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   What do you mean, you don't trust the apocalyptic predictions of a polygamist cult leader serving life in jail for sexual assault on children who's got it wrong before?

01 Jan 2013 08:06 PM   |   9581 clicks   |   3 News New Zealand
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Apos     
Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.

01 Jan 2013 07:15 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
I wonder if Jeffs is enjoying being on the other end of "arranged marriages"

01 Jan 2013 07:30 PM
Infernalist     

Apos: Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.


It didn't.

01 Jan 2013 08:09 PM
skinink     
I don't understand, so if the world is going to end on the day you say, then why be happy you got it right? No one will be around to pat you on the back anyways because we'll all be dead, jerkoff!

01 Jan 2013 08:09 PM
Poopspasm     
Crazy people follow crazy leader. Film at 11.

01 Jan 2013 08:10 PM
fatassbastard    [TotalFark]  

skinink: we'll all be dead and burning in Hell wishing you'd listened to him!!1


So there!

01 Jan 2013 08:12 PM
Spaced Lion     

Infernalist: It didn't.


Best part of the article by far.

/Forever

01 Jan 2013 08:13 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
Memo to pedo-polygamous cult leader: the world doesn't end just because you want it to.

01 Jan 2013 08:19 PM
sleeps in trees     

Spaced Lion: Infernalist: It didn't.

Best part of the article by far.

/Forever


Glad to know I'm not the only one who snorted a little.

01 Jan 2013 08:23 PM
Politank-Z     
We need guys like this. We are facing an apocalypse shortage. According to wiki, there is nothing between this coming May and 2020AD. Someone needs to open a fresh bible and a calculator and/or update wiki!

Link (new window)

How will people who wear tin foil hats too small for their heads come together in staggering displays of creative self-destructive idiocy? We can't go 17 years without that!

01 Jan 2013 08:23 PM
jaytkay     
Kill it with fire, it's the only way to be sure.

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01 Jan 2013 08:23 PM
thorthor     
Should combine this thread w/ the pope thread.
2birds/one stone

01 Jan 2013 08:25 PM
Politank-Z     

Politank-Z: We need guys like this. We are facing an apocalypse shortage. According to wiki, there is nothing between this coming May and 2020AD. Someone needs to open a fresh bible and a calculator and/or update wiki!

Link (new window)

How will people who wear tin foil hats too small for their heads come together in staggering displays of creative self-destructive idiocy? We can't go 7 years without that!


FTFM

01 Jan 2013 08:26 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  
We had the end of the world last year and in 1988 here a documentary I'm not ready for another one : )

01 Jan 2013 08:27 PM
Apos     

Infernalist: Apos: Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.

It didn't.



*snert*

01 Jan 2013 08:29 PM
TheTranceFan     

tinfoil-hat maggie: We had the end of the world last year and in 1988 here a documentary I'm not ready for another one : )


Wait, we don't need a new excuse for idiotic "you only live once" behavior? :-P

01 Jan 2013 08:30 PM
utah dude     
please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.

01 Jan 2013 08:32 PM
Infernalist     

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


They're all a bit weird.

"they' being religious folk.

01 Jan 2013 08:34 PM
jaytkay     

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


How about simply Christian?

01 Jan 2013 08:34 PM
MrHappyRotter     
Um, the world is actually going to end this year on 13-13-2013.

01 Jan 2013 08:37 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

jaytkay: utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.

How about simply Christian?


No true Scotsman would say that.

/happy Hogmanay!

01 Jan 2013 08:37 PM
Trucker     
Will someone please explain to me why the media continues to call Vernon Wayne Howell "David Koresh"?
He decided to call himself that.
Screw him and the Branch Daividiots.....they can continue to burn in hell.

01 Jan 2013 08:37 PM
MisterLoki     

tinfoil-hat maggie: We had the end of the world last year and in 1988 here a documentary I'm not ready for another one : )


Praise Bob

01 Jan 2013 08:37 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: We had the end of the world last year and in 1988 here a documentary I'm not ready for another one : )

Wait, we don't need a new excuse for idiotic "you only live once" behavior? :-P


Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )

01 Jan 2013 08:39 PM
utah dude     

jaytkay: utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.

How about simply Christian?


would be better than most journalists, that fail to recognize the Jesus in the BOM.

01 Jan 2013 08:42 PM
TheTranceFan     

tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )


Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.

01 Jan 2013 08:42 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

MisterLoki: tinfoil-hat maggie: We had the end of the world last year and in 1988 here a documentary I'm not ready for another one : )

Praise Bob


He was good to us ; )
Link

01 Jan 2013 08:42 PM
Kali-Yuga     

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


Yeah those FLDS have nothing to do with mormons at all right? Ask yourself which of the two branches of the Mormon church that Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and the rest of your so called prophets would belong to if they were around today.

When your done answering that we can talk about the Book of Abraham, the planet Kolob, the White Salamander and native american jews.

01 Jan 2013 08:46 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )

Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.


Ether I've passed that event horizon or I'm I lair or really drinking is my normal state of mind it's only when I get tired I really start making typos ; )

01 Jan 2013 08:46 PM
flux    [TotalFark]  

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


Just because you don't identify with their version of your religion doesn't mean they don't identify as LDS. You might think they're a bit weird, but you can't deny that they're taking it back to the days of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young. If they're weird, then so is, like, the entire history of the Church of Latter Day Saints minus the past thirty years or so.

01 Jan 2013 08:46 PM
SquiggsIN     

utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.


not any weirder than the mainstream LDS or any other church / religion.

