM
hogans     
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Those things may need to be taxed.

01 Jan 2013 09:45 PM
Maybe you should drive     
I love when Cracked links get greened on Fark. The links themselves are pretty hit or miss (I thought this one was a miss). However, they also point out the people who are so incredibly lazy and opinionated that they feel it is their duty to let us know how much they hate having to click a button on their mouse one time. I haven't seen a Cracked list that has required more than one click in a long time, yet when some folks see them they act like a teenager who was just asked to shovel three feet of snow from the driveway.

01 Jan 2013 09:47 PM
LonMead     
"Do the thing! And... the other thing!"
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01 Jan 2013 09:52 PM
maltedmothball     

darth_badger: List fails without that thing I sent you.


/did you get it?


Hippoooooo!

01 Jan 2013 10:26 PM
i upped my meds-up yours     
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Oh I discovered a * ** right before my eyes.

01 Jan 2013 11:04 PM
crayola_chicken     
what? no sliced bread on the list?

/the greatest thing since sliced bread

01 Jan 2013 11:09 PM
had98c     

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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This "attraction" is a complete waste of time, even for a cheap roadside stop. Just keep driving.

01 Jan 2013 11:46 PM
Adolf Oliver Nipples    [TotalFark]  

had98c: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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This "attraction" is a complete waste of time, even for a cheap roadside stop. Just keep driving.


I never said it wasn't. But for the number of people it has drawn in over the years it should make the list by default.

01 Jan 2013 11:58 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
What make "The Thing" by Phil Harris is that it is the best song about the clap ever written. It caught it from a "box" on the beach and now he can't get rid of it!

02 Jan 2013 12:04 AM
Begoggle     
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02 Jan 2013 12:54 AM
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