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01 Jan 2013 09:55 PM   |   34694 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Apos     
I'll say! Does he have any more unwed daughters?

01 Jan 2013 08:14 PM
cmunic8r99    [TotalFark]  

Apos: I'll say! Does he have any more unwed daughters?


He was probably only allowed one.

01 Jan 2013 08:41 PM
Apos     

cmunic8r99: Apos: I'll say! Does he have any more unwed daughters?

He was probably only allowed one.



*sigh* Probably.

01 Jan 2013 08:46 PM
AbbeySomeone     
He paid to have his daughter married off to some guy that was socially beneath her. She does not look happy in the pic; just pissed off and accepting her fate.

/not a happy story

01 Jan 2013 09:13 PM
eraser8     
Before clicking the link, am I the only one who thought he'd killed his wife?

01 Jan 2013 09:19 PM
had98c     
Okay I guess. But she looks like only a two cow wife.

01 Jan 2013 09:59 PM
Nightenstaff     

AbbeySomeone: He paid to have his daughter married off to some guy that was socially beneath her. She does not look happy in the pic; just pissed off and accepting her fate.

/not a happy story


I bet there's a new Groom out there that very much disagrees.

01 Jan 2013 10:04 PM
RoyBatty     
Dowry was so expensive because the chick was a traitor to the Klingons.

Never forget!

01 Jan 2013 10:05 PM
BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  
Remember back when wealth was celebrated in the United States and punished in Communist China?

01 Jan 2013 10:11 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
Thrice in my life I've turned down hefty dowries.

Never been happier.

01 Jan 2013 10:11 PM
ha-ha-guy     
Of course that dowry is also kind of a suggestion as to the level at which you should be supporting her and any children from this marriage.

/also he may have more than one, a lot of the rich have a kid or two overseas to avoid one child
//or just pay some fees to get around it

01 Jan 2013 10:12 PM
tylerdurden217     
I'm going to step out on a limb here and say that there is some financial incentive akin to a tax shelter that make this a financially wise move. I say this with zero knowledge of how the Chinese economy works, but with the skepticism that I have for all decisions regarding finance.

01 Jan 2013 10:13 PM
shintochick     
Is same-sex marriage a go in China? I might be able able to switch teams for a dowry like that.

01 Jan 2013 10:19 PM
Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  

shintochick: Is same-sex marriage a go in China? I might be able able to switch teams for a dowry like that.


Honey, I was thinkin' the same thing.

/quit  lookin' at me. I'm  poor.

01 Jan 2013 10:25 PM
bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  
Farking magnates... how do they work?

01 Jan 2013 10:26 PM
Iczer     
Why do I get the idea that's a knockoff Porsche...? Oh yeah, it's China.

01 Jan 2013 10:26 PM
Amos Quito     
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/Like the fists of 100,000,000 angry gods.

01 Jan 2013 10:30 PM
HideMonkey     

bearded clamorer: Farking magnates... how do they work?


At last.

01 Jan 2013 10:32 PM
skinink     
As the son in law I'd be happy as hell with that dowry. But on the other hand I bet there are strings attached the son in law don't realize. You think you just marry into 100 million scot free?

01 Jan 2013 10:32 PM
Amos Quito     

AbbeySomeone: He paid to have his daughter married off to some guy that was socially beneath her.



On second look, she does look like she might prefer to be on top.

01 Jan 2013 10:35 PM
Kibbler     
How can they possibly fail to be happy.  She knows that it took 100 million to get the guy to marry her.  He knows that he's an investment for the family business.

BLISS.

01 Jan 2013 10:37 PM
eraser8     

Amos Quito: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

/Like the fists of 100,000,000 angry gods.


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Yes?  No?  Maybe?

01 Jan 2013 10:43 PM
trappedspirit     
So some billionaire gives millions to his daughter's wedding dowry. This is news we can all relate to.

01 Jan 2013 10:44 PM
Anne.Uumellmahaye    [TotalFark]  
I dunno. Last year my FIL checked my mil into a mental health facility for a few months. I think my guy is at least in the running.

Honorable mention?

01 Jan 2013 10:47 PM
vodka     
Meh, not worth it to become what is essentially an indentured servant , which is what son-in-law will be.

01 Jan 2013 10:48 PM
darwinpolice     

had98c: Okay I guess. But she looks like only a two cow wife.


Mahana, you ugly!

I wish I could've subbed in the bride's name, but TFA didn't appear to think that that was an important fact to include.

01 Jan 2013 10:55 PM
JSieverts     
how is this guy the best EVAR, when it lists two other fathers who each gave well over 10 times as much?

01 Jan 2013 10:59 PM
NightOwl2255     

vodka: Meh, not worth it to become what is essentially an indentured servant , which is what son-in-law will be.


He already is that, now he's getting paid to be that, I'd take the deal.

