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   Meet the man who had sex with a dolphin, among other animals, who is also sad he cannot get a job

07 Jan 2013 06:46 PM   |   19078 clicks   |   SF Weekly
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St_Francis_P     
I'm not sure if that beats sex with an armadillo, or not.

07 Jan 2013 02:56 PM
Earpj     
To be fair, a male dolphin will rape people, which is why "Swimming with Dolphins" is usually female dolphins only.

/Haven't read the article yet.

07 Jan 2013 03:07 PM
phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.

07 Jan 2013 03:15 PM
Nothing To See Here     
He did WHAT on porpoise?

07 Jan 2013 03:20 PM
Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
Hey it was a FEMALE dolphin. It's not like he was a homo or something.

07 Jan 2013 03:26 PM
MrBallou    [TotalFark]  
FTFA - "gently stroking one of the two cats occupying the room with us".

That's just sick. The guy never stops.

07 Jan 2013 03:28 PM
Ed Finnerty     

phlegmmo: Maybe he should think about animal husbandry as a career.


He doesn't want to be tied down.

07 Jan 2013 03:33 PM
I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Flipper?  You flip 'er...

07 Jan 2013 03:34 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Unuh. Unuhunuh. Unuh.
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07 Jan 2013 03:37 PM
NowhereMon     
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07 Jan 2013 03:54 PM
Sock Ruh Tease     
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07 Jan 2013 03:59 PM
Forlorne Greene     
Maybe he was just looking for some tuna but got caught in a net with a dolphin.

07 Jan 2013 04:02 PM
St_Francis_P     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Unuh. Unuhunuh. Unuh.
[www.follybeach.com image 499x297]


Those seductive eyes. Quit tempting me, you hussy of the sea!

07 Jan 2013 04:05 PM
serpent_sky    [TotalFark]  

St_Francis_P: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Unuh. Unuhunuh. Unuh.
[www.follybeach.com image 499x297]

Those seductive eyes. Quit tempting me, you hussy of the sea!


Actually, if you read the article, that's pretty much what he says. Also, the dolphin had "a reputation".

/I wish I was kidding
//I also wish I could un-read something

07 Jan 2013 04:14 PM
reported    [TotalFark]  
Mr. Brenner, we're going to be covering a lot of subjects in great deal of detail over the course of thi interview, but I'd like to begin completely out of context by asking you one question, more than any other, almost every American and people all over the world want me to ask. Did you put it in the blowhole or the va-jay-jay?

It was vaginal sex. Vaginal sex. Blowholes are for breathing. Sometimes male dolphins do each other in the blowhole, but you wouldn't find me trying to do that.


Well, of course not, because sticking it in the blowhole would be gay.

/ Usually I'd say NTTAWWT but in this case....

07 Jan 2013 04:16 PM
Godscrack     
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Hey y'all.

07 Jan 2013 04:24 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  

Godscrack: [img708.imageshack.us image 628x476]
Hey y'all.


Given the content of TFA, I should have expected to see this meme in here.

07 Jan 2013 04:31 PM
Ghastly    [TotalFark]  
He's too old to be a dolphin whore now.

07 Jan 2013 04:36 PM
coco ebert     
That guy totally doesn't look like he does sexytimes with a dolphin. Nuh-uh. Nope.

07 Jan 2013 04:45 PM
2xhelix    [TotalFark]  
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07 Jan 2013 04:48 PM
Apos     
*scans headline*

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07 Jan 2013 04:56 PM
sammyk     
20 comments and no Red Hot Chilli Peppers reference. For shame farkers, for shame

07 Jan 2013 04:57 PM
markie_farkie    [TotalFark]  
Don Knotts would have been impressed.

07 Jan 2013 05:02 PM
Dinjiin     
Proof that all dolphins want do is to muck about in the water in order to have a good time.


