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07 Jan 2013 05:40 PM   |   14309 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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ringersol     
So... "The 7 ways that (overconsumption of) alcohol interferes with sex" ?

07 Jan 2013 05:43 PM
Pinner     
The blender falls into the hot tub while plugged in?

07 Jan 2013 05:43 PM
APE992    [TotalFark]  

ringersol: So... "The 7 ways that (overconsumption of) alcohol interferes with sex" ?


That is what I was thinking as I've never had a problem getting it up totally trashed.

07 Jan 2013 05:44 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
The 7 ways that alcohol interferes with sex.

5, the last two are good things - people read before they submit right?

07 Jan 2013 05:46 PM
TheAlgebraist     
5. Vaginal Dryness
While alcohol may lubricate a social interaction, it does nothing to lubricate a woman's vagina.


Where are you putting it?

07 Jan 2013 05:47 PM
dj_spanmaster    [TotalFark]  
I suffer from chronic low blood pressure, and its dehydrating nature leads me to have hangovers from even just one or two drinks if I don't plan well enough. Drunk sex is thus generally a no-go - as a guy, gotta have blood pressure to make things work.

07 Jan 2013 05:47 PM
pute kisses like a man     
typical. alcohol, always the double edged sword

07 Jan 2013 05:47 PM
Killer Cars     
The piercing look of disappointment and disgust glaring at you during an embarrassing and ill-timed bout of whiskey dick is all it takes for you to learn to drink in moderation. Can't say I've personally experienced vaginal dryness, however.

07 Jan 2013 05:47 PM
madgonad     
3-4 Lemon Drops interfere with my wife's plan to not have sex.

07 Jan 2013 05:47 PM
CygnusDarius     
8.- Beer goggles.

07 Jan 2013 05:48 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
1. Alcohol is a central nervous system depressant. Alcohol acts by inhibiting parts of the central nervous system important for sexual arousal and orgasm -- respiration, circulation and sensitivity of nerve endings.

IOW make farking seem carefree and easy but make my peepee feel like nothing's happening.

07 Jan 2013 05:48 PM
lennavan     
4. Delayed Ejaculation
In 2004, a study found 11% of alcohol users were likely to have problems reaching orgasm. The men had difficulty ejaculating while the women needed much more stimulation to have an orgasm than women who had little or nothing to drink.


Some women may not view that as a problem.

07 Jan 2013 05:49 PM
kombat_unit     

madgonad: 3-4 Lemon Drops interfere with my wife's plan to not have sex.


Well done! When's the divorce?

07 Jan 2013 05:50 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
Hm. Well, now I know what I'm doing with my weekend.

07 Jan 2013 05:53 PM
Broktun     
Alcohol was also used for pregnant women having premature contractions.
It is a smooth muscle relaxant.

It was also a Jack Daniels IV used in the first porn I watched: Rx for Sex
| a long time ago, in a galaxy far away

07 Jan 2013 05:55 PM
BigLuca    [TotalFark]  

dj_spanmaster: I suffer from chronic low blood pressure, and its dehydrating nature leads me to have hangovers from even just one or two drinks if I don't plan well enough. Drunk sex is thus generally a no-go - as a guy, gotta have blood pressure to make things work.


You sound skinny.

07 Jan 2013 05:56 PM
Contents Under Pressure     
Sexing a drunk is like trying to push a wet rope uphill.

Then, having him vomit all over your bathroom after missing the seat and then denying that's his collage of vomit and urine is his doing (Did the CAT throw up half a pizza and a six pack? Uh NO.) is a bit of a dampener to the Mood.

07 Jan 2013 05:57 PM
SlagginOff     
Drunk sex is wonderful.

07 Jan 2013 05:57 PM
kmt11     
If it weren't for alcohol I'd never get laid.

07 Jan 2013 05:58 PM
Now I Is!     
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and
urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes
away the performance: therefore, much drink
may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:
it makes him, and it mars him; it sets
him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,
and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and
not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him
in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

07 Jan 2013 05:59 PM
Pinner     

Broktun: Alcohol was also used for pregnant women having premature contractions.
It is a smooth muscle relaxant.

