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Ed Finnerty: So the Shroud of Turin may be the Toilet Paper of Turin?
vpb: This is his poo!
Peaceboy: I dunno, I think if I had the ability to turn water into wine I'd also do something about that emergency roadside diarrhea.
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Hack Patooey: Peaceboy: I dunno, I think if I had the ability to turn water into wine I'd also do something about that emergency roadside diarrhea.Where do you think all those loaves and fishes came from?
Parthenogenetic: downstairs: [www.jimbo.info image 558x220][i.imgur.com image 600x396]
Vegan Meat Popsicle: Johnnie Moore is ... a professor of religion and vice president at Liberty University.You're asking me to read an awful lot of words about something that happened 2000 years ago when those words come from a guy who is completely unqualified to talk about anything that happened on this planet before he was about five years old...
TwilightZone: How can a purely fictional character have any disease? That's like saying Zeus had gallstones.
HAMMERTOE: Holy Hershey squirts, Batman!
Brian Ryanberger: Is this the thread where liberals make fun of Jesus and get themselves put on a list of people going to hell?
Supes: TwilightZone: How can a purely fictional character have any disease? That's like saying Zeus had gallstones.There's more evidence for a historical Jesus than an historical Zeus... Whether he was divine or not, you can make a credible argument an individual named Jesus existed.
Millennium: The Judeo-Christian God is pretty big on cleanliness, both ritual and physical. The technology of the time obviously limited what one could do compared to today; Jesus had no Sonicare, no antibacterial soap, and (probably) no clue what a loofah was. But he probably still had better personal hygiene than half the Politics tab.
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