/So long and thanks for all the fish

07 Jan 2013 05:10 PM
Ed Finnerty     
This dolphin would like a word. Then a turn.

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07 Jan 2013 05:36 PM
fusillade762     
Once you go blowhole...

07 Jan 2013 06:13 PM
jehovahs witness protection    [TotalFark]  
HMMM...midget dolphin BDSM

07 Jan 2013 06:17 PM
KrispyKritter     
No Hank Hill? Fark! I am disappoint.

07 Jan 2013 06:47 PM
red5ish     
Ya know, I've read a lot of icky stuff on the internet, but I'm not gonna read about this guy.

07 Jan 2013 06:49 PM
LargeCanine     
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07 Jan 2013 06:50 PM
Smeggy Smurf     
He could get a job in a sex lab

07 Jan 2013 06:51 PM
clowncar on fire     
It can never be said enough- you want good oral sex don't date a dolphin. And that blowhole thing: it's not what you think it's for.

07 Jan 2013 06:54 PM
Chevello     
Maybe dolphin sex doesn't fit in with some company cultures.

07 Jan 2013 06:55 PM
mayIFark     
He could get a reality show at MTV.

07 Jan 2013 06:56 PM
MagSeven    [TotalFark]  
I had a picture of what this guy would look like before I clicked. Not dead on, but pretty close.
/nice sweater, unemployed dolphin-farker.

07 Jan 2013 06:57 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
They killed flipper?

/obscure?

07 Jan 2013 06:59 PM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Dolphin-farking pervert cannot get a job.
Nothing to see here, citizen.

07 Jan 2013 06:59 PM
ryant123    [TotalFark]  
I think I read this in a Carl Hiaasen book once.

07 Jan 2013 07:01 PM
GoldSpider     
San Francisco. What a surprise.

07 Jan 2013 07:01 PM
spiralscratch     
Does not approve:
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07 Jan 2013 07:05 PM
Bslim     
Interspecies erotica thread!

07 Jan 2013 07:06 PM
gadian     
So dolphin farking makes him not a good fit with the cultures of many offices? This one I can stand behind because, eww, dolphin farking. At least try and be respectable about your beast farking.

07 Jan 2013 07:07 PM
bugmn99     
So it never got kinky?

Isn't sex with a dolphin kinky enough, Matt?


Ok, I lol'd.

07 Jan 2013 07:08 PM
Jeff_in_ATL     
What the fark did I just read...

07 Jan 2013 07:09 PM
demonfaerie     
FTFA: Brenner was raised in a family that believed in the works of Wilhelm Reich, the Austrian psychoanalyst who believed in preventing the "armoring" of children from birth through a process called "vegetotherapy," which looked to establish a patient's "orgasm reflex" and "orgastic potency," which Reich described as "The ability for total surrender to the involuntary contractions of the organism and the complete discharge of the excitation at the acme of the genital embrace."

I kind of feel bad for the guy, he was molested at a young age, and was forced into a cult. His parents never did anything about it. No wonder he is screwed up. Since the cult had to deal with psychology, he probably has huge trust issues with the field to get any sort of help.

07 Jan 2013 07:09 PM
Dalek Caan's doomed mistress     
Well, at least he didn't drop acid with the dolphin while trying to make it learn English.

/government experiments are hilarious
//Source, item 4

07 Jan 2013 07:10 PM
edgesrealm     
He should write a Broadway Play...

Dolphinf*cker, The Musical

It's be huge...-ly empty during it's run!

// LOLING at this

07 Jan 2013 07:11 PM
the_vegetarian_cannibal     
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07 Jan 2013 07:11 PM
KhamanV     
This isn't that weird creeper that was on reddit, was it?

...That sounds really vague, actually.

07 Jan 2013 07:12 PM
OniExpress    [TotalFark]  

bugmn99: So it never got kinky?

Isn't sex with a dolphin kinky enough, Matt?

Ok, I lol'd.


So did I. A lot.

07 Jan 2013 07:12 PM
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