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   Famous heist movie titles: The Bank Job, The Italian Job. Not a famous heist movie title: The Hand Job

04 Jan 2013 06:32 AM   |   7545 clicks   |   SeattlePI
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ultraholland     
24.media.tumblr.com

03 Jan 2013 08:22 PM
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cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
image.blingee.com

03 Jan 2013 08:38 PM
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skinnycatullus    [TotalFark]  
It is, however, the name of a nail salon in The Castro.

/just up the hill from The Sausage Factory, IIRC

03 Jan 2013 08:44 PM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
In what police describe as a "stroke of luck," the suspect in a New Year's Eve...

Indeed.

03 Jan 2013 08:55 PM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
You think after robbing a bank he would be able to afford a Z job.

03 Jan 2013 09:18 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Does robbing banks make you horny, baby?

03 Jan 2013 09:27 PM
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

03 Jan 2013 09:45 PM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
At least it wasn't the Rim Job.

03 Jan 2013 10:59 PM
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ultraholland     
farkingismybusiness: You think after robbing a bank he would be able to afford a Z job.

what's a Z job?

04 Jan 2013 12:51 AM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  

ultraholland: farkingismybusiness: You think after robbing a bank he would be able to afford a Z job.

what's a Z job?


If you gotta ask....

04 Jan 2013 01:31 AM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
Officers found the man sitting in the doorway, and realized he looked a lot like the guy from the bank robbery, a police spokesman said in a statement. Confronted with the allegations, the man said he was only trying to hide money in his pants.

So...wait...the guy basically admitted to being a bank robber in order to justify having his hand stuff down his pants?

"Sure, I rob banks, but I don't do that!!"

04 Jan 2013 01:58 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

Mentat: At least it wasn't the Rim Job.


Those depend on how well the BB10 does.

04 Jan 2013 06:44 AM
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brimed03     
Maybe he robbed a sperm bank and wanted to see if it worked.

04 Jan 2013 06:46 AM
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offmymeds     
A man suspected of robbing a Seattle bank was caught masturbating on a sidewalk, Seattle police report.

In what police describe as a "stroke of luck," the suspect in a New Year's Eve robbery of a Capitol Hill bank was arrested after a passerby spotted him "having a good time with himself"...


LOL

04 Jan 2013 06:48 AM
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Muta     
The Hand Job had a happy ending.

04 Jan 2013 06:53 AM
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Cork on Fork     
What a jerk.

04 Jan 2013 06:56 AM
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jso2897     

Lionel Mandrake: Officers found the man sitting in the doorway, and realized he looked a lot like the guy from the bank robbery, a police spokesman said in a statement. Confronted with the allegations, the man said he was only trying to hide money in his pants.

So...wait...the guy basically admitted to being a bank robber in order to justify having his hand stuff down his pants?

"Sure, I rob banks, but I don't do that!!"


Holy Hannah, what a loser. This is why I gave up crime - it's just not a respectable profession anymore.

04 Jan 2013 07:11 AM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
I prefer a Kentucky Wedding.

/That one might actually be obscure...

04 Jan 2013 07:17 AM
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blackhonda     
The best heist movie is The Heist with Gene Hackman.

04 Jan 2013 07:19 AM
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cygnusx13     

blackhonda: The best heist movie is The Heist with Gene Hackman.


So good they put it right in the name.

04 Jan 2013 07:24 AM
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Amish Tech Support     
It's good to see the cops paroling their beat for once.

04 Jan 2013 07:25 AM
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BronyMedic     

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 451x324]


i.crackedcdn.com

04 Jan 2013 07:28 AM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
Hey, sometimes you just have to do what feels right

04 Jan 2013 07:37 AM
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ongbok     
Hey after a successful bank heist he just wanted to give himself a hand.

04 Jan 2013 07:45 AM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
I take it he didn't make it to.....

(Puts on sunglasses)

The Money shot.

EEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!

04 Jan 2013 07:51 AM
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chewielouie     
Hey, at least none of the innocent bystanders got rubbed out.

04 Jan 2013 07:53 AM
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mybulkaddress     
"At 12:30 p.m. the following day, a woman flagged down two patrol officers and reported seeing a man touching himself in the entryway to a car dealership at 11th Avenue and East Pike Street."

She sounds like a prude.

04 Jan 2013 07:57 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
This shows up on the RHS when you access that site.
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Talk to the hand?

04 Jan 2013 08:22 AM
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airsupport     
i.qkme.me

04 Jan 2013 08:23 AM
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thecpt     
Starring Brad Pitt and Clooney probs.

04 Jan 2013 08:25 AM
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Zeb Hesselgresser     

cygnusx13: blackhonda: The best heist movie is The Heist with Gene Hackman.

So good they put it right in the name.


Who played the broad? Gene had 99 problems . . .

04 Jan 2013 08:27 AM
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danielscissorhands     

farkingismybusiness: ultraholland: farkingismybusiness: You think after robbing a bank he would be able to afford a Z job.

what's a Z job?

If you gotta ask....


If someone asks u a question and u want to sound like a complete douche, u should always respond by saying "If you gotta ask..."

I cannot think of anything more douchey.

Btw, what's a Z job?

04 Jan 2013 08:28 AM
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thecpt     

danielscissorhands: farkingismybusiness: ultraholland: farkingismybusiness: You think after robbing a bank he would be able to afford a Z job.

what's a Z job?

If you gotta ask....

If someone asks u a question and u want to sound like a complete douche, u should always respond by saying "If you gotta ask..."

I cannot think of anything more douchey.

Btw, what's a Z job?


if you gotta ask...

04 Jan 2013 08:35 AM
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Arkanaut     
What about an Italian Hand Job? Can I get one of those?

04 Jan 2013 08:37 AM
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RminusQ    [TotalFark]  
"That's titles, Mr. Connery."

"Not a fan of the ladies, are you, Trebek?"

04 Jan 2013 08:39 AM
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imontheinternet    [TotalFark]  
John Dillinger frowns on these shenanigans.  Bank robbers are supposed to be knee deep in pussy at all times.

04 Jan 2013 08:39 AM
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strapp3r     
action shot (SFW)

www.joblo.com

04 Jan 2013 08:52 AM
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Badmonkey82009     
Apparently subby's movie collection is more diverse than mine.

04 Jan 2013 09:15 AM
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Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     
If your hand job ends in a heist, you may have a Detachable Penis

04 Jan 2013 09:27 AM
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BitwiseShift     
This thread has been friggin' man-handled.

04 Jan 2013 10:06 AM
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Mr. Shabooboo     
You would think after robbing a bank he'd have enough to go to a Starbucks...

04 Jan 2013 10:16 AM
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cwheelie     
Has anyone brought up the question of "What's a Z job?" yet. I just gotta ask

04 Jan 2013 10:25 AM
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Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  
Man, whatever you do, don't get me started talking about a Z job. Those things are gross.

04 Jan 2013 10:46 AM
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joaquin closet     
don't nobody move...

04 Jan 2013 11:07 AM
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doubled99     
Point02GPA [TotalFark]

Man, whatever you do, don't get me started talking about a Z job. Those things are gross.



What's a Z job???

04 Jan 2013 11:19 AM
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cretinbob    [TotalFark]  

doubled99: What's a Z job???


It's like a rusty venture

04 Jan 2013 11:49 AM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
content7.flixster.com

04 Jan 2013 02:35 PM
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Clint_Torres    [TotalFark]  
The man said he was only trying to hide money in his pants.

"Don't come in here! I'm hiding my money!"

04 Jan 2013 08:37 PM
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