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   Why do rich and famous women always seem to sunbathe topless? Short answer: because they can. Long answer... is actually pretty interesting and worth a read

10 Jan 2013 09:29 AM   |   28440 clicks   |   Slate
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dgames     
Words, words, words. Pics?

10 Jan 2013 09:32 AM
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markfara     
Rich boobies.

10 Jan 2013 09:32 AM
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karnal     
there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article

10 Jan 2013 09:32 AM
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JonnyG     
Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!

10 Jan 2013 09:34 AM
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JonnyG     
OK, so it was 4.

10 Jan 2013 09:34 AM
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar     
That was like fapping to wikipedia. Tough but not impossible.

10 Jan 2013 09:34 AM
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jfivealive     
Because titties

10 Jan 2013 09:35 AM
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Carn     
I don't need to read anything, you had me at topless.

10 Jan 2013 09:35 AM
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.

10 Jan 2013 09:36 AM
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willfullyobscure     
Jesus farkjng christ that wasn't worth the read. fark you and your mother, may god have mercy on your souls.

10 Jan 2013 09:36 AM
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AbbeySomeone     

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: That was like fapping to wikipedia. Tough but not impossible.


Dedication is to be admired.

10 Jan 2013 09:37 AM
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miss diminutive     
Because tanlines are a mark of the proletariat.

10 Jan 2013 09:37 AM
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Teufelaffe     
Because they like having leathery boobies before they hit 40.

10 Jan 2013 09:38 AM
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Another Pretentious Nickname     
They didn't actually answer the question. They just gave a history of when women in various social classes did and didn't go topless.

10 Jan 2013 09:38 AM
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TofuTheAlmighty     
Because being rich and prudery are usually mutually exclusive.

10 Jan 2013 09:38 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Has anyone ever actually used a falling chandelier?

well?

and...www.slate.com

10 Jan 2013 09:38 AM
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Farce-Side     
Still no pics of rich broads sunbathing topless?

While fark, I am disappoint, I think its a sign that we're all collectively maturing, growing as an online community and a society in general. The fact that we can have an adult discussion about female nudity without the need incite sexual arousal and give way to our most animal desires is promising.

/fap

10 Jan 2013 09:38 AM
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BronyMedic     

ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.


When did the teen pregnancy rate hit 0?

It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions.

10 Jan 2013 09:38 AM
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The Quaalude Renaissance     
s9.postimage.org

10 Jan 2013 09:39 AM
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EyeballKid     

BronyMedic: It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions convincing her to do anal.


ftfy

10 Jan 2013 09:40 AM
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MNguy     
That is the least interesting article I've ever read about women exposing their tits.

10 Jan 2013 09:41 AM
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BronyMedic     

EyeballKid: BronyMedic: It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions convincing her to do anal.

ftfy


You never have a problem convincing a trap to do anal. >_>

10 Jan 2013 09:41 AM
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Stone Meadow     
my2wheels.com

10 Jan 2013 09:42 AM
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stevetherobot     

JonnyG: Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!


dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?


karnal: there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article


www.historytoday.com

There you go.

10 Jan 2013 09:43 AM
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar     
Their theorem can be reversed. Perhaps they got rich because they were flashing the goods around rich men.

10 Jan 2013 09:43 AM
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Justin_BIE_EIP_er     
In the words of the Roadrunner,
BIE EIP BIE EIP

10 Jan 2013 09:43 AM
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

stevetherobot: JonnyG: Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!

dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?

karnal: there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article

[www.historytoday.com image 600x731]

There you go.


Ne safe for labors.

10 Jan 2013 09:45 AM
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The Singing Bush     
Boob thread? Well, this is just a shameless bookmark. Fark, don't let me down.

10 Jan 2013 09:46 AM
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riverwalk barfly     

miss diminutive: proletariat.


Gawd, there is a reason that I troll on Fark. I learn some things. I had to look-up "proletariat" in the dictionary. Then I realized that I was one of them. Sometimes it's better not to know.

10 Jan 2013 09:47 AM
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The Jami Turman Fan Club     

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Their theorem can be reversed. Perhaps they got rich because they were flashing the goods around rich men.


Why would queens do that?

I think it's flaunting their wealth. The same reason that they'd drive around a Lambo or wear million-dollar jewels. Having supple breasts is also a form of wealth.

10 Jan 2013 09:47 AM
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fruitloop    [TotalFark]  
Because they don't flash at concerts.

10 Jan 2013 09:48 AM
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cgraves67     
Damn, Fark. THis thread is sorely incomplete without more pics.

10 Jan 2013 09:48 AM
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Dylan and Eric     

ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.


I think the corollary is even more interesting: When/how did humans realize that sex was fun and could be done for its own sake without procreation?

10 Jan 2013 09:48 AM
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Why would queens do that?


They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?

10 Jan 2013 09:49 AM
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thecpt     
I think women do it in general, we just document the famous people.

/why do all stars go the grocery store in sweatpants?

10 Jan 2013 09:49 AM
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

Dylan and Eric: I think the corollary is even more interesting: When/how did humans realize that sex was fun and could be done for its own sake without procreation?


Well it is documented that beer was invented atleast 5,000 years ago so, about then.

10 Jan 2013 09:50 AM
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madgonad     

Dylan and Eric: ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.

I think the corollary is even more interesting: When/how did humans realize that sex was fun and could be done for its own sake without procreation?


For men, that would be from the beginning of time right up until maybe a hundred years ago in some cultures.

10 Jan 2013 09:52 AM
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AbbeySomeone     

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Why would queens do that?

They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?


The queens we use would excite you?

10 Jan 2013 09:52 AM
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riverwalk barfly     
If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.

10 Jan 2013 09:55 AM
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TXEric     
Just popped in to say ...

BIE?
EIP!

10 Jan 2013 09:56 AM
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gweilo8888     
I can haz celebrititty links thread?

10 Jan 2013 09:56 AM
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DoBeDoBeDo     
If any farkettes would like to prove that they are of a higher class, EIP.

10 Jan 2013 09:56 AM
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Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  
www.celebgossipz.com
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining

10 Jan 2013 09:57 AM
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Pie_Cz     

EyeballKid: BronyMedic: It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions convincing her him to do anal.

ftfy


10 Jan 2013 09:58 AM
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Telos     

riverwalk barfly: If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.


So... titties are made from men?

10 Jan 2013 09:58 AM
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BronyMedic     

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


fc08.deviantart.net

denver.mylittlefacewhen.com

10 Jan 2013 09:58 AM
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Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


imageshack.us

I hate you, in a Fark kind of way for doing that.

10 Jan 2013 09:59 AM
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fireclown     

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?


www.nashvillescene.com

/now with bonus UK smile!

10 Jan 2013 10:00 AM
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cgraves67     

Mark Ratner: donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


It seems awefully disrepectful to pose a mummified dead body like that.

10 Jan 2013 10:00 AM
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Cheron     

riverwalk barfly: If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.


A group of us took a diving vacation to Curaçao once. I was with my wife but a friend who was on his own attracted the attention of a young woman. She was topless and kept walking by him and stop but he never looked up from his book.

/that which has never seen the sun before will burn

10 Jan 2013 10:00 AM
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