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   Congratulations, Washington DC, on being the number one most porn-watchingest city in the country. Now go put something on those callouses, you've got a busy day ahead of you

10 Jan 2013 02:10 PM   |   3115 clicks   |   WTOP
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
As someone who lives in the Washington DC area I give this article one thumb up.

/the other one is....ummmmm....occupied.

10 Jan 2013 12:18 PM
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Cythraul     
Congress members probably skew those numbers pretty heavily.

10 Jan 2013 12:26 PM
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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
Legalize gambling. That way nobody complains about all the money and whores.

It worked for Vegas.

10 Jan 2013 12:46 PM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
So, what they're saying is, there are a lot of jerk-offs in Washington, DC?

...

Makes sense to me!

10 Jan 2013 01:02 PM
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busy chillin'     
something something f*cking the country anyway something something

10 Jan 2013 02:12 PM
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Carn     
We do what we can.

10 Jan 2013 02:12 PM
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natas6.0    [TotalFark]  
Hooray! I made a difference!

but I like Xanadian's take on it

10 Jan 2013 02:13 PM
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The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
Dear Salt Lake City,

You are slacking.

Sincerely

The_Sponge

10 Jan 2013 02:14 PM
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doczoidberg     
As a representative of Detroit, I demand a recount!

10 Jan 2013 02:15 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
D.C.  I fap in your general direction!

10 Jan 2013 02:17 PM
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StrandedInAZ     
It's not like they're going to be busy watching playoff football.

10 Jan 2013 02:17 PM
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jaybeezey     
And you can bet they are doing it on your tax dollar...with your tax dollars...there isn't a way to say it that doesn't sound dirty.

10 Jan 2013 02:20 PM
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trickymoo     
DC resident here. Who wrote this article of LIES?

BuzzFeeds Alanna Okun??
stat1.architizer.com

I'll be in the shower. (Storms off)

/ Not really
// Way to take those selfies DC.

10 Jan 2013 02:22 PM
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Glendale     
ninjamonkey.us

10 Jan 2013 02:23 PM
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DROxINxTHExWIND    [TotalFark]  
In unrelated news, a record number of DC residents were rushed to emergency rooms last year with cuts and gashes caused by handling unwashed socks and hand towels. And now for business news...

Jergens is paying a dividend to all stockholders based on stronger than expected sales in the north east.

10 Jan 2013 02:23 PM
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kemosabe     
And now we know why nothing gets done in Congress.

/I kid, I kid.

10 Jan 2013 02:25 PM
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Pick13     
I'm doing my part!

/being married also helps

10 Jan 2013 02:29 PM
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computerguyUT     
My question is where is this concentrated?
The "political" portion of the city and the outlying "normal" Death capital of the world portions are night and day. (or...black and white if you will...)
I would wager that it's the more affluent portions, since the poor people are busy shooting each other with the guns that they're not allowed to have.

10 Jan 2013 02:29 PM
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groppet     
I'm slacking in my porn viewing :( Damn job and being tired from staying late.

10 Jan 2013 02:31 PM
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Carn     

computerguyUT: My question is where is this concentrated?
The "political" portion of the city and the outlying "normal" Death capital of the world portions are night and day. (or...black and white if you will...)
I would wager that it's the more affluent portions, since the poor people are busy shooting each other with the guns that they're not allowed to have.


Gun debate and fap threads don't mix. We already have a couple gun threads today, I think that's enough.

10 Jan 2013 02:34 PM
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DROxINxTHExWIND    [TotalFark]  
There's already a thread about Whacking Day in Florida and now this. Masturbation trifecta in play?

10 Jan 2013 02:34 PM
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Grungehamster     
Remember: about 800 IP addresses assigned to the House of Representatives have used BitTorrent, and according to the records a decent chunk used it for porn. Nice, huh?

10 Jan 2013 02:39 PM
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HairBolus     
I don't know how they know it is DC residents watching the porn as opposed to suburban residents who watch at work in DC (govt. employees, lobbyists, etc.)

If it is really just residents then since over 50% of DC residents are poor and black, I doubt that they are the ones watching (unless someone has given them free high speed Internets). This would mean that the figures for the more affluent residents are at least twice as high as reported.

10 Jan 2013 02:40 PM
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busy chillin'     

Carn:

Gun debate and fap threads don't mix.


you'll shoot your eye out, kid

10 Jan 2013 02:46 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Carn: computerguyUT: My question is where is this concentrated?
The "political" portion of the city and the outlying "normal" Death capital of the world portions are night and day. (or...black and white if you will...)
I would wager that it's the more affluent portions, since the poor people are busy shooting each other with the guns that they're not allowed to have.

Gun debate and fap threads don't mix. We already have a couple gun threads today, I think that's enough.


Maybe he was talking about the gun digging into his hip.

10 Jan 2013 02:47 PM
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DROxINxTHExWIND    [TotalFark]  

HairBolus: I don't know how they know it is DC residents watching the porn as opposed to suburban residents who watch at work in DC (govt. employees, lobbyists, etc.)

