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   Finally, a new year's resolution worth keeping: Do less

01 Jan 2013 08:45 PM   |   8447 clicks   |   Slate
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cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
My wife doesn't think I can.

01 Jan 2013 07:43 PM
SoothinglyDeranged     

cretinbob: My wife doesn't think I can.


The challenge makes all the more rewarding.

01 Jan 2013 07:54 PM
LonMead     
Don't put it off until later... procrastinate now!

01 Jan 2013 08:50 PM
the ha ha guy     
Meh.

01 Jan 2013 08:52 PM
Rich Cream     
I'm a Delta and happy I don't have to deal with all the decision making that the Alphas and Betas have to deal with.

01 Jan 2013 08:54 PM
Yakk     
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01 Jan 2013 08:57 PM
mscleo     
I really don't think it's possible, but I can think about trying.

01 Jan 2013 08:59 PM
KiwDaWabbit     
I have had this down for decades.

01 Jan 2013 09:00 PM
kutsuke     
tl;dr

01 Jan 2013 09:02 PM
moothemagiccow     
lock in commitments to self-betterment that won't require vigilance or attention in the year ahead

So, not commitments, just things you need to do? Your new year's resolution is to do a one-time thing that you need to do? That's not a new year's resolution. That's you not procrastinating.

01 Jan 2013 09:03 PM
UsikFark     
I don't make yearly goals, at least not in the winter when it's farking cold and dull.

01 Jan 2013 09:05 PM
WhippingBoy     
You losers do less. I'm going to do more.

Next year, you can worship me as your God.

01 Jan 2013 09:22 PM
ArmednHammered    [TotalFark]  
My new year's resolution is 1920x1080.

01 Jan 2013 09:22 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

kutsuke: tl;dr


This.

Time for a nap.

01 Jan 2013 09:23 PM
Closed_Minded_Bastage     
Heard on the radio yesterday: "May your troubles in 2013 last as long as your New Years resolutions."

01 Jan 2013 09:23 PM
fappomatic     
I've never failed to uphold my annual resolution: make no New Year's resolutions

01 Jan 2013 09:34 PM
LonMead     

WhippingBoy: You losers do less. I'm going to do more.

Next year, you can worship me as your God.


Sorry, you'll always be WhippingBoy to us.

01 Jan 2013 09:40 PM
biglot     
Lounge like you mean it! Dammitt!!

01 Jan 2013 09:46 PM
HighZoolander     
That's been my resolution for the past 10 years. At this rate, I'll have to put myself into a coma on Jan 1st, 2017 to keep my streak of kept resolutions alive.

And really, what's more important than that?

01 Jan 2013 09:48 PM
Wardrobe_Malfunction     
Finally a resolution Congress can approve.

01 Jan 2013 09:53 PM
Ryker's Peninsula     
I don't know. That sounds like a lot of work.

01 Jan 2013 09:55 PM
FormlessOne     

Rich Cream: I'm a Delta and happy I don't have to deal with all the decision making that the Alphas and Betas have to deal with.


Thank Ford for soma, amirite?

01 Jan 2013 09:56 PM
catzies     
I'm in this cycle right now: a busy person getting busier, and falling into a vicious cycle of getting further and further behind.

01 Jan 2013 10:07 PM
fugeeface     
k

01 Jan 2013 10:32 PM
Buffet     
I resolve to be a bad MotherFarker. Oops - too late.

01 Jan 2013 11:51 PM
Mock26     
In 2013 I am actually resolving to do more. I resolve to flip off more people! Oh, and to drink more scotch.

01 Jan 2013 11:59 PM
cretinbob    [TotalFark]  

kutsuke: tl;dr


Do one thing at a time, take life easy and don't sweat the small stuff. Life will be better for you then.

02 Jan 2013 12:02 AM
Queensowntalia     

WhippingBoy: You losers do less. I'm going to do more.

Next year, you can worship me as your God.


We could, but that would require effort.

02 Jan 2013 12:17 AM
Aces and Eights     
I would simplify my life, but you see...well, it's complicated.

02 Jan 2013 01:37 AM
Abacus9     

LonMead: Don't put it off until later... procrastinate now!


It's not really procrastination if you only say you're going to do something.

02 Jan 2013 02:04 AM
odinsposse     
Why do you think I'm on Fark?

02 Jan 2013 07:18 AM
r0cj07p     
This year I resolve to work on my procrastinating. No longer will I put off until tomorrow what I can put off until the day AFTER tomorrow. I'm turning over a new leaf.......tomorrow......or maybe the day after

02 Jan 2013 10:42 AM
Yanks_RSJ     
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02 Jan 2013 11:07 AM
joeflood    [TotalFark]  
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This man was ahead of the curve.

02 Jan 2013 11:31 AM
lilbjorn     
The GOP House was WAY ahead of the curve on this one.

02 Jan 2013 12:11 PM
Kittypie070    [TotalFark]  
My only Big Thing this year will be to have a T-shirt made:

"Pissing people off since 1963."

Anyone got any additional ideas along this line of thinking?

02 Jan 2013 12:55 PM
LonMead     

joeflood: [www.floodwerks.com image 110x155]

This man was ahead of the curve.


It is my goal to achieve Perfect Slack.

02 Jan 2013 06:03 PM
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