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   As expected, the thorny backwoods of Cibolo, Texas is the latest hotspot for Grey Alien sightings

10 Jan 2013 02:40 PM   |   4423 clicks   |   Bubblews
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Rapmaster2000     
In order to verify his findings, Richards returned to the spot the next day, but was unable to see the same figure between the trees.

Does this mean Richards caught an alien on film? What happened to the strange figure the next day. If it was just a trick of light, wouldn't it have been seen on the following day?


www.oneupwebreviews.com

10 Jan 2013 12:19 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com

10 Jan 2013 02:43 PM
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Richard C Stanford     
Oh yeah, this seems legit.

10 Jan 2013 02:43 PM
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fireclown     
They aren't Aliens. Those are just protomatter puppets controlled by the mi-go. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

10 Jan 2013 02:44 PM
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santadog    [TotalFark]  

10 Jan 2013 02:47 PM
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natas6.0    [TotalFark]  
CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump

10 Jan 2013 02:47 PM
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cgraves67     
That's where my in-laws live, so I'm getting a hearty chuckle and gaffaws from this story.

10 Jan 2013 02:49 PM
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abfalter     
Oh, "grey"...

Read that wrong the first time...

10 Jan 2013 02:49 PM
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Gunz_drawn     
Just one more reason not to vacation in Cibolo, Tx.

10 Jan 2013 02:49 PM
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MadMonk     
Oh lord, is that where I ended up?  Somebody please get me out of here.

i406.photobucket.com

10 Jan 2013 02:49 PM
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Surly U. Jest     

abfalter: Oh, "grey"...

Read that wrong the first time...


Yep, read this as Gay too.

10 Jan 2013 02:51 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
When you drink too much and marry all your cousins, this is the inevitable result.

10 Jan 2013 02:54 PM
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Richard C Stanford     

Surly U. Jest: abfalter: Oh, "grey"...

Read that wrong the first time...

Yep, read this as Gay too.


Although I'm pretty sure gays are considered mythical creatures in Texas.

10 Jan 2013 02:54 PM
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WalMartian    [TotalFark]  

Surly U. Jest: abfalter: Oh, "grey"...

Read that wrong the first time...

Yep, read this as Gay too.



From the planet FABULOUS!

10 Jan 2013 02:55 PM
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Minus 1 Charisma     
The only alien in that youtube video is the narrator, amirite??

10 Jan 2013 02:55 PM
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darth_badger     
www.queerty.com

10 Jan 2013 02:55 PM
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Mister Pleco     

natas6.0: CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump


You better believe that happy-crappy.

10 Jan 2013 02:56 PM
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RepoManTSM     

fireclown: They aren't Aliens. Those are just protomatter puppets controlled by the mi-go. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!


In cooperation with the Sacucer Pepole and Reverse Vampires obviously.

10 Jan 2013 02:59 PM
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bpwoods     

Mister Pleco: natas6.0: CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump

You better believe that happy-crappy.


Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check?

10 Jan 2013 03:00 PM
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dj_spanmaster     

natas6.0: CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump


[shakes tiny fist]

10 Jan 2013 03:01 PM
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YixilTesiphon     
Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me.

10 Jan 2013 03:03 PM
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Contrabulous Flabtraption    [TotalFark]  
I'll believe almost anything alien-related but this is just stupid.

10 Jan 2013 03:05 PM
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ObscureNameHere     

WalMartian: Surly U. Jest: abfalter: Oh, "grey"...

Read that wrong the first time...

Yep, read this as Gay too.


From the planet FABULOUS!


*Local yokel being interviewed, pushes up strawhat, looks uncertainly at the camera*

"Well, yessee... we wuz drahvin' down ol' #45 when the car just dun upped and quit on us. Thaaen wez saws a buncha lights in the sky, all sorta colors, ain we heaird a steady thumpin' noise, sort of a 'domph! domph! domph! domph!' that rattled our tooths. Azzit got closer, I kuda swaore we heaird words over da air, sounded like someone sayin' "I will survive!". But I cain't be sure..."

10 Jan 2013 03:06 PM
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Godscrack     
As much as I want to believe, never trust any photo or video.

10 Jan 2013 03:07 PM
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905     

YixilTesiphon: Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me.


That it is.

The "gray alien" was probably the police officer and the "UFO" the Cibolo police cruiser who stopped the guy for doing 71 in a 70 MPH zone.

