Shoulda been #1:

List fails without Thing 1 or Thing 2

It annoys me when people refer to the Addams' Thing as It.

doyner: Shoulda been #1:

Came here to say this.

/Owned a 73, own a 74
//Would kill for a Bundeswehr 181

The Thing That Should Not Be
The Thing From Another World

Thingster: doyner: Shoulda been #1:

Came here to say this.

/Owned a 73, own a 74
//Would kill for a Bundeswehr 181


"Justin" is an odd name for a lesbian.

/ nttawwt.

doyner: Shoulda been #1:

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Wasn't it #1? Or did they count down and that was just the 1st entry? Either way, that and the John carpenter movie are the only things (see what I did there?) that belong on this list.

List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Is the #1 thing "Cracked.com" burns to the ground and goes out of business forever? Because if it isn't, the list fails.

/Didn't click, it is a Cracked link.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

Clicked for Kübelwagen Mk.II, not disappointed.

Cracked lists aren't my thing.

Wait, wait, wait. So the parasite in The Thing was the same species as in Alien and Prometheus?

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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I've seen those signs all my life and still never seen the Thing

Came here to post that

They forgot to mention my ex wifes cootie. It was a cross between a half cooked ham and cheese sammich, and a boot full of hairy mayo.

/just saying.

Thankyou Thing.

The best thing about soap is that it's the only thing on earth that can never get dirty. No matter what crap you throw on it ...it always rubs off. And there it is again... perfect.

Frow: List fails without Thing 1 or Thing 2

Agrees.

How about NO.

LonMead: Cracked lists aren't ISN'T my thing.

FTFY.

Someone buy me this please.  KTHNXBYE

I thinks the person who green lit this one was hung over ;)

While I was walkin' down the beach One bright and sunny day...

Say whut?

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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We saw that last year on our roadtrip.

"Many of you may have noticed that we write a lot of list-based articles here at Cracked. We have our reasons for this: They allow our busy, important readers to read them in small chunks, they're ridiculously clickable,"

Because you break up a list of SEVEN frickin items into TWO pages.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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Came to post this, leaving satisfied.

The article itself mostly sucked but this one line did make me laugh for some reason:


Regarding the comic book character..." Graphics: 1/5 (Based on his appearance in the 1967 series. I refuse to watch him in any other medium.)"

Bit'O'Gristle: They forgot to mention my ex wifes cootie. It was a cross between a half cooked ham and cheese sammich, and a boot full of hairy mayo.

Dear God!

Did it turn you gay?  Because that would be something.

I love Cracked's lists.

dofus: Say whut?

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It's a cement post. Some were on Fark is this story it may not be this one or this city but the story is the same...

Link

Thats how I know what it is...

It's just all wibbily wobbily

viscountalpha: How about NO.

LonMead: Cracked lists aren't ISN'T my thing.

FTFY.

"Cracked" sucked in the '70's and they suck now.

/Liked Severin's art
//MAD was the #1 "ecchh" magazine
///What, me worry?
////My mom tore the cover off this one

List should at least have pointed out that the English word "thing" comes from the same word as the Scandinavian meeting.

James Arness wants a recount.

No "La Cosa Nostra"???

As an italian I'm offended!

cepson: List should at least have pointed out that the English word "thing" comes from the same word as the Scandinavian meeting.

Know how I know you didn't read the article?

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

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The Men agree.
/then they came upon The Thing!

List fails without that thing I sent you.


/did you get it?

darth_badger: List fails without that thing I sent you.


/did you get it?

I do owe for that thing... you know with the guy, in the place? I'll never forget it.

I Like Bread: cepson: List should at least have pointed out that the English word "thing" comes from the same word as the Scandinavian meeting.

Know how I know you didn't read the article?

Because it is a Cracked link, and nobody but the Fark Autobot Link-clicker_tm (pat.pend.) actually clicks on them because we know ahead of time that A) it sucks and B) it will be a slideshow/one item per paqe clickfest.

Those things may need to be taxed.

I love when Cracked links get greened on Fark. The links themselves are pretty hit or miss (I thought this one was a miss). However, they also point out the people who are so incredibly lazy and opinionated that they feel it is their duty to let us know how much they hate having to click a button on their mouse one time. I haven't seen a Cracked list that has required more than one click in a long time, yet when some folks see them they act like a teenager who was just asked to shovel three feet of snow from the driveway.

"Do the thing! And... the other thing!"

darth_badger: List fails without that thing I sent you.


/did you get it?

Hippoooooo!

Oh I discovered a * ** right before my eyes.

what? no sliced bread on the list?

/the greatest thing since sliced bread

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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This "attraction" is a complete waste of time, even for a cheap roadside stop. Just keep driving.

had98c: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Adolf Oliver Nipples: List fails without

That should be number two right behind the Vee-Dub.

Post fails without picture that loaded in preview and got the boot when posting. Thisnew format sucks. But I digress. Here's the second attempt:

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This "attraction" is a complete waste of time, even for a cheap roadside stop. Just keep driving.

I never said it wasn't. But for the number of people it has drawn in over the years it should make the list by default.

What make "The Thing" by Phil Harris is that it is the best song about the clap ever written. It caught it from a "box" on the beach and now he can't get rid of it!