| As expected, the thorny backwoods of Cibolo, Texas is the latest hotspot for Grey Alien sightings |
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| Rapmaster2000
In order to verify his findings, Richards returned to the spot the next day, but was unable to see the same figure between the trees. Does this mean Richards caught an alien on film? What happened to the strange figure the next day. If it was just a trick of light, wouldn't it have been seen on the following day? |
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| Richard C Stanford
Oh yeah, this seems legit. |
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| fireclown
They aren't Aliens. Those are just protomatter puppets controlled by the mi-go. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! |
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| santadog Fife Alabama http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1MuT _KSOo4 |
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| natas6.0 CIBOLA! bumpty-bumpty-bump |
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| cgraves67
That's where my in-laws live, so I'm getting a hearty chuckle and gaffaws from this story. |
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| abfalter
Oh, "grey"... Read that wrong the first time... |
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| Gunz_drawn
Just one more reason not to vacation in Cibolo, Tx. |
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| MadMonk
Oh lord, is that where I ended up? Somebody please get me out of here. |
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| Surly U. Jest
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| Gyrfalcon When you drink too much and marry all your cousins, this is the inevitable result. |
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| Richard C Stanford
Surly U. Jest: abfalter: Oh, "grey"... Read that wrong the first time... Yep, read this as Gay too. Although I'm pretty sure gays are considered mythical creatures in Texas. |
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| WalMartian Surly U. Jest: abfalter: Oh, "grey"... From the planet FABULOUS! |
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| Minus 1 Charisma
The only alien in that youtube video is the narrator, amirite?? |
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darth_badger
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| Mister Pleco
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| RepoManTSM
fireclown: They aren't Aliens. Those are just protomatter puppets controlled by the mi-go. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! In cooperation with the Sacucer Pepole and Reverse Vampires obviously. |
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| bpwoods
Mister Pleco: natas6.0: CIBOLA! bumpty-bumpty-bump You better believe that happy-crappy. Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check? |
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| dj_spanmaster
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| YixilTesiphon
Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me. |
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| Contrabulous Flabtraption I'll believe almost anything alien-related but this is just stupid. |
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| ObscureNameHere
WalMartian: Surly U. Jest: abfalter: Oh, "grey"... Read that wrong the first time... Yep, read this as Gay too. From the planet FABULOUS! *Local yokel being interviewed, pushes up strawhat, looks uncertainly at the camera* "Well, yessee... we wuz drahvin' down ol' #45 when the car just dun upped and quit on us. Thaaen wez saws a buncha lights in the sky, all sorta colors, ain we heaird a steady thumpin' noise, sort of a 'domph! domph! domph! domph!' that rattled our tooths. Azzit got closer, I kuda swaore we heaird words over da air, sounded like someone sayin' "I will survive!". But I cain't be sure..." |
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| Godscrack As much as I want to believe, never trust any photo or video. |
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| 905
YixilTesiphon: Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me. That it is. The "gray alien" was probably the police officer and the "UFO" the Cibolo police cruiser who stopped the guy for doing 71 in a 70 MPH zone. Other than that, Randolph AFB is pretty close. |
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| Levarien
At our state Basketball tourney, one of my coworkers in the arena asked me why Cibolo's teams (boys and girls) did so well in tourney. "I'm not saying it was aliens...but it was aliens." |
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| angry bunny
darth_badger: [www.queerty.com image 400x265] That really sort of begs the question how did they know that the skeletal aliens were gay? |
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| drjekel_mrhyde
I would have thought a family of inbreed canibals |
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| Evil Mackerel Sasha? |
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Fark Rye For Many Whores
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| Deep Contact
Looks more brown to me. |
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Tha_MonkeyClaw
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| gwenners
bpwoods: Mister Pleco: natas6.0: CIBOLA! bumpty-bumpty-bump You better believe that happy-crappy. Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check? Hey Traschan, whydja want to burn up a church? Why dintcha burn up the SCHOOL? |
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| vinniethepoo
Streetlight. |
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| Smoky Dragon Dish santadog: Fife Alabama http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1MuT_ KSOo4 It's funnier if you watch it with the closed captioning on. |
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| fireclown
RepoManTSM: In cooperation with the Sacucer Pepole and Reverse Vampires obviously. Did Alphonse put you up to this? I bet he didn't tell you why. |
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Pie_Cz
![]() That's not a Grey. |
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| Tha_MonkeyClaw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeQ_IVw QvdQ |
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| groppet
So anal probing on the rise there? |
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| IAMBOB
Even though its on the outskirts of San Antonio some weird stuff happens around there. Saw a UFO one night driving with a buddy on some backroads- seen plenty of aircraft over the years since I lived near an airbase and this didn't look like anything I'd seen before. Even lost a few hours that we could never explain away. later on that night I picked up some Canadian cowboys that had gotten stranded in front of a diner I frequented. Dropped them off near a little known helicopter base on the East side. /pretty sure they flashy thinged me |
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| electronsexparty
YixilTesiphon: Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me. All of Texas is "backwoods," you know. I live in the backwoods of Austin myself. |
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| WippitGuud
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| SoundOfOneHandWanking
Apparently the footprints faded away |
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| Rat
Its a gottdammed chupacabra ferchrissakes. © |
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| hasty ambush
YixilTesiphon: Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me. Still some backwoods just not as much . Lived on Short St. In Cibolo for a brief time in the mid 60s as a kid. Was great place to be a kid when they still played outside unsurpervised, just be home before dark. IIRC population was around 500 (Now about 15,000) and the business in town consisted of Fred's barbara shop, the Friendly Bar and a Feed store. We also had an Elementary School. The nearest "big" town was Schertz pop 2000 (now about 30,000) and it made Forbes best places to live list recently. Of course back then the outer-ring fo San Antonio was Loop 410. Loop 1604 was a two lane farm road known as the death loop and was out n the country. Oh and the nationally know speed trap of Selma is close by also. |
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| JesusHoffaChrysler
I read it wrong too Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God. You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in this trailer park. |
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| Vertical_vorticity
Pareidolia ... that is all. Not to be confused with paranoia. Then again, maybe both. |
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Maus III
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| SatansLittleHelper
Cibolo? Bumpty-bump? |
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Slow Motion Walter
![]() ID confirmed |
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