Other than that, Randolph AFB is pretty close.

10 Jan 2013 03:09 PM
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Levarien     
At our state Basketball tourney, one of my coworkers in the arena asked me why Cibolo's teams (boys and girls) did so well in tourney.

"I'm not saying it was aliens...but it was aliens."

10 Jan 2013 03:09 PM
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angry bunny     

darth_badger: [www.queerty.com image 400x265]


That really sort of begs the question how did they know that the skeletal aliens were gay?

10 Jan 2013 03:10 PM
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drjekel_mrhyde     
I would have thought a family of inbreed canibals

10 Jan 2013 03:18 PM
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Evil Mackerel     
Sasha?

10 Jan 2013 03:21 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
i.qkme.me

10 Jan 2013 03:23 PM
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Deep Contact     
Looks more brown to me.

10 Jan 2013 03:28 PM
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Tha_MonkeyClaw     
img405.imageshack.us

10 Jan 2013 03:31 PM
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gwenners     

bpwoods: Mister Pleco: natas6.0: CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump

You better believe that happy-crappy.

Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check?


Hey Traschan, whydja want to burn up a church? Why dintcha burn up the SCHOOL?

10 Jan 2013 03:41 PM
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vinniethepoo     
Streetlight.

10 Jan 2013 03:47 PM
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Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

santadog: Fife Alabama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1MuT_ KSOo4


It's funnier if you watch it with the closed captioning on.

10 Jan 2013 03:49 PM
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fireclown     

RepoManTSM: In cooperation with the Sacucer Pepole and Reverse Vampires obviously.


Did Alphonse put you up to this? I bet he didn't tell you why.

10 Jan 2013 03:50 PM
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Pie_Cz     
i1303.photobucket.com
That's not a Grey.

10 Jan 2013 03:56 PM
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Tha_MonkeyClaw     
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeQ_IVw QvdQ

10 Jan 2013 04:01 PM
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groppet     
So anal probing on the rise there?

10 Jan 2013 04:25 PM
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IAMBOB     
Even though its on the outskirts of San Antonio some weird stuff happens around there. Saw a UFO one night driving with a buddy on some backroads- seen plenty of aircraft over the years since I lived near an airbase and this didn't look like anything I'd seen before. Even lost a few hours that we could never explain away.
later on that night I picked up some Canadian cowboys that had gotten stranded in front of a diner I frequented. Dropped them off near a little known helicopter base on the East side.

/pretty sure they flashy thinged me

10 Jan 2013 04:29 PM
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electronsexparty     

YixilTesiphon: Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me.


All of Texas is "backwoods," you know.

I live in the backwoods of Austin myself.

10 Jan 2013 04:47 PM
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WippitGuud     
Came here to make Trashcan Man reference...

natas6.0: CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump



My life for you!

10 Jan 2013 04:51 PM
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SoundOfOneHandWanking     
Apparently the footprints faded away

10 Jan 2013 06:15 PM
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Rat     
Its a gottdammed chupacabra ferchrissakes.

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10 Jan 2013 07:04 PM
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hasty ambush     

YixilTesiphon: Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me.


Still some backwoods just not as much . Lived on Short St. In Cibolo for a brief time in the mid 60s as a kid. Was great place to be a kid when they still played outside unsurpervised, just be home before dark. IIRC population was around 500 (Now about 15,000) and the business in town consisted of Fred's barbara shop, the Friendly Bar and a Feed store. We also had an Elementary School. The nearest "big" town was Schertz pop 2000 (now about 30,000) and it made Forbes best places to live list recently.

Of course back then the outer-ring fo San Antonio was Loop 410. Loop 1604 was a two lane farm road known as the death loop and was out n the country.

Oh and the nationally know speed trap of Selma is close by also.

10 Jan 2013 08:35 PM
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JesusHoffaChrysler     
I read it wrong too
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
people, here in this trailer park.

10 Jan 2013 09:41 PM
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Vertical_vorticity     
Pareidolia ... that is all. Not to be confused with paranoia. Then again, maybe both.

10 Jan 2013 10:45 PM
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Maus III     
thegatewaypundit.com

Really?

10 Jan 2013 11:07 PM
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SatansLittleHelper     
Cibolo? Bumpty-bump?

11 Jan 2013 07:59 AM
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Slow Motion Walter     
imageshack.us

ID confirmed

11 Jan 2013 11:41 AM
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