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   He always wondered how his roommate got the nickname 'Peter Gabriel.' Until the night his roommate attacked him with a sledgehammer

01 Jan 2013 06:30 PM   |   5049 clicks   |   AZ Family
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
"Shockingly, alcohol was definitely a factor," Landato said


With a sardonic smirk, I expect.

01 Jan 2013 04:24 PM
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PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
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+1 subby

01 Jan 2013 04:43 PM
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serpent_sky    [TotalFark]  
The United States problem with hammers is really getting out of control.

01 Jan 2013 04:55 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
serpent_sky: The United States problem with hammers is really getting out of control.

BAN HAMMERS!

01 Jan 2013 04:57 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
That's one way to get the lamb to lie down

01 Jan 2013 05:02 PM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
That will teach him to stand back.

01 Jan 2013 05:42 PM
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Ow My Balls     
serpent_sky: The United States problem with hammers is really getting out of control.

Apos: BAN HAMMERS!

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Yeah! Nobody should be stuck with such a terrible Disc!
/or is it an awesome Disc, ironically?

01 Jan 2013 06:36 PM
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Chinchillazilla     
"How can you let such awful people move into a quiet neighborhood?"

Not a tough enough HOA, I expect.

/seriously, did you expect to have an asshole-free neighborhood, dude?

01 Jan 2013 06:38 PM
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Blink     
I'm pretty sure that song is about something else. I'm glad the article did not go that direction.

01 Jan 2013 06:40 PM
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TomD9938     
FTA : "How can you let such awful people move into a quiet neighborhood?" Alexander asked, saying the pair "liked to party a lot" and that cops had been to the home before.

Pot-heads, no doubt.

01 Jan 2013 06:41 PM
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BizarreMan    [TotalFark]  
That's what happens when you walk in on him when he's shocking the monkey.

01 Jan 2013 06:42 PM
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cougs4ever     
+1 subby

01 Jan 2013 06:46 PM
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Fenwick3     
He's definitely hit the big time.

01 Jan 2013 06:47 PM
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Popcorn Johnny    [TotalFark]  
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01 Jan 2013 06:47 PM
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LonMead     
Chinchillazilla: Not a tough enough HOA, I expect.

/seriously, did you expect to have an asshole-free neighborhood, dude?


You just gotta look carefully, that's all.

Like I told my realtor, I want trees, an in-ground pool, brick, 3bd/2.5ba, near shopping and restaurants, asshole-free neighborhood, and in a good school district.

I got all but one of those.

I can live with the shake siding.

01 Jan 2013 06:48 PM
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the801     
so?

01 Jan 2013 06:48 PM
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Devolving_Spud     
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There is a resemblance.

01 Jan 2013 06:48 PM
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SunsetLament     
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You'd go a little nutty too if your roommate spent all night trying to shock his monkey.

01 Jan 2013 06:52 PM
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buckler     
The judges also would have accepted "Maxwell Edison".

01 Jan 2013 06:58 PM
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lelio     
With his nickname of "Sledgehammer" wouldn't this fall under the ironic tag?

/ like 10,000 spoons

01 Jan 2013 07:01 PM
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Ryker's Peninsula     
the801: so?

At least he had some Passion after the Long Walk Home.

01 Jan 2013 07:02 PM
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John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  
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Someone called for me?

01 Jan 2013 07:03 PM
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Arthur Jumbles    [TotalFark]  
FTFA: "Shockingly, alcohol was definitely a factor," Landato said

Given that so much violent crime and death is connected to alcohol use in the United States I'm surprised there isn't more talk about banning it or at least creating more alcohol control laws.

01 Jan 2013 07:11 PM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
It's not clear how long the victim and West had been roommates lovers, nor do investigators know what sparked the initial argument between West and his brother.

FTFT

01 Jan 2013 07:14 PM
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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros    [TotalFark]  
He should have figured it out when it took him twenty-three minutes to tell him supper was ready.

01 Jan 2013 07:18 PM
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UberNeuman     
"Mother please, is it just a disease, that has them breaking all my laws?"

01 Jan 2013 07:19 PM
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skinink     

"It happened shortly before 10:30 p.m. Monday at a trailer home on 56th Street north of Broadway Road."


A trailer home is the last place I would expect something like this to happen.


01 Jan 2013 07:24 PM
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ThereAreFourLights     
That kind of thing will happen to you atop Salisbury Hill.

01 Jan 2013 07:28 PM
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Funbags     
If looks could kill they probably will.

01 Jan 2013 07:29 PM
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LoneWolf343     
Apos: serpent_sky: The United States problem with hammers is really getting out of control.

