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   Stripper who was doing "performance art" on a busy highway was arrested for causing a "traffic disturbance." Not for being naked; no, it was for tossing a traffic cone at a random motorist and spitting in his face

04 Jan 2013 01:38 AM   |   6772 clicks   |   Sun Sentinel
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
the woman first tried to say the incident was part of a television show and that everything was being caught on camera. Then she claimed she was a federal agent. Then she said she was friends with Hallandale Beach Mayor Joy Cooper and everyone involved would be in trouble, von Kauffman said.

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Ed: Yes, that's right. I'm Jack's son.

Shaheen Parvici: His son!

Ed: Illegitimate, but some day it'll all be mine. You and I might be doing business, going out to lunch... all right, OK fine, I'm, I'll tell you the truth. Diana's CIA, I'm On Her Majesty's Secret Service, we've got the place surrounded... I'm really from Immigration, we thought you might have some illegal aliens working around here.

Shaheen Parvici: What are you playing at?

Ed: I apologize, I've been lying. I'm actually the chairman of the Committee to Reelect the President. I was hoping for a substantial contribution.

Shaheen Parvici: You are mad.

Ed: Now you don't know what to believe, do you?

03 Jan 2013 09:31 PM
Apos     
"Ma'am,I am getting a visual that I don't think is appropriate right now."


Translation: "I have the weirdest boner right now."

03 Jan 2013 09:34 PM
Gyrfalcon     
I take it she wasn't a very hot stripper.

04 Jan 2013 01:39 AM
Ivo Shandor    [TotalFark]  
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04 Jan 2013 01:43 AM
phrawgh     
Was she crying?

04 Jan 2013 01:45 AM
JustHereForThePics     

fusillade762: the woman first tried to say the incident was part of a television show and that everything was being caught on camera. Then she claimed she was a federal agent. Then she said she was friends with Hallandale Beach Mayor Joy Cooper and everyone involved would be in trouble, von Kauffman said.

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Ed: Yes, that's right. I'm Jack's son.

Shaheen Parvici: His son!

Ed: Illegitimate, but some day it'll all be mine. You and I might be doing business, going out to lunch... all right, OK fine, I'm, I'll tell you the truth. Diana's CIA, I'm On Her Majesty's Secret Service, we've got the place surrounded... I'm really from Immigration, we thought you might have some illegal aliens working around here.

Shaheen Parvici: What are you playing at?

Ed: I apologize, I've been lying. I'm actually the chairman of the Committee to Reelect the President. I was hoping for a substantial contribution.

Shaheen Parvici: You are mad.

Ed: Now you don't know what to believe, do you?


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Maybe David Bowie was chasing her...

04 Jan 2013 01:46 AM
ArcadianRefugee     
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04 Jan 2013 01:50 AM
harrydorcas     
Well, if you are an advocate of art, make sure you can face any obstacle for art's sake. This reminded me of Princess Leia of Star Wars making a stir in an art class by posing nude. Heheheh!

04 Jan 2013 01:50 AM
Wadded Beef     
Spitting. That is NOT how a lady is supposed to act.

04 Jan 2013 01:59 AM
Sid Deuces     
Meth is a terrible drug!

04 Jan 2013 01:59 AM
davidphogan     
Well, there is an upside to it. The a nice part is that under Oregon's state constitution strippers are people, too.

04 Jan 2013 02:00 AM
Sid Deuces     
It has been my experience that most strippers spit. Very few swallow.

04 Jan 2013 02:01 AM
StreetlightInTheGhetto     

davidphogan: Well, there is an upside to it. The a nice part is that under Oregon's state constitution strippers are people, too.


Crazy effing concept.

04 Jan 2013 02:06 AM
Dahnkster     
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And little early Pearly gave my anus curly wurly, and asked me if I needed a ride!

04 Jan 2013 02:21 AM
davidphogan     

StreetlightInTheGhetto: davidphogan: Well, there is an upside to it. The a nice part is that under Oregon's state constitution strippers are people, too.

