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   Pro tips for wannabe home invaders: Pick a victim that won't recognize your voice. Don't call out your partner-in-crime's name or leave your babies alone in a motel room during robbery. Bad karma, dude

10 Jan 2013 03:17 PM   |   3414 clicks   |   Sun Sentinel
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
www.outsidecontext.com
First thing I thought of

/All. Bets. Are. Off.

10 Jan 2013 11:58 AM
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doglover     
web.orange.co.uk

10 Jan 2013 12:36 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Bad karma, dude

That's a funny way to spell "brains".

10 Jan 2013 12:50 PM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Hold on, I need to find a pen.

10 Jan 2013 01:24 PM
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Evil Mackerel     
MAL!

10 Jan 2013 03:18 PM
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special20    [TotalFark]  
They should have worn their gas station attendant uniform shirts with their names printed on the pocket.

10 Jan 2013 03:19 PM
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Arkanaut     
Dammit, those babies were supposed to be my alibi! Little rats can't stick to the story.

10 Jan 2013 03:20 PM
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Gyrth     
I have a dream
A dream when the Florida tag won't be needed and so stereotypical.


//will never happen
//but a person can dream

10 Jan 2013 03:26 PM
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Odd Bird     

scottydoesntknow: [www.outsidecontext.com image 320x213]
First thing I thought of

/All. Bets. Are. Off.


watchesinmovies.info

10 Jan 2013 03:28 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Christina Lyn Brick
The duo had made threats to shoot beat the elderly woman with their bare hands


media.merchantcircle.com

/obscure as hell

10 Jan 2013 03:35 PM
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Dirtybird971     
Christina Lyn Brick, 34, and Jason Michael Lain,

don't worry you two, you'll be Lain Bricks in the DOC for years to come.

10 Jan 2013 03:43 PM
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Keeve     
FTA: "The woman also told deputies said she had heard the banditos calling out each other's name."
So, they stole all her Fritos?

10 Jan 2013 03:59 PM
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Coder     

Evil Mackerel: MAL!

came here for that, leaving with Reavers on my trail but satisfied
cdn.hark.com

10 Jan 2013 04:00 PM
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Clemkadidlefark     
Pro tips for wannabe home invaders: Pick a victim that who won't recognize your voice. Don't call out your partner-in-crime's name or leave your babies alone in a motel room during robbery. Bad karma, dude

10 Jan 2013 05:01 PM
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johnnygew     
25.media.tumblr.com

10 Jan 2013 06:35 PM
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The Musky Scent Of Recent Male Completion     

johnnygew: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x376]


Came here to post this, thanks for saving me the trouble.

11 Jan 2013 02:34 AM
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bk3k     
mike.files.wordpress.com
Every heist he's gotta start yellin' my name!

11 Jan 2013 04:30 AM
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