I know this joke, was it a laid off UAW employee?

yesterday's*

again? When will these criminals learn?

My guess is that the police were "allowed to search the home" in the hope that the half-crazy stoner slacker son would be hauled off to jail for a while, and the family could rest easy.  Until he gets out.

His girlfriend is inconsolable.

TheHappyCanadian: yesterday's*

Hi Pete, meet re-Pete (see yesterday's news)

Chester the Cheeto molester.

I was shocked he didn't have Cheeto dust all over his face like Patrick Tribett does with paint.

looks like someone came out from his mothers basement

Old Cheetos are so exciting.

Ricky, from Trailer Park would have talked his way out of it.

Pretty sure that was YESTERDAY'S Fark ready headline.

A trail of Cheetos? Which one of you Farkers was it?

loonatic112358: looks like someone came out from his mothers basement

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