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04 Jan 2013 09:20 AM   |   14013 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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gilatrout     
Santorum is the devil?

04 Jan 2013 09:22 AM
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vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
When I have anal sex with other men, I always wear a condom.

04 Jan 2013 09:22 AM
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topcon     
"Ex gay."

Reminds me of a guy who Howard Stern interviewed. He is / was apparently one of the biggest names in gay porn, as of like 5 or 6 years ago when the interview was, anyway.

His whole thing was "I'm not gay since I only fark other guys and never take it." Claimed he was completely straight. Might be on Youtube somewhere.

04 Jan 2013 09:23 AM
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Quantum Apostrophe     
Mental illness. Why can't we just call it what it is? Religion gets a free pass?

04 Jan 2013 09:23 AM
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lilbordr    [TotalFark]  
Not just for homosexuals...
www.vh1.com

04 Jan 2013 09:23 AM
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Buttknuckle     
I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

04 Jan 2013 09:27 AM
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Benjamin Orr     
Don't they?

04 Jan 2013 09:27 AM
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WTF Indeed    [TotalFark]  
You can take the gay out of the man, but you can't take the gay fashion off the man.

04 Jan 2013 09:27 AM
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steamingpile     
Omg the religious right was correct!!!!

04 Jan 2013 09:28 AM
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Monster Kabasue     
Same problem after a night of spicy Indian food. Just keep a extra roll of tolet paper handy. No need to make a federal case out of it.

04 Jan 2013 09:28 AM
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fozziewazzi     

topcon: "Ex gay."

Reminds me of a guy who Howard Stern interviewed. He is / was apparently one of the biggest names in gay porn, as of like 5 or 6 years ago when the interview was, anyway.

His whole thing was "I'm not gay since I only fark other guys and never take it." Claimed he was completely straight. Might be on Youtube somewhere.


I hear that's a common rationale in the Middle East too.

04 Jan 2013 09:28 AM
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Benjamin Orr     
In addition to his numerous videos on the subject of gay sex and Christianity, Sciambra has also been keeping a blog called "How Our Lord Jesus Christ Saved Me From Homosexuality, Pornography, and the Occult."

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04 Jan 2013 09:28 AM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.


I suggest flushing with holy water.

04 Jan 2013 09:30 AM
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Boudica's War Tampon     
I thought evil sprang from the hearts of greedy, violent old men.

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Unless they're packing a pacemaker.

04 Jan 2013 09:30 AM
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I'm no expert but...     
Paging RugbyJock to thread #7517232...

04 Jan 2013 09:32 AM
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SlagginOff     
I usually anally give birth to the devil after drinking Hamm's and eating Taco Burrito King.

04 Jan 2013 09:33 AM
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topcon     

fozziewazzi: topcon: "Ex gay."

Reminds me of a guy who Howard Stern interviewed. He is / was apparently one of the biggest names in gay porn, as of like 5 or 6 years ago when the interview was, anyway.

His whole thing was "I'm not gay since I only fark other guys and never take it." Claimed he was completely straight. Might be on Youtube somewhere.

I hear that's a common rationale in the Middle East too.


Same rationale with a lot of "macho" populations who still like the gay sex.

04 Jan 2013 09:35 AM
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MikeSass     
Gay men eat at Taco Bell??

I would think that would be counter-productive, but whatever heats your hot dog I guess.

04 Jan 2013 09:36 AM
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Slu     
Obvious tag out to lunch?

In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.

04 Jan 2013 09:36 AM
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Zeb Hesselgresser     
Was this the answer to a question? Who asked it? Why? WHY?

04 Jan 2013 09:37 AM
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wellreadneck    [TotalFark]  
Yep, still lisping.

04 Jan 2013 09:37 AM
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Cdr.Murdock     
I'll say this, I'm buying the stitched up part.

The devil thing, not so much....

04 Jan 2013 09:38 AM
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vudukungfu     

wellreadneck: Yep, still lisping.


What is that, like a gay accent?

04 Jan 2013 09:39 AM
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TappingTheVein     
Easy, just call Bob Larson to perform a Gay Demon Exorcism(tm).
Warning: this video is disturbing, as in 'can lower your IQ' disturbing.

04 Jan 2013 09:39 AM
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Flappyhead    [TotalFark]  
Porn stars who find Jeebus are always the funniest to me. "Sure I spent ten years getting pounded like a roofing nail and made a damn good living off it, but deep down I always knew it was evil."

04 Jan 2013 09:41 AM
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Snort     

Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.


He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

04 Jan 2013 09:41 AM
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Transpogue     
So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.

04 Jan 2013 09:42 AM
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Scorpio Rex     

Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!



It's only been 20 minutes! Birthing the Devil takes time.

04 Jan 2013 09:44 AM
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wellreadneck    [TotalFark]  

vudukungfu: wellreadneck: Yep, still lisping.

What is that, like a gay accent?


Yeth.

04 Jan 2013 09:44 AM
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Bedstead Polisher     
So when a guy asks for anal and says "come on, baby, you'll learn to like it", is that the devil speaking?

