Gross, not news: Rex Ryan photographed topless while lounging by the pool. Weird, not news: he has a large tattoo of his wife on his arm. Fark: She appears to be Tebowing while wearing a dirty Sanchez jersey

FTFY

I'm as sick of Jets mania as anyone else, but this needs to be shared with everyone. The more people see it, the more the pain is spread out.

He loves to troll.

Dedication to trolling. He should be granted full totalfark privileges, with a back dated sign up date.

Wrong, subby. That's a Bubby Brister jersey she's wearing from when he played for the Jets in 95.

This guy seems to really like his wife and I can't really see the problem with that.

Fake tattoos are fun, mmkay?

Looks kinda like Peter King.

This is news? Whoever took that photo should be beaten senseless.

Aren't coaches supposed to have good judgment? How could any player take him seriously after this?

Why did they photoshop a book into the pic?

Well, if that isn't just the weirdest thing ever.

As a Patriots fan who has enjoyed the Jets' season almost as much as the Patriots' season, this delights me.

In a career or bizarre public moves, this may be the most bizarre. I have no words.

Unoriginal_Username: Why did they photoshop a book into the pic?

It's either a book on feet, or a failed leadership book titled "how to lead: say you're going to win everything to inspire confidence."

Right, a Gunmerican Armored Wankball coach attracted to women?

I am guessing he lost a bet with his brother. Had the Jet's had a better season you would see Rob Ryan with a tattoo of his wife in a Romo jersey committing vehicular manslaughter.

Since when is a pinup pose "Tebowing"?

In no way is she doing a Tebow pose. Are we just going to assign all "hand somewhat near the forehead" gestures as "Tebowing" now?

Take it to the next level & do a handstand on the beach, Rex!

im gonna go ahead and call it right now that he lost a bet. he is a loudmouth bragger and thats just the type of thing loudmouth braggers do

december: Aren't coaches supposed to have good judgment? How could any player take him seriously after this?

How can anybody take Tebow seriously? If Ryan's contempt for Timmysprinkles extends to f*cking him via a surrogate, then Rex is just ahead of the curve.

As for the other players...do you think that they will now want their jersey to show up on Ryan's wife?

Shopped. Gotta be. No way that's real.

Bleyo: As a Patriots fan who has enjoyed the Jets' season almost as much as the Patriots' season, this delights me.

I have never laughed so hard at any sporting event in history as I did watching those 52 seconds of the Patriots/Jets game.

I don't think she's Tebowing. I think it's more of a sexy Bettie Page

Either way: HILARIOUS.

Where are the penii that should be surrounding his wife, if their lifestyle choice rumor is accurate?

Driedsponge: Bleyo: As a Patriots fan who has enjoyed the Jets' season almost as much as the Patriots' season, this delights me.

I have never laughed so hard at any sporting event in history as I did watching those 52 seconds of the Patriots/Jets game.

Me too. Buttfumble was the icing on the cake.

Obvious Troll. Everyone knows Ryan can't read.

H31N0US: Shopped. Gotta be. No way that's real.

It could be real. The 6 could easily be covered over later and then it is just a tattoo of his wife in a green shirt.

i do not believe this is real.

You Are All Sheep: Where are the penii that should be surrounding his wife, if their lifestyle choice rumor is accurate?

They are all back in the suite getting fluffed for later.

I don't think she's Tebowing. Count me in on the "pinup" pose. But, wouldn't a guy who makes as much money as Rex get a better tat? Looks rather poorly drawn to me. Not a big fan of tattoos (so trendy, it seems), but I like tats that show artistic ability. That's just "meh", to me.

who the hell is this jagoff and why should I give a rip about him? Does he care about the tattoo on my upper left arm? It's not the best art but looks one hell of a lot better than his. Should we make this a fark users cool tat thread? I bet some of you have awesome ones.

What photographer got Rex Ryan at the beach duty? Must have pissed someone off.

Tim Tebow isn't very good. You know who's pretty good? Tony Romo.

Quantum Apostrophe: Right, a Gunmerican Armored Wankball coach attracted to women?



It's a 3d tattoo. In space no less. Do you want to live forever!?!?

Now if only she were teabagging....that would be worth seeing....

Super Chronic: Tim Tebow isn't very good. You know who's pretty good? Tony Romo.

Now THAT'S a troll!

Who?

For the love of the FSG... please let this be real

NeoBad: Now if only she were teabagging....that would be worth seeing....

Wait...teabagging or being teabagged...i mean if she was teabagging wouldn't that mean that...wouldn't she...oh Rex, you nasty.

So the Jets have gone from "loud, sucky and obnoxious" to "creepy" as well. Fantastic.

It's not Tebowing or a Bettie Page pinup pose. It's buttfumble. It's always buttfumble. All buttfumble, all the time. Buttfumble Buttfumble Buttfumble .

Blowhard just said that Pioli is leaving the Chiefs.

Gold plated trailers and all that...

Get a tattoo of whatever you want, but, how on earth did he not use a better artist?

A close-up of the book he was reading:

This thread is heading towards epic.

Super Chronic: A close-up of the book he was reading:

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I don't see a problem with this. He's head over heels about his wife and his qb. It's good to see a guy who has a sense of humor and who doesn't just toe the line. Yeah he puts his foot in his mouth sometimes but his sole interest isn't just football.

He genuinely seems like a good guy who cares about his family and team/players. Hopefully the Jets step it up next year and put their best foot forward.

/Corny puns
//not a Jets fan