It was also a Jack Daniels IV used in the first porn I watched: Rx for Sex
| a long time ago, in a galaxy far away


Mother in law was given Everclear in the hospital with her last one (7th) She was pretty much buzzed for about a month at end of term. In Utah.

07 Jan 2013 05:59 PM
deamonbutterfly     
6. Treatment for PE?

You mean I could have had drunken sex count as a credit for PhysEd class?

07 Jan 2013 06:00 PM
Glancing Blow     
Having looked at thousands of women I can assure alcohol does not prevent erections.

07 Jan 2013 06:00 PM
JesseL     
My wife almost never drinks, but after we went to a friends birthday party and she decided to imbibe (enough that I had to carry her through the parking lot) I was repeatedly mauled later that night and it was good.

I'd say that in certain cases the lowering of inhibitions will most definitely outweigh all the physiological drawbacks of alcohol.

07 Jan 2013 06:01 PM
subaracer     
Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

07 Jan 2013 06:01 PM
dj_spanmaster    [TotalFark]  

BigLuca: dj_spanmaster: I suffer from chronic low blood pressure, and its dehydrating nature leads me to have hangovers from even just one or two drinks if I don't plan well enough. Drunk sex is thus generally a no-go - as a guy, gotta have blood pressure to make things work.

You sound skinny.


Not terribly. 185, 6'. Both of my parents have low BP, so I figure it was just genetically likely.

07 Jan 2013 06:02 PM
KrispyKritter     
1. dozens of me droogies who gained first hand knowledge of crabs, the clap and the drip after drunken trysts with whomever.
2. dozens of would-be rock stars i grew up with that had to quit & get full time jobs and sell the custom van/Trans Am/motorcycle thanks to fathering unplanned babby, unwanted marriage, wives who stop putting out
3. dozen and a half guys i knew who wound up with police records following drunken shenanigans, girls moms didn't want daughter going out with "those types", no sex no date
4. dozens of guys who wound up dead over my lifetime thanks to drunk driving and or drunk drivers, no sex when dead
5. handful of fellows i know became hardcore lifelong (short life) alcoholics, no longer able to perform right
6. untold frustration of millions of men pissing away their pay packet on girls who then laugh and say "thanks for the drinks" while leaving, no head
7. maybe twice drinking too much, whisky dick can't work

07 Jan 2013 06:02 PM
Swingbaby     
I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.

07 Jan 2013 06:03 PM
suthrnrunt     

Contents Under Pressure: Sexing a drunk is like trying to push a wet rope uphill.

Then, having him vomit all over your bathroom after missing the seat and then denying that's his collage of vomit and urine is his doing (Did the CAT throw up half a pizza and a six pack? Uh NO.) is a bit of a dampener to the Mood.


BUT you can change him!

07 Jan 2013 06:11 PM
Mr.Hawk     

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


I like the cut of your jib

07 Jan 2013 06:12 PM
Smeggy Smurf     
#4 is true. If you're farking a fat and ugly broad while shiatfaced it can take a long time to bust a nut

/don't judge me
//drunks need sexing too

07 Jan 2013 06:13 PM
Ohlookabutterfly     
How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.

07 Jan 2013 06:19 PM
slayer199    [TotalFark]  
Uh, after 30-35, stuff doesn't work as well when you're drunk.  Of course, that's a good thing because it prevents you from having a coyote fark.

07 Jan 2013 06:20 PM
SDRR     

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


Can I come drink at your house?

07 Jan 2013 06:26 PM
CreativeFarkHandle     
I"ve experienced 4 befre. notf uny

07 Jan 2013 06:27 PM
omeganuepsilon    [TotalFark]  

Contents Under Pressure: Sexing a drunk is like trying to push a wet rope uphill.

Then, having him vomit all over your bathroom after missing the seat and then denying that's his collage of vomit and urine is his doing (Did the CAT throw up half a pizza and a six pack? Uh NO.) is a bit of a dampener to the Mood.


