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   If you're being arrested for trying to pass counterfeit money at IHOP and McDonald's, eating the fake bills might be the healthiest decision you've made all day

10 Jan 2013 07:27 AM   |   2059 clicks   |   RamblingBeachCat.com
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BarkingUnicorn     
When you weigh 300 lbs., eating is the solution to every problem.

10 Jan 2013 01:04 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
get a job and you can eat there on your lunch break!!

10 Jan 2013 07:33 AM
GDubDub    [TotalFark]  
Toby, how far you've fallen!

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10 Jan 2013 07:36 AM
TomD9938     
1.) McDonalds jokes were edgy when Carter was President.

2.) IHOP is for the white trash crowd that is afraid of the white trash crowd they'd encounter if they ate at a WaffleHouse.

3.) Blueberry Pancakes means the blueberries are in the pancakes.

10 Jan 2013 07:43 AM
almandot     

TomD9938: 1.) McDonalds jokes were edgy when Carter was President.

2.) IHOP is for the white trash crowd that is afraid of the white trash crowd they'd encounter if they ate at a WaffleHouse.

3.) Blueberry Pancakes means the blueberries are in the pancakes.


And Swedish pancakes means imaginary hot Swedish girls serve my food and then wrap themselves around me while I eat but I settle for a side of hash browns while I'm there.

10 Jan 2013 08:23 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave     
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Taco Bell, with a 2 dollar bill.

10 Jan 2013 08:41 AM
Kibbler     
I'm not condoning counterfeiting by any means, but this kind of story always makes me sad.  The counterfeiters are usually laughably incompetent, although they manage to pass their fake $1 and $5 bills more often than you might think, mainly because most people will assume that nobody would be desperate enough to counterfeit bills that small.  Or maybe it's just pity.  (That's the counterfeiter's angle.)

But counterfeiting is one of those crimes that, on any scale, whips up government fury, and they'll bury you in prison for as long as they possibly can, whether you were trying to counterfeit fifty million dollars worth of $100 bills, or ten dollars' worth of $1 bills, so that you can buy yourself breakfast.

Meanwhile down the street, Chase Imperial Citimaster Megabank can effectively print all the money they want by nudging the Fed to lower the rates a bit, they can drive their business off the edge of a cliff, get rescued by the taxpayers, and then scream and sue later because they think they should have gotten a better deal, and we build massive solid-gold statues of them and bow down in reverent worship.

Rummy world.

10 Jan 2013 09:14 AM
Nickster79    [TotalFark]  
Kibbler:
Meanwhile down the street, Chase Imperial Citimaster Megabank can effectively print all the money they want by nudging the Fed to lower the rates a bit, they can drive their business off the edge of a cliff, get rescued by the taxpayers, and then scream and sue later because they think they should have gotten a better deal, and we build massive solid-gold statues of them and bow down in reverent worship.

Rummy world.



Don't forget the trips to day spas and trying to foreclose on people that don't actually have mortgages.

10 Jan 2013 10:43 AM
flynn80     
So, eventually he will pass those counterfit bills.

10 Jan 2013 12:18 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

flynn80: So, eventually he will pass those counterfit bills.


better than passing gall stones. out your weiner.

10 Jan 2013 08:03 PM
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