Crazy effing concept.


It's weird. They get to dance, and people can pay them for their services without worrying about a raid. Like I said, it's weird.

04 Jan 2013 02:46 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

davidphogan: StreetlightInTheGhetto: davidphogan: Well, there is an upside to it. The a nice part is that under Oregon's state constitution strippers are people, too.

Crazy effing concept.

It's weird. They get to dance, and people can pay them for their services without worrying about a raid. Like I said, it's weird.


Oregon's free speech protections ROCK!

04 Jan 2013 03:22 AM
illannoyin     
Stripper who was doing "performance art" on a busy highway was arrested for causing a "traffic disturbance." Not for being naked; no, it was for tossing a traffic cone at a random motorist and spitting in his face

Did he have to pay extra for that?

Also...

Has anyone said bath salts yet?

Because it was bath salts.

04 Jan 2013 05:56 AM
Buffet     
I just KNEW she was gonna be Farkin' ugly!

04 Jan 2013 06:00 AM
d23    [TotalFark]  
Florida hot is a lot worse than British hot...

04 Jan 2013 06:26 AM
upndn     

d23: Florida hot is a lot worse than British hot...


Is there a different fark you've been looking at?

04 Jan 2013 07:47 AM
Because People in power are Stupid     
 The cone broke the car's side mirror, causing about $300 in damages, the report indicated.

Must be silver plated and installed by the chief technician at Maserati.

04 Jan 2013 07:50 AM
Darth Vader Ginsburg     
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04 Jan 2013 08:18 AM
FinFangFark     

Dahnkster: [www.trbimg.com image 475x597]

And little early Pearly gave my anus curly wurly, and asked me if I needed a ride!


Whoah.  With the case of the facial herp, that last thing you'd want is that raptor spitting her fiery acid at you.

/Kill it with fire
//would still probably hit it.

04 Jan 2013 08:24 AM
Bruce Campbell     

Because People in power are Stupid: Must be silver plated and installed by the chief technician at Maserati.


You have no idea how much things cost do you? Even an OEM mirror for a 1 series BMW without install will cost that much. Don't forget to tack on $100+ per flat rate hour and the potential paint damage that would need to be repaired. Not saying that is what the guy had, but it's not hard to get to $300 for a damaged mirror, especially if it was electric and heated. It cost $250 to replace mine in 1992 on a freaking Toyota Camry on account of wanting it to paint match the rest of the car.

Link

04 Jan 2013 08:29 AM
proteus_b     
it's always the wrong women who get raped to death...

04 Jan 2013 08:52 AM
Billy Bathsalt    [TotalFark]  

illannoyin: Stripper who was doing "performance art" on a busy highway was arrested for causing a "traffic disturbance." Not for being naked; no, it was for tossing a traffic cone at a random motorist and spitting in his face

Did he have to pay extra for that?

Also...

Has anyone said bath salts yet?


?Is that a problem?

Because it was bath salts.


04 Jan 2013 09:06 AM
The Iron duke     

proteus_b: it's always the wrong women who get raped to death...


No dude, wha?

04 Jan 2013 09:10 AM
Because People in power are Stupid     

Bruce Campbell: $100+ per flat


That woman was not the criminal (my point).

04 Jan 2013 09:46 AM
Bruce Campbell     

Because People in power are Stupid: That woman was not the criminal (my point).


Hahaha. Right. That was the point you were making.

04 Jan 2013 09:49 AM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     
Mike Doonesbury's wife?

04 Jan 2013 01:02 PM
HBK     
I didn't see her. I just thought God was raining ping pong balls onto my car.

04 Jan 2013 01:03 PM
DS1970     
DNRTFA...but glad the stripper wasn't involved in actual nudity, since every stripper ever featured on FARK is DIAF ugly.

04 Jan 2013 02:12 PM
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