Sybarite: Sure they'll help you, for a price. And let me tell you, you don't want any part of that barbed penis.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: "It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak."The man has a mind like a steel trap
vpb: Pussies can carry quite a bit of cargo.
"A prison spokesperson was quoted by local paper Estado de S. Paulo as saying: "It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak."""Who told you to sneak in the drill bits, meow?"
vpb: MaudlinMutantMollusk: "It's tough to find out who's responsible for the action as the cat doesn't speak."The man has a mind like a steel trap
Ivo Shandor: Has anyone submitted this to stuffonmycat.com yet?
hsburns30: A cat will help you break out of jail only because it wants you to feed it.
odenen: Dogs are babe magnets.
rev. dave: That cat was dead.As they were pulling the tape off it, no movement.
SpiderQueenDemon: I could see my cats doing this. I have one cat who's harness-trained to pull a cord for Cat5e cable through dropped ceilings. They are trainable and can be persuaded to help in many useful tasks, especially in an IT environment. In fact, Babbage and Tesla, the office cats, recently detected and isolated an out-of-spec mouse in the cubicle farm, deactivated it and brought it to the attention (and shoes,) of our Perl expert, purring loudly. They've also handled several bugs since we brought them in, including a spectacularly annoying moth which Tesla ate half of before depositing the remains in my inbox.Office cats, every workplace should have them.
i upped my meds-up yours: Most all cat hate goes back to the hatred of women, hedonists, and nonconformists. Cat haters are Puritans at heart: they're disgusted by anything that lives in peace unearned through misery.
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