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   Button thief continues to plague thrift shop. OH, SNAP

10 Jan 2013 05:30 AM   |   2778 clicks   |   The Tennessean
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shanrick    [TotalFark]  
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,
You can go with this,
Or you can go with that,

10 Jan 2013 12:08 AM
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juvandy     
Excellent subby. That's gotta be the best use ever of that horrible phrase

10 Jan 2013 05:41 AM
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danielscissorhands     
Sew what!

10 Jan 2013 06:02 AM
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No Time To Explain     
Well at least he seems punctual, and shows up on time?

/right on the button

10 Jan 2013 06:04 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
Q:  What is the difference between a tailor and a psychiatrist?
A:  A generation

10 Jan 2013 06:11 AM
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danielscissorhands     

KrispyKritter: Q:  What is the difference between a tailor and a psychiatrist?
A:  A generation


I am not understanding your joke.

Did you somehow get confused and use the punchline from another joke?

10 Jan 2013 06:25 AM
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Omnis_evil_twin     
Damn it, Grandma....

Sorry, guys. I'll talk to her.

10 Jan 2013 06:26 AM
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DiRF     
Someone is stealing Button? Poor McLaren... first they lose Hamilton, now this...

10 Jan 2013 06:41 AM
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citizenj     
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket...

10 Jan 2013 06:48 AM
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JustMatt     

danielscissorhands: KrispyKritter: Q:  What is the difference between a tailor and a psychiatrist?
A:  A generation

I am not understanding your joke.

Did you somehow get confused and use the punchline from another joke?


I'm guessing that in itself is the punchline? Did people talk to their tailors about their problems while standing around getting measured and fitted? I've never really been to a tailor so I'm just guessing.

10 Jan 2013 06:50 AM
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danielscissorhands     

JustMatt: danielscissorhands: KrispyKritter: Q:  What is the difference between a tailor and a psychiatrist?
A:  A generation

I am not understanding your joke.

Did you somehow get confused and use the punchline from another joke?

I'm guessing that in itself is the punchline? Did people talk to their tailors about their problems while standing around getting measured and fitted? I've never really been to a tailor so I'm just guessing.


Ok, that would make sense.

Who knew they could be such an understanding bunch...

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10 Jan 2013 07:09 AM
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AbbeySomeone     
Some vintage buttons can fetch a pretty penny but ruining the clothes to remove them is just rude.

10 Jan 2013 07:30 AM
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darth_badger     

danielscissorhands: KrispyKritter: Q:  What is the difference between a tailor and a psychiatrist?
A:  A generation

I am not understanding your joke.

Did you somehow get confused and use the punchline from another joke?


Both are Jewish?

10 Jan 2013 07:36 AM
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ChrisDe     

AbbeySomeone: Some vintage buttons can fetch a pretty penny but ruining the clothes to remove them is just rude.


Yeah, if you want the button that bad just buy the clothes. It's a thrift shop, for chrissakes.

10 Jan 2013 08:44 AM
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cakeman     
on the North Fork of Long Island this church in Mattituck named their thrift shop "The Glory Hole." Somebody told them about the connotation now its just called "church Thrift Shop"
My church thrift store caters to allot of men that like to dress like housewives.

10 Jan 2013 09:36 AM
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AbbeySomeone     

cakeman: on the North Fork of Long Island this church in Mattituck named their thrift shop "The Glory Hole." Somebody told them about the connotation now its just called "church Thrift Shop"
My church thrift store caters to allot of men that like to dress like housewives.


Funny.

10 Jan 2013 09:45 AM
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No Time To Explain     

cakeman: on the North Fork of Long Island this church in Mattituck named their thrift shop "The Glory Hole." Somebody told them about the connotation now its just called "church Thrift Shop"
My church thrift store caters to allot of men that like to dress like housewives.


If I were them, I would have kept the name

/if anything, easy word of mouth advertising, and they don't need to change a thing
//prudes will prude

10 Jan 2013 09:51 AM
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99.998er     
Security is looking very closely at Amish women.

10 Jan 2013 10:22 AM
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funk_soul_bubby     
This headline should definitely be tweeted, just so @fark can get a RT from one of my favorite bots.

10 Jan 2013 11:48 AM
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wrenchboy     

No Time To Explain: Well at least he seems punctual, and shows up on time?

/right on the button


I was thinking its an inside job too.

11 Jan 2013 08:33 AM
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SimKey     
I'm new here but I think this is the 2013 Headline of the Year.

12 Jan 2013 03:14 PM
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