If it is really just residents then since over 50% of DC residents are poor and black, I doubt that they are the ones watching (unless someone has given them free high speed Internets). This would mean that the figures for the more affluent residents are at least twice as high as reported.


What the fark would them being BLACK have to do with their porn watching habits? Or do you mean that because they're BLACK they probably don't have internet access? Smh.

10 Jan 2013 02:55 PM
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Carn     

busy chillin': Carn:

Gun debate and fap threads don't mix.

you'll shoot your eye out, kid


And nobody wants that haha!

10 Jan 2013 03:00 PM
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furterfan     
Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?

10 Jan 2013 03:01 PM
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Carn     

furterfan: Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?


Well we do have their fancy temple.

10 Jan 2013 03:02 PM
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Forbidden Doughnut    [TotalFark]  

Cythraul: Congress members probably skew those numbers pretty heavily.


activerain.com

10 Jan 2013 03:06 PM
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furterfan     

Carn: furterfan: Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?

Well we do have their fancy temple.



ah yes, the good old 'Surrender Dorothy' Temple

i938.photobucket.com

10 Jan 2013 03:13 PM
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Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo     
I was watching old episodes of "Extreme Couponing" on YouTube last night- does that count?

10 Jan 2013 03:19 PM
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Mayhem of the Black Underclass     
Subby, it's me. I read the headline as "you've gut a busty day ahead..."

I don't know why, but I was disappointed with all those words, when I click on the article.

10 Jan 2013 03:21 PM
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Deep Contact     
They don't call it the oval office for nothing.

10 Jan 2013 03:21 PM
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nursedude     
If you'd used a quality lotion in the first place you probably wouldn't get callouses...

/just saying
// not that I'd know

10 Jan 2013 03:22 PM
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syberpud     

Forbidden Doughnut: Cythraul: Congress members probably skew those numbers pretty heavily.

[activerain.com image 356x340]


Where is his other hand?

10 Jan 2013 03:27 PM
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God-is-a-Taco     

HairBolus: I don't know how they know it is DC residents watching the porn as opposed to suburban residents who watch at work in DC (govt. employees, lobbyists, etc.)

If it is really just residents then since over 50% of DC residents are poor and black, I doubt that they are the ones watching (unless someone has given them free high speed Internets). This would mean that the figures for the more affluent residents are at least twice as high as reported.


Over 99.5% of "poor" households have internet in their refrigerators

10 Jan 2013 03:30 PM
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DROxINxTHExWIND    [TotalFark]  

furterfan: Carn: furterfan: Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?

Well we do have their fancy temple.


ah yes, the good old 'Surrender Dorothy' Temple

[i938.photobucket.com image 410x289]


My aunt used to live in Gaithersburg, MD. Whenever we'd go to her house my little sister would see the church and holler, "DISNEY WORLD!".

10 Jan 2013 03:34 PM
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Carn     

DROxINxTHExWIND: furterfan: Carn: furterfan: Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?

Well we do have their fancy temple.


ah yes, the good old 'Surrender Dorothy' Temple

[i938.photobucket.com image 410x289]

My aunt used to live in Gaithersburg, MD. Whenever we'd go to her house my little sister would see the church and holler, "DISNEY WORLD!".


Now that's funny!

10 Jan 2013 03:40 PM
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AngryJailhouseFistfark     
I live in the Metro DC and I can tell you that I am LOVE the porn. LOVES it real good. Yes, I enjoy the porn alone and with Mrs. JailhouseFistfark, where we touch each other in a sexually stimulating manner as we watch our porn.

Now, I understand from my doc that many orthopedic practices have specialties in treating, "Jerker's Elbow."

10 Jan 2013 03:53 PM
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abrannan     

Carn: furterfan: Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?

Well we do have their fancy temple.


No, you don't. The temple is in Maryland, outside the District line.

C'mon Maryland, only 6.67 Pornhub videos watched per person last year? I can't do it all myself! I'm already covering for about 700 people as it is. Let's pick up the pace folks! Baltimore, I'm looking at you.

10 Jan 2013 04:12 PM
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BolshyGreatYarblocks     
This thread makes me feel sensitive, so time to Flash Henry:

www.nathanhartman.com

http://www.nathanhartman.com/wp-conte nt/uploads/2011/06/Henry-V-Pic-1 . jpeg

10 Jan 2013 04:54 PM
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Girion47     
Have you seen the women of DC? there's a reason they turn to porn

10 Jan 2013 05:52 PM
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hershy799     

StrandedInAZ: It's not like they're going to be busy watching playoff football.


Ouch. Too soon.
/Still bitter that Shanahan didn't pull him out sooner
//Heh, pull out

10 Jan 2013 06:59 PM
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Do You Know What I Am Saying     
14 videos per YEAR gets first place?! Per YEAR?!

10 Jan 2013 07:40 PM
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The Irresponsible Captain    [TotalFark]  
So, that's what congress has been up to.

10 Jan 2013 08:03 PM
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