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05 Jan 2013 01:01 PM   |   32195 clicks   |   Yahoo
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duffblue     
Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis

05 Jan 2013 12:07 PM
PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
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05 Jan 2013 12:20 PM
wambu     
Camel toe thread?

05 Jan 2013 12:26 PM
Feral_and_Preposterous     
I suspect that you'll really only see them on women who need them. The hotties won't buy into the fad. They will want to flaunt their hard bodies. Move along.

/There's plenty of bikinis down-thread (or will be soon).

05 Jan 2013 12:28 PM
Feral_and_Preposterous     
Philoe: did you slip a dude in there? Whassup?

05 Jan 2013 12:35 PM
PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
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05 Jan 2013 12:48 PM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
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Less likely to get me in trouble?


/I'm okay with this.

05 Jan 2013 12:59 PM
TheDirtyNacho     

duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis



This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.

05 Jan 2013 01:04 PM
olddeegee    [TotalFark]  
Sooo, just the bottoms then?

05 Jan 2013 01:05 PM
Rich Cream     
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05 Jan 2013 01:06 PM
DeltaPunch     

Feral_and_Preposterous: Philoe: did you slip a dude in there? Whassup?


She's probably "English hot" or something...

05 Jan 2013 01:06 PM
Znuh     
1988. This blew the back of my head off.

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05 Jan 2013 01:06 PM
Boudica's War Tampon     
All the things of my youth have passed and I sit and flip my dentures at passers-by. Dammitsomuch.

05 Jan 2013 01:07 PM
Brick-House     
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05 Jan 2013 01:08 PM
Your Average Witty Fark User     

TheDirtyNacho: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.


We get it. Some people who will post in this thread are gay. I guess not all guys are attracted to this:
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05 Jan 2013 01:11 PM
Lanadapter     
I'm doing it wrong

05 Jan 2013 01:11 PM
Langdon_777    [TotalFark]  
I can live with this.

Had a car of five young girls, ALL in bikinis come through my drive through on New Years Eve - three of them were admirable, the other two I admired for their I-don't-care-what-anyone-thinks attitude.

Oh and I got a luvly NYE kiss from a MILF who was jogging by in her one piece (with shorts over the bottom) - she's a regular but it made my night.

05 Jan 2013 01:13 PM
cig-mkr     
Just had to do it!
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05 Jan 2013 01:15 PM
Tyranicle     
It's funny how bikinis were once seen as revolutionary and now women are too fat to show off the revolution so they have to stick with hiding behind cloth. LOSE WEIGHT YOU FAT COONTS!

05 Jan 2013 01:16 PM
Rich Cream     

Brick-House: [teenagefilm.com image 640x477]


oh that bare ass is a banning.

/or not
//that slut

05 Jan 2013 01:16 PM
Reverend Monkeypants     

Your Average Witty Fark User: TheDirtyNacho: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.

We get it. Some people who will post in this thread are gay. I guess not all guys are attracted to this:
[www.thestranger.com image 280x437]


I would hit that, especially if she was funny

05 Jan 2013 01:17 PM
Amos Quito     
I blame FAT people.

05 Jan 2013 01:17 PM
fisker    [TotalFark]  
I blame school shootings.

05 Jan 2013 01:20 PM
God-is-a-Taco     

Reverend Monkeypants:
I would hit that, especially if she was funny


You just might have a chance.
You'll need a shovel, though.

05 Jan 2013 01:21 PM
panfried     
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where swim fashion is heading
//Hot

05 Jan 2013 01:21 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum     
Beyonce wore a Norma Kamali one-piece swimsuit last summer

Why is she wearing a 1 piece? It's not like she gave birth or anything.

05 Jan 2013 01:22 PM
Pie_Cz     

wambu: Camel toe thread?


Tampon string.

05 Jan 2013 01:23 PM
Amos Quito     

TheDirtyNacho: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.


Lights out.

05 Jan 2013 01:25 PM
UNC_Samurai     

Amos Quito: I blame FAT people.


fisker: I blame school shootings.