You sure know how to pick them.

/that's the sound of your profile getting clicked by the Fark populace.

ringersol: So... "The 7 ways that (overconsumption of) alcohol can interfere with sex" ?


Cleaned that up some.

It's like how non-smokers will argue up and down their claim of now cigs will make your dick not work.

Scare journalism at it's finest.

Vehement anti-drinkers will(and do I suppose), use this as an argument for not drinking.

Does =/= can

Everything overdone can have that negative impact, eventually.

Where's Ric Romero?

07 Jan 2013 06:31 PM
amquelbettamin     

JesseL: My wife almost never drinks, but after we went to a friends birthday party and she decided to imbibe (enough that I had to carry her through the parking lot) I was repeatedly mauled later that night and it was good.

I'd say that in certain cases the lowering of inhibitions will most definitely outweigh all the physiological drawbacks of alcohol.


I agree you wife is better in bed drunk. After you fell asleep you should have seen the nasty she put on me. It was sweeeet!

07 Jan 2013 06:46 PM
viscountalpha     

CreativeFarkHandle: I"ve experienced 4 befre. notf uny


Put the keyboard down! Go sleep off that alcohol.

07 Jan 2013 06:50 PM
Pie_Cz     
Alcohol Cocaine

07 Jan 2013 06:53 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Didn't RTA

Is Whiskeydick mentioned?

07 Jan 2013 06:54 PM
Swingbaby     

SDRR: Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.

Can I come drink at your house?


Can u buzz like a Hitachi?

07 Jan 2013 06:56 PM
amquelbettamin     

kendelrio: Swingbaby: SDRR: Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.

Can I come drink at your house?

Can u buzz like a Hitachi?

No, but I can hammer an 8" spike through a 2x4 with my penis..,,,

/happy hammering


Looks like that last guy made an ass-umption about your gender

07 Jan 2013 06:59 PM
clowncar on fire     

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


It would help with the visualization process if you had posted a few pics of yourself in your profile- for research of course.

07 Jan 2013 07:09 PM
clowncar on fire     

slayer199: Uh, after 30-35, stuff doesn't work as well when you're drunk.  Of course, that's a good thing because it prevents you from having a coyote fark.


I've never gone to bed with an ugly girl, but sure in hell have woken up with a few. That's how it works. Noone would concievable be that desperate going into a one nighter knowing that they would foreseeably have to gnaw their own arm off in an all out attempt at escape without waking them.

07 Jan 2013 07:13 PM
farkin_noob     
I drink lots and fark. I've never had an issue. But then I'm a pro at the whole alcoholic thing.

07 Jan 2013 07:22 PM
CigaretteSmokingMan     
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07 Jan 2013 07:22 PM
Dreyelle    [TotalFark]  
4. Delayed Ejaculation
In 2004, a study found 11% of alcohol users were likely to have problems reaching orgasm. The men had difficulty ejaculating while the women needed much more stimulation to have an orgasm than women who had little or nothing to drink.


Works for me.

5. Vaginal Dryness

If he goes down, then this isn't an issue. AmIrite ladies?

07 Jan 2013 07:30 PM
fappomatic     

Swingbaby: I like to see how drunk I can get my hubby, and then rape-rape him repeatedly to see if I can get him off. It's a fun game I like to play for the challenge. And if he passes out I have a Hitachi to keep me company.


Has he asked about your bulk orders of olive oil cooking spray?

07 Jan 2013 07:31 PM
iron de havilland    [TotalFark]  

Ohlookabutterfly: How did I know the article was going to be written by a female sex/relationship therapist? And what man in his right mind lets his girl drag him to a female relationship therapist? Isn't one perpetually disappointed, greedy, emasculating self-esteem killer barking in your ear enough?

/no, my hunny-bunny does NOT have a fark account or know the name of mine.


Jesus, could you make it any more clear that you hate women?

/Based on that post, you also sound kind of closet gay though, if that's any consolation.

07 Jan 2013 07:44 PM
Deep Contact     
It's hard to drink while humping.

07 Jan 2013 07:45 PM
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