01 Jan 2013 11:05 PM
YouPeopleAreCrazy     
Best father-in-law EVAR

Just imagine what an angry coont the mother-in-law will be.

/not sure if the money/status would be worth it

01 Jan 2013 11:36 PM
morg     
I thought this was going to be about the rich chinese guy from last year that refuses to accept that his daughter is a lesbian so this a is a pleasant alternative.

01 Jan 2013 11:37 PM
FedExPope     

skinink: As the son in law I'd be happy as hell with that dowry. But on the other hand I bet there are strings attached the son in law don't realize. You think you just marry into 100 million scot free?


This. I'd be afraid that somewhere in the fine print it would give them the right to harvest my organs in the event the father needs a liver or something.

01 Jan 2013 11:47 PM
red5ish     

AbbeySomeone: He paid to have his daughter married off to some guy that was socially beneath her. She does not look happy in the pic; just pissed off and accepting her fate.

/not a happy story


If they've known each other since they were 5 years old my guess is that he isn't some horrible surprise. Also, dowry is an ancient custom, not a payoff to get rid of your daughter.

01 Jan 2013 11:49 PM
degenerate-afro     

AbbeySomeone: He paid to have his daughter married off to some guy that was socially beneath her. She does not look happy in the pic; just pissed off and accepting her fate.

/not a happy story


Considering they've known each other since childhood, if she's sick of his shiat, he's probably sick of her shiat too. That would mean the parents wanted them to get married.

01 Jan 2013 11:54 PM
Jument     
I'd do her for a tenth of that.

02 Jan 2013 12:06 AM
Excelsior     

red5ish: Also, dowry is an ancient custom, not a payoff to get rid of your daughter.


You misspelled "ancient customary payoff to get rid of your daughter"

02 Jan 2013 12:14 AM
JonnyBGoode     
He gagged his wife?

02 Jan 2013 12:20 AM
11thmetal     

vudukungfu: Thrice in my life I've turned down hefty dowries.

Never been happier.


Of course you've never been happier. You would have been happier if you accepted at least one.

02 Jan 2013 12:40 AM
baronvonzipper     

JonnyBGoode: He gagged his wife?


Not if he's Chinese.

/"I've got ball the size of peanuts!"
//actually heard that brag

02 Jan 2013 01:09 AM
sweet-daddy-2     
But was she a virgin?If not,I'd give the money back.
A man has to have some standards.

02 Jan 2013 01:30 AM
sat1va     
Heard about this on the radio a couple months ago. I think the story was that the daughter was a lesbian and the father wanted her to have a normal family.

02 Jan 2013 01:50 AM
zzrhardy     

AbbeySomeone: He paid to have his daughter married off to some guy that was socially beneath her. She does not look happy in the pic; just pissed off and accepting her fate.

/not a happy story


They were childhood sweethearts - from primary school forwards. This is one of the relatively scarce instances of a Chinese girl marrying for love.

02 Jan 2013 02:13 AM
ParagonComplex     
Am I the only one that said "awwww" in their Inside Voice when he read about the charity donations? Maybe they should donate to a charity that gives forever homes to all the cats they can't heat/

02 Jan 2013 02:30 AM
red5ish     
I used to date a girl in high school whose dad bought her a trip to Europe to get her away from me. That's sort of the same thing.

02 Jan 2013 02:45 AM
Valiente     

Amos Quito: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

/Like the fists of 100,000,000 angry gods.


Anyone else see Tricia Takanawa?

02 Jan 2013 03:04 AM
ingineervt     
Well, I guess he really Wu'ed her.

/got nothin'
//I can't even tell if she's alive in that pic to make my comment, to be honest. Wu could translate to Shiavo at this point.
///there, now I'm leaving hellhound

02 Jan 2013 05:27 AM
RatMaster999     

FedExPope: skinink: As the son in law I'd be happy as hell with that dowry. But on the other hand I bet there are strings attached the son in law don't realize. You think you just marry into 100 million scot free?

This. I'd be afraid that somewhere in the fine print it would give them the right to harvest my organs in the event the father needs a liver or something.


Or the parents get to supervise and direct any sexual encounters the newlyweds have until a son is born...

02 Jan 2013 05:48 AM
csnake24     
This is the best father-in-law until you find out that he's actually in charge of a huge criminal syndicate, and he makes you start sending "messages" (beatings). Oh wait.. that was LOST.

02 Jan 2013 08:48 AM
dervish16108     

BravadoGT: Remember back when wealth was celebrated in the United States and punished in Communist China?


Go get a job at Foxconn.

02 Jan 2013 11:09 AM
wingding     
I didn't get shiat!

02 Jan 2013 11:18 AM
Agent Smiths Laugh    [TotalFark]  
2013 and some women are still treated like property.

Oh humanity, you still disappoint me.

02 Jan 2013 11:43 AM
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