I blame us not shooting only the fat kids.

05 Jan 2013 01:25 PM
dugitman    [TotalFark]  

Lanadapter: [static.minitokyo.net image 100x100]

Am I doing it right


laf

05 Jan 2013 01:28 PM
jaytkay     
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05 Jan 2013 01:31 PM
Bukharin    [TotalFark]  
Nude swimwear or bust.

05 Jan 2013 01:32 PM
Bob The Nob     

Your Average Witty Fark User: TheDirtyNacho: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.

We get it. Some people who will post in this thread are gay. I guess not all guys are attracted to this:


I'm just imagining the bird's nest that is hiding under that suit.

05 Jan 2013 01:33 PM
ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  

cig-mkr: Just had to do it!
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No. No you didn't

05 Jan 2013 01:34 PM
LeafyGreens     
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05 Jan 2013 01:35 PM
Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  

Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

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Same here. That cover caused a kitten holocaust.
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Going classic

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05 Jan 2013 01:38 PM
Amos Quito     

Bukharin: Nude swimwear or

AND bust.

/Better

05 Jan 2013 01:40 PM
Lernaeus     
Swimsuits are the dumbest garments ever.

Here, let me change into something that's going to get wet and be all uncomfortable when I get out, that's still wet when I get out of the water, then have to change out of and dry off again before getting dressed.

Just swim naked. Nobody looks any worse naked than they do in a swimsuit - ugly's ugly and fat's fat.

05 Jan 2013 01:40 PM
MFAWG     

Your Average Witty Fark User: TheDirtyNacho: duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


This. For most women, it's sexier when some things are left to imagination.

We get it. Some people who will post in this thread are gay. I guess not all guys are attracted to this:
[www.thestranger.com image 280x437]


That is an attractive woman.

Primitive Screwhead: Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

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Same here. That cover caused a kitten holocaust.
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Going classic

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So is that one, and people forget how lovely she has always been. Also glad to see she chose to age naturally, but it's easy when you start off like that.

05 Jan 2013 01:42 PM
KillAllHumans     

Primitive Screwhead: Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

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Same here. That cover caused a kitten holocaust.
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Going classic

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hoooahhh now that's what i'm talking about!

05 Jan 2013 01:42 PM
blatz514     

Primitive Screwhead: Znuh: 1988. This blew the back of my head off.

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Same here. That cover caused a kitten holocaust.
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Going classic


Kitten Holocaust

Great band name

05 Jan 2013 01:44 PM
Valiente     

duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


Oblig.


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05 Jan 2013 01:46 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses     
So it's up to me to do this...

I will not sacrifice the bikini. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They make the women wear one pieces and we fall back. They cover entire breasts including cleavage and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.

05 Jan 2013 01:46 PM
fisker    [TotalFark]  
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05 Jan 2013 01:48 PM
Mystery Vortex     
Some fit women like covering up because they just want to go swimming without being ogled by creeps, imagine that.

05 Jan 2013 01:51 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache     
Because fat people abuse fashion...

05 Jan 2013 01:52 PM
ultraholland     
No, no they won't.

05 Jan 2013 01:53 PM
Cottage Cheesecake     

Representative of the unwashed masses: So it's up to me to do this...

I will not sacrifice the bikini. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They make the women wear one pieces and we fall back. They cover entire breasts including cleavage and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make them pay for what they've done.


MEh...considering that this is a Yahoo article and is therefore probably just another inflammatory, fabricated piece of dreck designed only to cover ad hits on a slow news week, I don't really think we have anything to worry about.

Long live the micro!

05 Jan 2013 01:55 PM
inglixthemad     

duffblue: Thank god, tired of seeing muffin tops and other women who have no business wearing bikinis


Pretty much. The human Bon Bons gross me out.

05 Jan 2013 01:55 PM
brukmann     
In other news, many women are still obsessed with optimizing their look to attract a mate. So, no.

05 Jan 2013 01:56 PM
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