I'm of two minds about this.

I agree wholeheartedly.

THAT'S ALL BULLSHIAT, AND YOU KNOW IT

_{Quite frankly, I don't know what to make of this.}

I could go for a really big sandwich right about now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This thread is silly. It's decidedly silly. I tire of these charades.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This thread is silly. It's decidedly silly. I tire of these charades.

I think so Brain, but if played charades over the internet, no one would see us.

simplicimus: I think so Brain, but if played charades over the internet, no one would see us.

*does the Brain glare*

some of my alts disagree

/subby

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.

/Yes, I know.  No need to correct me.

Sybil and Eve say this is a big fat lie.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: simplicimus: I think so Brain, but if played charades over the internet, no one would see us.

*does the Brain glare*

I am fine so long as we all remember to take our meds.

Fark you, Subby. You don't speak for me.

/and by me, I mean us

Speaking for myself, we agree.

Give us the precious!!!!

I took a vote, and we disagree.

Excellent. Now I can confound Matlock in dimly lit strip joints, so long as I dont cut my hand. Nevermind my obvious manchin and adams apple.

And we are all together, goo-too g'joob!

Mustn't ask us, not its business.

19 posts in, and already full of more win than most threads 3 times this size. Well played, farkers.

/You're just jealous that the voices only talk to me...

I'm a Mog. I'm my own best friend

Do we really need 3 Fark threads based on this same study?

Together, I can rule the world!!!

why would anybody think i have a multiple personality?

No I don't

Yes I do

SHUT UP!

/did I say that aloud?

dehehn: Do we really need 3 Fark threads based on this same study?

Sure. One for each personality. May even need more threads for some of us.

Multiple personalities? No.

One personality that changes over time? Sure.

As someone with zero personalities, I'm getting a kick out of this thread...

dehehn: Do we really need 3 Fark threads based on this same study?

Is that the royal "we", the forum "we", or the more than one dude rattling around inside your skull "we"?

The other voice in my head said we seen this couple on YouPorn

A very fun and enlightening - groundbreaking even - work that explicates the phenomenon in surprising ways is this book: Mindreal by Robert Ornstein.

We are not amused.

I don't

No, I'm not, are we?

I do

Why does this Post-it note on the fridge smell of entrails?

Shut up!
No, you shut up!

//what's that? The wind...

My younger self was a jerk with poor planning skills who set me up for a lifetime in a career I don't really enjoy. Can I go kick his ass?

We say, much win here.


Not all of us agree.


Well, the majority of me says, much win.

Just because some people are two-faced
or your mood changes...

Doesn't mean that you have multiple personalities.


This would like saying changing your mind often makes you schizo.

We are not bluffing! Some of us are bluffing. But most of us ARE NOT BLUFFING!!

slapmastered: 19 posts in, and already full of more win than most threads 3 times this size. Well played, farkers.

/You're just jealous that the voices only talk to me...

That's where they go when I sleep.

The royal we!

Whenever I meet someone who asks, "Well, what do you do?" I reply, "Well, it all depends on the situation!"

/mwhah-hah-hah

So this means I can keep all 6 of my Fark accounts, right?

anotar: So this means I can keep all 6 of my Fark accounts, right?

Why bother? Among the usual suspects around here, they can go MPS with one account

This is good news. I've hated my personality for a while now, maybe a new one will show up.