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   If you buy $300 worth of crack cocaine, don't call the police after you've smoked more than half of it and suddenly regret your purchase

07 Jan 2013 06:06 PM   |   4189 clicks   |   Cleveland Plain Dealer
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
"don't call police"

It sounds like those police did him a solid. They didn't arrest him and entangle him with court bullshiat. They got him to a place where he could get help.

07 Jan 2013 03:20 PM
farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
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07 Jan 2013 03:28 PM
Apos     

farkingismybusiness: [t3.gstatic.com image 272x185]


Over in two. Kill the lights on your way out.

07 Jan 2013 04:51 PM
tallguywithglasseson    [TotalFark]  
The police took the man to University Hospitals for a psychiatric evaluation. The man agreed to be taken to the hospital.

That's by far the most shocking part of the story, sadly.

07 Jan 2013 05:15 PM
KrispyKritter     

Because People in power are Stupid: "don't call police"

It sounds like those police did him a solid. They didn't arrest him and entangle him with court bullshiat. They got him to a place where he could get help.


the power for police to use their better judgement needs to b restored. seems like too often their hands are tied and they would get in trouble, when using common old school sense would be just fine.

07 Jan 2013 06:10 PM
Jabberwookiee     
Handle your shiat, Fabius, please...

07 Jan 2013 06:12 PM
ongbok    [TotalFark]  

Because People in power are Stupid: "don't call police"

It sounds like those police did him a solid. They didn't arrest him and entangle him with court bullshiat. They got him to a place where he could get help.


I'm pretty sure a prosecutor is going to be charging him soon.

07 Jan 2013 06:13 PM
Kumana Wanalaia     
FARK: the police actually helped him

07 Jan 2013 06:13 PM
phrawgh     
What the hell is wrong with people?

07 Jan 2013 06:13 PM
carnifex2005     
Lightweight.

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That's only like, two rocks of crack.

07 Jan 2013 06:14 PM
Solid State Vittles     
I wonder if the police told him that every little thing crack does is magic.

07 Jan 2013 06:19 PM
deamonbutterfly     
he has no idea how to smoke crack properly... what a boring night! he could have tried selling it on Crisgalist, and had an undercover cop, a helicopter, a news team, a foot chase over a freeway with oncoming traffic, then hid under some trees in a suburban neighborhood, and topped the night off with a few hops over some fences and landing face down in a driveway 4 feet from his own house with a dog gnawing on his leg.... what a dummy. no wonder they took him to the loony bin.

07 Jan 2013 06:24 PM
VivianVivisect     

Kumana Wanalaia: FARK: the police actually helped him


This

07 Jan 2013 07:17 PM
karmaceutical     
This story is kind of sad... hope this person gets their head together. They are in a good place for it though, Northeast OH has a ton of support options for people who want to get sober.

07 Jan 2013 07:34 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
two crocks of rack


CRACK cocaine!!!
nom nom nomo on

07 Jan 2013 07:44 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Am I imagining things or are submitters getting stupider?

07 Jan 2013 07:47 PM
SwiftFox     
They should reward the police with this being less paperwork than any other case disposition. That's always appreciated.

07 Jan 2013 08:04 PM
Farce-Side    [TotalFark]  

carnifex2005: Lightweight.

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That's only like, two rocks of crack.


Came for this. Leaving kind of jumpy, sweaty, and unusually paranoid.

07 Jan 2013 08:39 PM
offmymeds     
Cleveland Heights police received a call the morning of Dec. 20 from the man who said he had about $100 worth of the crack remaining and he wanted to give it to police.

Dissatisfied with the quality maybe? Write to The Consumerist!

08 Jan 2013 01:49 AM
tbhouston     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Am I imagining things or are submitters getting stupider?


most of the smart ones followed Will Wheaton to reddit.. sorry

08 Jan 2013 08:51 AM
Pangea     

carnifex2005:
That's only like, two rocks of crack.


Right now we're running a two for one special.

08 Jan 2013 01:33 PM
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