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   Gross, not news: Rex Ryan photographed topless while lounging by the pool. Weird, not news: he has a large tattoo of his wife on his arm. Fark: She appears to be Tebowing while wearing a Sanchez jersey

04 Jan 2013 09:39 AM   |   17874 clicks   |   The Big Lead
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jehovahs witness protection     
Gross, not news: Rex Ryan photographed topless while lounging by the pool. Weird, not news: he has a large tattoo of his wife on his arm. Fark: She appears to be Tebowing while wearing a dirty Sanchez jersey

FTFY

04 Jan 2013 08:52 AM
RminusQ    [TotalFark]  
I'm as sick of Jets mania as anyone else, but this needs to be shared with everyone. The more people see it, the more the pain is spread out.

04 Jan 2013 09:14 AM
lunchinlewis    [TotalFark]  
He loves to troll.

04 Jan 2013 09:24 AM
Champion of the Sun     
Dedication to trolling. He should be granted full totalfark privileges, with a back dated sign up date.

04 Jan 2013 09:41 AM
Bareefer Obonghit     
Wrong, subby. That's a Bubby Brister jersey she's wearing from when he played for the Jets in 95.

04 Jan 2013 09:42 AM
ElBarto79     
This guy seems to really like his wife and I can't really see the problem with that.

04 Jan 2013 09:43 AM
RangerTaylor    [TotalFark]  
Fake tattoos are fun, mmkay?

04 Jan 2013 09:43 AM
IAmRight    [TotalFark]  
Looks kinda like Peter King.

04 Jan 2013 09:44 AM
tuxq     
This is news? Whoever took that photo should be beaten senseless.

04 Jan 2013 09:44 AM
december     
Aren't coaches supposed to have good judgment? How could any player take him seriously after this?

04 Jan 2013 09:44 AM
Unoriginal_Username     
Why did they photoshop a book into the pic?

04 Jan 2013 09:44 AM
FuturePastNow     
Well, if that isn't just the weirdest thing ever.

04 Jan 2013 09:45 AM
Bleyo     
As a Patriots fan who has enjoyed the Jets' season almost as much as the Patriots' season, this delights me.

04 Jan 2013 09:46 AM
vinnydoz007     
In a career or bizarre public moves, this may be the most bizarre. I have no words.

04 Jan 2013 09:46 AM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     
www.xenafan.comView Full Size

04 Jan 2013 09:48 AM
thecpt     

Unoriginal_Username: Why did they photoshop a book into the pic?


It's either a book on feet, or a failed leadership book titled "how to lead: say you're going to win everything to inspire confidence."

04 Jan 2013 09:48 AM
Quantum Apostrophe     
Right, a Gunmerican Armored Wankball coach attracted to women?

04 Jan 2013 09:48 AM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     
I am guessing he lost a bet with his brother. Had the Jet's had a better season you would see Rob Ryan with a tattoo of his wife in a Romo jersey committing vehicular manslaughter.

04 Jan 2013 09:49 AM
aarrgus     
Since when is a pinup pose "Tebowing"?

In no way is she doing a Tebow pose. Are we just going to assign all "hand somewhat near the forehead" gestures as "Tebowing" now?

04 Jan 2013 09:49 AM
cleveoh     
Take it to the next level & do a handstand on the beach, Rex!

04 Jan 2013 09:50 AM
papercut     
im gonna go ahead and call it right now that he lost a bet. he is a loudmouth bragger and thats just the type of thing loudmouth braggers do

04 Jan 2013 09:50 AM
TheOther     

december: Aren't coaches supposed to have good judgment? How could any player take him seriously after this?


How can anybody take Tebow seriously? If Ryan's contempt for Timmysprinkles extends to f*cking him via a surrogate, then Rex is just ahead of the curve.

As for the other players...do you think that they will now want their jersey to show up on Ryan's wife?

04 Jan 2013 09:51 AM
H31N0US     
Shopped. Gotta be. No way that's real.

04 Jan 2013 09:53 AM
Driedsponge     

Bleyo: As a Patriots fan who has enjoyed the Jets' season almost as much as the Patriots' season, this delights me.


I have never laughed so hard at any sporting event in history as I did watching those 52 seconds of the Patriots/Jets game.

04 Jan 2013 09:54 AM
JerseyTim    [TotalFark]  
I don't think she's Tebowing. I think it's more of a sexy Bettie Page

Either way: HILARIOUS.

