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10 Jan 2013 04:22 AM   |   3361 clicks   |   My Fox DC
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calbert    [TotalFark]  
'florida' tag exists for a reason subby.

Learn it.
Know it.
Live it.

09 Jan 2013 10:44 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
Or do, but don't expect to live long.

10 Jan 2013 04:24 AM
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drjekel_mrhyde     
What if I bring one to a orgy?

10 Jan 2013 04:27 AM
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bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  

drjekel_mrhyde: What if I bring one to a orgy?


It's usually alright, but it seems like you have to drive to Iowa to find a decent cow orgy, anymore.

10 Jan 2013 04:38 AM
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StoPPeRmobile     
Ban cattle prods!

10 Jan 2013 05:30 AM
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Bigdogdaddy     
Maybe it would be excessive force to shoot him, but shouldn't he at least be shot for being a mega-dumass?

10 Jan 2013 05:36 AM
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sloshed_again     
He needed a cap in the ass so to think about it.

10 Jan 2013 05:41 AM
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heypete     

drjekel_mrhyde: What if I bring one to a orgy?


Go on...

10 Jan 2013 05:52 AM
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Aussie_As     

StoPPeRmobile: Ban cattle prods!


Came here to say this. The obvious response is that today's cattle prod probably resembles ye olde musket more than modern assault rifle does in terms of general effectiveness and thus is arguably more deserving of 2nd amendment protections than a Bushmaster as far as the intention of the authors of the US Constitution is concerned (South Park-esque debate about such intentions aside).

Bring on the National Cattle Prod Association.

10 Jan 2013 05:56 AM
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danielscissorhands     
Subby, i do not appreciate your brand of humor.

10 Jan 2013 06:05 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

Aussie_As: StoPPeRmobile: Ban cattle prods!

Came here to say this. The obvious response is that today's cattle prod probably resembles ye olde musket more than modern assault rifle does in terms of general effectiveness and thus is arguably more deserving of 2nd amendment protections than a Bushmaster as far as the intention of the authors of the US Constitution is concerned (South Park-esque debate about such intentions aside).

Bring on the National Cattle Prod Association.


Google: Bushmaster= Bushmaster Firearms International (for those of us who don't know what the fark)

KritterDictionary: Bushmaster= what KrispyKritter was in youthful bachelor days long ago

10 Jan 2013 06:16 AM
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bamajohn251     
and that's no bull.

10 Jan 2013 06:36 AM
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Aussie_As     

KrispyKritter: Aussie_As: StoPPeRmobile: Ban cattle prods!

Came here to say this. The obvious response is that today's cattle prod probably resembles ye olde musket more than modern assault rifle does in terms of general effectiveness and thus is arguably more deserving of 2nd amendment protections than a Bushmaster as far as the intention of the authors of the US Constitution is concerned (South Park-esque debate about such intentions aside).

Bring on the National Cattle Prod Association.

Google: Bushmaster= Bushmaster Firearms International (for those of us who don't know what the fark)

KritterDictionary: Bushmaster= what KrispyKritter was in youthful bachelor days long ago


I'm pleading guilty to just trying to sound clever having read the term Bushmaster in a few article following some recent appalling shootings in the US. I actually know nothing about guns.

Bush on the other hand I certainly appreciate. I could get really corny and claim to be a lover not a fighter but it's simply more accurate to say I have a bit of a fetish about hairy rather than bald.

Thanks for turning this thread in the right direction dude.

10 Jan 2013 06:36 AM
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david_gaithersburg     
Drew will be pissed when he sees that someone greenlit this.

10 Jan 2013 06:45 AM
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Fail in Human Form     

david_gaithersburg: Drew will be pissed when he sees that someone greenlit this.


I take it there's a gun thread "ban" now?

10 Jan 2013 07:07 AM
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david_gaithersburg     

Fail in Human Form: david_gaithersburg: Drew will be pissed when he sees that someone greenlit this.

I take it there's a gun thread "ban" now?


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Nah, a ban on the basic human right of self preservation.

10 Jan 2013 07:23 AM
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KingVJ     
I thought the cattle prod would win out on this one.

10 Jan 2013 07:28 AM
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SockMonkeyHolocaust     
Not unless your name is Chigurgh.

10 Jan 2013 07:30 AM
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hasty ambush     

david_gaithersburg: Fail in Human Form: david_gaithersburg: Drew will be pissed when he sees that someone greenlit this.

I take it there's a gun thread "ban" now?


No, just ones about private citizens using them to defend lives and or property. Similar to the run up to the election and trying to get a post green lit that was not favorable to Obama or unfavorable to Romney. It is Drew's website he can censor it how he wants, It is sort of like MSNBC or a bizarro Fox News
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Nah, a ban on the basic human right of self preservation.

Haven't you heard? The 2nd Amendment is about hunting and the National Guard

"Arms in the hands of individual citizens may be used at individual discretion in private self-defense." (John Adams, A Defense of the Constitutions of Government of the United States of America [1787-1788])

"Resistance to sudden violence, for the preservation not only of my person, my limbs, and life, but of my property, is an indisputable right of nature which I have never surrendered to the public by the compact of society, and which perhaps, I could not surrender if I would." (John Adams, Boston Gazette, Sept. 5, 1763, reprinted in The Works of John Adams 438 [Charles F. Adams ed., 1851])

10 Jan 2013 08:42 AM
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DeathCipris     
www.espressob2b.com

/Fark, I am dissapoint.

10 Jan 2013 08:59 AM
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pseudoscience     

Aussie_As: StoPPeRmobile: Ban cattle prods!

Came here to say this. The obvious response is that today's cattle prod probably resembles ye olde musket more than modern assault rifle does in terms of general effectiveness and thus is arguably more deserving of 2nd amendment protections than a Bushmaster as far as the intention of the authors of the US Constitution is concerned (South Park-esque debate about such intentions aside).

Bring on the National Cattle Prod Association.


Although the story would be twice as amusing had the clerk pulled a cattle prod in response.

10 Jan 2013 09:31 AM
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RickN99     
That clerk obviously is a pussy and has a very small penis. A REAL man wouldn't grab a gun, he'd go mano-a-mano with the bad guy, besting him with superior martial arts skills.

/only pussies are better armed than the criminals attacking them
//I learned that on Fark

10 Jan 2013 09:42 AM
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Jeros_Kinslayer     
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10 Jan 2013 09:50 AM
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hasty ambush     

RickN99: That clerk obviously is a pussy and has a very small penis. A REAL man wouldn't grab a gun, he'd go mano-a-mano with the bad guy, besting him with superior martial arts skills.

/only pussies are better armed than the criminals attacking them
//I learned that on Fark

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Then you have learned nothing. According to Fark the clerks first move should have been to talk to and attempt to reason with criminal. If that a failed the clerk should have attempted to run away. If unable to do that the clerk should have submitted to whatever the criminal wanted and then dialed 911 at the first opportunity providing he/her survived the encounter.

"Whatever they are, victim disarmers are not concerned neighborhood moms with whom you've amiably agreed to disagree. They're...lying, thieving parasites who'd rather see a woman raped in an alley and strangled with her own pantyhose than see her with a gun in her hand." -- L. Neil Smith & Aaron Zelman, "A Blueprint for Ending Gun Control"

10 Jan 2013 10:12 AM
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Kiriyama9000     
pseudoscience:
"Although the story would be twice as amusing had the clerk pulled a cattle prod in response."

That'd be a shocking turn of events.

10 Jan 2013 11:09 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     
No patience with your cattle prod, boy ...

warincontext.org

10 Jan 2013 11:41 AM
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