BAN HAMMERS!


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01 Jan 2013 07:29 PM
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Gulper Eel    [TotalFark]  
You know self-defense is all you need.

/nothing is obscure on fark

01 Jan 2013 07:33 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
Chinchillazilla: "How can you let such awful people move into a quiet neighborhood?"

Not a tough enough HOA, I expect.

/seriously, did you expect to have an asshole-free neighborhood, dude?


Honey you have to get out of Kentucky some day. The whole country doesn't live the way you do.

01 Jan 2013 07:35 PM
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zulius    [TotalFark]  
John Buck 41: [media.comicvine.com image 720x576]

Someone called for me?

**TINY FIST**
...
Awesome show...thank you for this :)

01 Jan 2013 07:36 PM
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sunsawed     
She's so funky, yeah.

01 Jan 2013 07:55 PM
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etherknot     
I guess he was really steam-ing mad.

01 Jan 2013 07:56 PM
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John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  
zulius: John Buck 41: [media.comicvine.com image 720x576]

Someone called for me?

**TINY FIST**...
Awesome show...thank you for this :)


Welcome.

I thought it was a one-season wonder but according to Wiki it ran 2 years. Loved it. SO over the top.

01 Jan 2013 07:58 PM
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Corvus    [TotalFark]  
Apos: serpent_sky: The United States problem with hammers is really getting out of control.

BAN HAMMERS!


Well when someone takes out dozens of people with a hammer in one spree you call us and we will look into it.

01 Jan 2013 08:05 PM
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LoneWolf343     
Corvus: Apos: serpent_sky: The United States problem with hammers is really getting out of control.

BAN HAMMERS!

Well when someone takes out dozens of people with a hammer in one spree you call us and we will look into it.


Someone hasn't seen The Avengers.

01 Jan 2013 08:16 PM
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Chinchillazilla     
KrispyKritter: Chinchillazilla: "How can you let such awful people move into a quiet neighborhood?"

Not a tough enough HOA, I expect.

/seriously, did you expect to have an asshole-free neighborhood, dude?

Honey you have to get out of Kentucky some day. The whole country doesn't live the way you do.


I've been all over. I'd say 80% of people are assholes, and that is a very conservative estimate. You can live asshole-free if you want to eschew civilization.

01 Jan 2013 08:25 PM
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Cargo    [TotalFark]  
Awww!  I was hoping it would be . . .

He always wondered how his roommate got the nickname 'Peter Gabriel.' Until the night his roommate's attacked him with a sledgehammerface started melting.


/damn!

01 Jan 2013 08:28 PM
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gravespinner     
With a name like Gabriel, I would have expected he would have blown him.

01 Jan 2013 08:32 PM
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AqueousBoy     
John Buck 41: zulius: John Buck 41: [media.comicvine.com image 720x576]

Someone called for me?

**TINY FIST**...
Awesome show...thank you for this :)

Welcome.

I thought it was a one-season wonder but according to Wiki it ran 2 years. Loved it. SO over the top.


And it is still so awesome. It's a classic for sure.

01 Jan 2013 09:19 PM
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Suckmaster Burstingfoam    [TotalFark]  
He really did lob Bob the Nob across the gob, eh?

01 Jan 2013 09:52 PM
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John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  
AqueousBoy: John Buck 41: zulius: John Buck 41: [media.comicvine.com image 720x576]

Someone called for me?

**TINY FIST**...
Awesome show...thank you for this :)

Welcome.

I thought it was a one-season wonder but according to Wiki it ran 2 years. Loved it. SO over the top.

And it is still so awesome. It's a classic for sure.


Will have to see if it's on Netflix. Not to be pessimistic, but I doubt it.

01 Jan 2013 10:19 PM
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I'm That Guy     
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Peter Gabriel? Looks more like Mike Patton to me...

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01 Jan 2013 10:35 PM
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mykicks     
Nice one, subby-sitting on the pot reading this and actually LOL'd
/Early HOTY 2013 contender!

01 Jan 2013 10:48 PM
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Queensowntalia     
If only he'd been wielding his own hammer, this wouldn't have happened.

01 Jan 2013 10:52 PM
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Soulcatcher     
sunsawed: She's so funky, yeah.

Jeux sans frontieres

I have a friend that insists he is singing She's so funky, yeah even though I showed him the lyrics on the album. hehehehehe

01 Jan 2013 11:39 PM
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Begoggle     
HOTY winner
/so far anyhow

02 Jan 2013 12:46 AM
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angryjd     
This time, he's gone too far.

02 Jan 2013 10:10 AM
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