04 Jan 2013 09:54 AM
You Are All Sheep    [TotalFark]  
Where are the penii that should be surrounding his wife, if their lifestyle choice rumor is accurate?

04 Jan 2013 09:55 AM
fatalvenom     

Driedsponge: Bleyo: As a Patriots fan who has enjoyed the Jets' season almost as much as the Patriots' season, this delights me.

I have never laughed so hard at any sporting event in history as I did watching those 52 seconds of the Patriots/Jets game.


Me too. Buttfumble was the icing on the cake.

04 Jan 2013 09:55 AM
greenbowlpacker     
Obvious Troll. Everyone knows Ryan can't read.

04 Jan 2013 09:55 AM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

H31N0US: Shopped. Gotta be. No way that's real.


It could be real. The 6 could easily be covered over later and then it is just a tattoo of his wife in a green shirt.

04 Jan 2013 09:56 AM
SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
i do not believe this is real.

04 Jan 2013 09:56 AM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

You Are All Sheep: Where are the penii that should be surrounding his wife, if their lifestyle choice rumor is accurate?


They are all back in the suite getting fluffed for later.

04 Jan 2013 09:57 AM
Rickenbacker     
I don't think she's Tebowing. Count me in on the "pinup" pose. But, wouldn't a guy who makes as much money as Rex get a better tat? Looks rather poorly drawn to me. Not a big fan of tattoos (so trendy, it seems), but I like tats that show artistic ability. That's just "meh", to me.

04 Jan 2013 09:57 AM
Ohlookabutterfly     
who the hell is this jagoff and why should I give a rip about him? Does he care about the tattoo on my upper left arm? It's not the best art but looks one hell of a lot better than his. Should we make this a fark users cool tat thread? I bet some of you have awesome ones.

04 Jan 2013 09:57 AM
HotWingConspiracy     
What photographer got Rex Ryan at the beach duty? Must have pissed someone off.

04 Jan 2013 09:59 AM
Super Chronic     
Tim Tebow isn't very good. You know who's pretty good? Tony Romo.

04 Jan 2013 09:59 AM
Champion of the Sun     

Quantum Apostrophe: Right, a Gunmerican Armored Wankball coach attracted to women?


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It's a 3d tattoo. In space no less. Do you want to live forever!?!?

04 Jan 2013 10:02 AM
NeoBad     
Now if only she were teabagging....that would be worth seeing....

04 Jan 2013 10:05 AM
Deneb81     

Super Chronic: Tim Tebow isn't very good. You know who's pretty good? Tony Romo.


Now THAT'S a troll!

04 Jan 2013 10:06 AM
EbolaNYC     
Who?

04 Jan 2013 10:06 AM
Benjamin Orr     
For the love of the FSG... please let this be real

04 Jan 2013 10:07 AM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

NeoBad: Now if only she were teabagging....that would be worth seeing....


Wait...teabagging or being teabagged...i mean if she was teabagging wouldn't that mean that...wouldn't she...oh Rex, you nasty.

04 Jan 2013 10:07 AM
Killer Cars     
So the Jets have gone from "loud, sucky and obnoxious" to "creepy" as well. Fantastic.

04 Jan 2013 10:08 AM
Nana's Vibrator    [TotalFark]  
It's not Tebowing or a Bettie Page pinup pose. It's buttfumble. It's always buttfumble. All buttfumble, all the time. Buttfumble Buttfumble Buttfumble .

04 Jan 2013 10:10 AM
UNC_Samurai     
Blowhard just said that Pioli is leaving the Chiefs.

04 Jan 2013 10:11 AM
Turbo Cojones     
Gold plated trailers and all that...

04 Jan 2013 10:12 AM
iron_city_ap     
Get a tattoo of whatever you want, but, how on earth did he not use a better artist?

04 Jan 2013 10:13 AM
Super Chronic     
A close-up of the book he was reading:

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04 Jan 2013 10:15 AM
fatalvenom     
This thread is heading towards epic.

04 Jan 2013 10:17 AM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

Super Chronic: A close-up of the book he was reading:

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images.betterworldbooks.comView Full Size

04 Jan 2013 10:18 AM
thunderchunk jones     
I don't see a problem with this. He's head over heels about his wife and his qb. It's good to see a guy who has a sense of humor and who doesn't just toe the line. Yeah he puts his foot in his mouth sometimes but his sole interest isn't just football.

He genuinely seems like a good guy who cares about his family and team/players. Hopefully the Jets step it up next year and put their best foot forward.

/Corny puns
//not a Jets fan

04 Jan 2013 10:18 AM
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