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   There were some men from Mashantucket / With $800K in their bucket / The FBI came / To ruin their game / And say, "You're arrested, now suck it"

05 Jan 2013 12:08 PM   |   5306 clicks   |   The Day
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HighlanderRPI     
One little, two little... ah, nevermind

05 Jan 2013 12:14 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
They darker than we are.

05 Jan 2013 12:14 PM
computerguyUT     
Sorry, the mountain of Derp spewed by Farkers makes all others pale in comparison.

05 Jan 2013 12:22 PM
Amos Quito     
FTA: "Under forfeiture allegations contained in the indictments, Steven Thomas, if convicted, faces forfeiture of $739,744, while Michael Thomas, if convicted, must forfeit $102,393 and two personal computers."

And who gets to keep the "forfeited" money? The Feds?


Also: "stealing from an Indian tribal organization"  is one crime, while "stealing from an Indian tribal government receiving federal funds" is a separate crime?

05 Jan 2013 12:28 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
Those two look like they're from the Wannabe tribe.

05 Jan 2013 12:29 PM
StoPPeRmobile    [TotalFark]  

Amos Quito: FTA: "Under forfeiture allegations contained in the indictments, Steven Thomas, if convicted, faces forfeiture of $739,744, while Michael Thomas, if convicted, must forfeit $102,393 and two personal computers."

And who gets to keep the "forfeited" money? The Feds?


Also: "stealing from an Indian tribal organization"  is one crime, while "stealing from an Indian tribal government receiving federal funds" is a separate crime?


So if someone robs a person collecting social security...

05 Jan 2013 12:37 PM
CBob     
800k$? Ok, it may be time for me to see what I can qualify for with my barely measureable percentage of Indian heritage.

/Somehow, Suncloud Casino doesn't inspire visions of great wealth tho

05 Jan 2013 12:44 PM
BeerGraduate     
There were some men from Mashantucket / With $800K in their bucket / The FBI came / To ruin their game And left a big stain

ftfy

05 Jan 2013 12:47 PM
whyaduck    [TotalFark]  
As a longtime resident of the area none of this surprises me.

05 Jan 2013 12:50 PM
Apos     
Superb headline. I presume Maxx Large is subby?

05 Jan 2013 12:55 PM
spman    [TotalFark]  
So it's ok for the Indians to steal from me when I go to Foxwoods and play their crooked card games, but not the other way around? I'm tellin' ya.....

05 Jan 2013 01:31 PM
Mikeyworld     
Ya know, It'd be nice if proscutors would stick to one crime, instead of piling up a whole of indictments to see which ones stick. And one act shouldn't cause three crimes, that asinine.

It only took one three-year term to get the feds attention? And the rubes still elected him again? Drop the case, the tribe deserves him.

05 Jan 2013 01:32 PM
Mikeyworld     
Oh...Quinault Beach Casino, FTW

05 Jan 2013 01:35 PM
Make More Hinjews     

Rufus Lee King: A man from Provincetown, Mass,
Had testicles made out of brass.
He banged them together,
To play "Stormy Weather",
And lightning shot out of his ass.

/apologies to Shary Flenniken fans
//couldn't find the original drawings
///would have gotten me a ban, anyways


A habit both vile and unsavory
Kept the bishop of London in slavery
With lecherous howls
He deflowered owls
Which he kept in an underground aviary

/ I can keep going all night. Bring 'em on, Asimov. ;)

05 Jan 2013 01:52 PM
subsetzero     
There once was a man from Boston
who drove around in an Austin
with room for his ass and a gallon of gas
but his ball$ dragged out and he lost'em

05 Jan 2013 03:13 PM
Bad Spellir     
There was a young man from Bay
who thought that the clap went away
now he has scabies
and brand-legged babies
and thinks he's the queen of the May.

05 Jan 2013 03:22 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Ihazabucket would be a good name for a small fishing port in New England.

05 Jan 2013 05:42 PM
subsetzero     
There once was a man from Ballpeen
who invented a whackoff machine
He stuck in his wang the machine went bang
and whipped his ball$ to cream

05 Jan 2013 06:03 PM
metal_gear     
There once was a thread on Fark
Where limericks were posted for a lark
And the more that I read
I now must concede
You Farkers have turned this to art!

05 Jan 2013 09:03 PM
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