01 Jan 2013 08:49 PM
AbbeySomeone     
I may not be alone in wondering what kinds of gov't benefits this asshole reaped? Was his 'church' tax exempt? His wives  - do they get any benefits? What about their children?
OTOH, he has a right to believe whatever he wants but controlling others just is not right.

01 Jan 2013 08:51 PM
utah dude     

SquiggsIN: not any weirder than the mainstream LDS or any other church / religion.


meh. whatever. our prophet doesn't masturbate a gazillion times a day with underage girls and what not. yah, i call that WEIRD.

01 Jan 2013 08:55 PM
Satanic_Hamster     
You know, I got to wonder just how f'ing retarded and mentally ill his followers are. I mean, he's just a screwball, but how much of a loser do you have to be to FOLLOW a screwball like this.

01 Jan 2013 08:58 PM
Kali-Yuga     

AbbeySomeone: I may not be alone in wondering what kinds of gov't benefits this asshole reaped? Was his 'church' tax exempt? His wives  - do they get any benefits? What about their children?
OTOH, he has a right to believe whatever he wants but controlling others just is not right.


It's called "Bleeding the Beast" and any wife beyond the first one is considered a single mother, and thus eligible for any and all government benefits they can get.

Fun Fact: The Temple Oath Mormons take vowing to help the church establish Zion in America, also used to have a phrase swearing revenge on the United States for the murder of their "prophets"

"You and each of you do covenant and promise that you will pray and never cease to pray to Almighty God to avenge the blood of the prophets upon this nation, and that you will teach the same to your children and to your children's children unto the third and fourth generation."


If you want to see some of the batshiat insane stuff Mormons do in their Temple Endowment you can watch this video:
Link

01 Jan 2013 08:59 PM
jaytkay     

AbbeySomeone: I may not be alone in wondering what kinds of gov't benefits this asshole reaped?


In 2011 the LIBERAL federal GOVERNMENT granted Warren Jeffs lifetime taxpayer-funded room and board.

Thanks Fartbama!!

01 Jan 2013 09:00 PM
Kali-Yuga     

utah dude: meh. whatever. we have a "prophet". yah, i call that WEIRD.


FTFY

01 Jan 2013 09:01 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

MrHappyRotter: Um, the world is actually going to end this year on 13-13-2013.


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Lousy Smarch weather...

01 Jan 2013 09:04 PM
utah dude     

Kali-Yuga: utah dude: meh. whatever. we have a "prophet". yah, i call that WEIRD.

FTFY


haha. lol.

01 Jan 2013 09:11 PM
flyinglizard     
That mugshot is pure nightmare fuel.

01 Jan 2013 09:11 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu     

Kali-Yuga: utah dude: please stop callin' this cult a'his 'Mormon'... they're FLDS, and they're a bit weird.

Yeah those FLDS have nothing to do with mormons at all right? Ask yourself which of the two branches of the Mormon church that Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and the rest of your so called prophets would belong to if they were around today.

When your done answering that we can talk about the Book of Abraham, the planet Kolob, the White Salamander and native american jews.


F'reals.

01 Jan 2013 09:14 PM
LaughingRadish     
Sounds like a business opportunity for a grocery store "Now cult-free!"

01 Jan 2013 09:15 PM
lelio     
He should have learned from the long lasting religions that you don't predict something that might not come true.

01 Jan 2013 09:16 PM
flyinglizard     

tinfoil-hat maggie: TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )

Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.

Ether I've passed that event horizon or I'm I lair or really drinking is my normal state of mind it's only when I get tired I really start making typos ; )


You must be tired, I noticed a typo. :)

01 Jan 2013 09:19 PM
stevejovi     
Yeah, the Branch Davidians were a "Mormon splinter group" as well, IIRC. The only thing the Feds did wrong in that situation was waiting 51 days to burn the building down. They should've scorched the earth for miles around 5 minutes after those a-holes killed federal agents serving a valid search warrant.

/Don't get me farkin' started.
//And Timmeh McVey, wherever you are, FARK YOU, TOO!

01 Jan 2013 09:21 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

flyinglizard: tinfoil-hat maggie: TheTranceFan: tinfoil-hat maggie: Well considering I think I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning right now, y'all can do what you want too. I'll just keep drinking till the time comes ; )

Lol you're still drinking? But your typing and linking seems so unaffected. Perhaps you're more resilient than you think. I expect you may be around for several more ends-of-the-world. I sure hope so.

Ether I've passed that event horizon or I'm I lair or really drinking is my normal state of mind it's only when I get tired I really start making typos ; )

You must be tired, I noticed a typo. :)


Well I guess so I've been up drinking since about 8 am : P

/O and that's with 5 hours sleep since last nights drinking bout : )
//Yea I think I'm drunk, whats wrong with being drunk
//Ask a glass of water

01 Jan 2013 09:26 PM
ukexpat     

Apos: Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.


No the pope is still alive.

01 Jan 2013 09:29 PM
Apos     

ukexpat: Apos: Thought the pedophilic charlatan had died long ago.

No the pope is still alive.



Ouuuuuch.

01 Jan 2013 09:31 PM
utah dude     

ExperianScaresCthulhu: F'reals.


but which branch would porter rockwell hook up with? sign me up for that one.

01 Jan 2013 09:32 PM
utah dude     

stevejovi: Yeah, the Branch Davidians were a "Mormon splinter group" as well, IIRC. The only thing the Feds did wrong in that situation was waiting 51 days to burn the building down. They should've scorched the earth for miles around 5 minutes after those a-holes killed federal agents serving a valid search warrant.

/Don't get me farkin' started.
//And Timmeh McVey, wherever you are, FARK YOU, TOO!


nah dude, seventh day advents... another religion with a stringent morals package.

01 Jan 2013 09:34 PM
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