04 Jan 2013 09:44 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?


Rainbows, puppies, and goodness... especially if the proceedings are videotaped and disseminated across teh intertubes.

04 Jan 2013 09:45 AM
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Buttknuckle     

Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!


Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.

04 Jan 2013 09:47 AM
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Boudica's War Tampon     
Man, this thread has put me right off my Heinz Curry Beans, couscous, falafel, tandoor bread and ice cold Coke. The breakfast of fat champions.

04 Jan 2013 09:50 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.


Damn sodomy demons... they always try to get you when you least expect it.

04 Jan 2013 09:50 AM
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AntonChigger     

Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.


How do you know the poop itself wasn't a demon?

04 Jan 2013 09:50 AM
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LoneDoggie     

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


how you doin' ?

04 Jan 2013 09:50 AM
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DarkSoulNoHope     
He used to be the Boy Named Sue.

04 Jan 2013 09:50 AM
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Molavian    [TotalFark]  

AntonChigger: Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.

How do you know the poop itself wasn't a demon?


i212.photobucket.com

04 Jan 2013 09:52 AM
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Boudica's War Tampon     

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


Wait! Where was lesbian butt sex on "Will and Grace"? Did I miss an episode?

04 Jan 2013 09:55 AM
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HailRobonia     

Slu: In all seriousness, why is everyone a porn "star"? Nobody is just a porn actor. If nobody knows you are, you are not a star. There have been like 5 real porn stars.


I can name 5 porn stars:

Aldebaran (popular with size queens), Sirius (who can turn down some hot twin action), Arcturus (the S&M star.... she wears kinky booties), Regulus (gay for pay), and PSR J0437-4715.

04 Jan 2013 09:55 AM
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steamingpile     

topcon: fozziewazzi: topcon: "Ex gay."

Reminds me of a guy who Howard Stern interviewed. He is / was apparently one of the biggest names in gay porn, as of like 5 or 6 years ago when the interview was, anyway.

His whole thing was "I'm not gay since I only fark other guys and never take it." Claimed he was completely straight. Might be on Youtube somewhere.

I hear that's a common rationale in the Middle East too.

Same rationale with a lot of "macho" populations who still like the gay sex.


I always thought giving it would be MORE gay since you have to keep your dick hard looking at a hairy male ass, that alone would kill it for me and the fact men, for the most part do not smell as pretty as women.

I guess the whole hair thing is irrelevant since razors have gotten better or waxing......

04 Jan 2013 09:56 AM
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starsrift     

Buttknuckle: Snort: Buttknuckle: I had anal sex with my bf last night. I'm about to hit the can in a minute. Will let you guys know what happens.

He hasn't reported back!

SATAN LIVES!

Sorry it took so long. Had a hostage situation in there. However...
It was only poop! No demons for me.


Those are lies made by the homosexual agenda. Pay no attention, people!
The devil just ran away before he could snap a pic.

04 Jan 2013 09:56 AM
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palelizard     

FirstNationalBastard: Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

Rainbows, puppies, and goodness... especially if the proceedings are videotaped and disseminated across teh intertubes.


Haha, you said seminated.

04 Jan 2013 09:56 AM
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Benjamin Orr     
Not born. shiat into existence.

04 Jan 2013 09:58 AM
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Lawnchair     
Yeah, the eye and hand twitches and the speech patterns kind of go with the delusions. Anyone with a diagnosed schizophrenic relative should recognize the pattern.

04 Jan 2013 09:58 AM
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steamingpile     

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


Pffffft crazy lesbians, thinking they are equal even if they don't have a man, the male genome is always better!

04 Jan 2013 09:58 AM
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theflatline    [TotalFark]  
Oddly enough I know a guy who was in a Catholic seminary, decided he was having a crisis of faith from partying and drinking, and decided to become a priest.

Anyway he was talking to his priest mentor and the priest told he he had a demon inside of him and the only way to get it out was through his anus, and since the priest had experience with exorcisms he would make the great sacrifice to put his priestly penis in this young acolytes anus, and fark the devil out of him.  It was the only way.

My friend went back to drinking and whoring.

04 Jan 2013 10:00 AM
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calm like a bomb     

Transpogue: So what do us queer girls who take it in the butt from their gf's strap-on give birth to?

He did specifically call out the penis-- he said nothing about strap-ons, various produce...

I'm only asking because I think a demon or two could really spice up my home decor.


Fapping.

04 Jan 2013 10:02 AM
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AntonChigger     

theflatline: Oddly enough I know a guy who was in a Catholic seminary, decided he was having a crisis of faith from partying and drinking, and decided to become a priest.

Anyway he was talking to his priest mentor and the priest told he he had a demon inside of him and the only way to get it out was through his anus, and since the priest had experience with exorcisms he would make the great sacrifice to put his priestly penis in this young acolytes anus, and fark the devil out of him.  It was the only way.

My friend went back to drinking and whoring.


Not a Catholic, and I know 99% of Catholics aren't like this, but what the fark man

04 Jan 2013 10:03 AM
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sphere of acceptable risk     
Satan's Sodomy Baby

/obscure?

04 Jan 2013 10:05 AM
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