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10 Jan 2013 03:39 PM   |   9016 clicks   |   Decatur Daily
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kid_icarus    [TotalFark]  
Funny how the colon totally changed the gist of that headline.

10 Jan 2013 12:02 PM
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Dr.Fey    [TotalFark]  

kid_icarus: Funny how the colon totally changed the gist of that headline.


Funny how the colon totally changes the gist of headcheese.

/got nothing

10 Jan 2013 12:11 PM
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MrBallou    [TotalFark]  
That's Decatur, Alabama, subby, not Tennessee. It is on the Tennessee River, however.

Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little town several miles upstream.

10 Jan 2013 12:22 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
decaturdaily.com

Nice attempt at a tough guy look, baby face.

10 Jan 2013 12:57 PM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
They overheard her singing along with that Talking Heads cover.

10 Jan 2013 01:12 PM
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dpaul007    [TotalFark]  
FTFA: "When the couple left the bar about 1 a.m. and walked onto a pier by the river..."

Which is exactly what you should do after spending half the night being harassed in a bar.

DUMBASSES.

10 Jan 2013 03:43 PM
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Curt Blizzah     
I bet she made a nice.....

warehouse.carlh.com

10 Jan 2013 03:46 PM
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TheOther     
Is it cutting into Oxy sales?

10 Jan 2013 03:55 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Hard Cock Café
Robert Christopher Handock

10 Jan 2013 03:58 PM
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AliceBToklasLives    [TotalFark]  
1.bp.blogspot.com

10 Jan 2013 04:15 PM
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Pair-o-Dice     

MrBallou: That's Decatur, Alabama, subby, not Tennessee. It is on the Tennessee River, however.

Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little town sh*t hole several miles upstream.


Everybody there kinda looks the same. Coincidence?

10 Jan 2013 04:24 PM
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theorellior    [TotalFark]  

Diogenes: Nice attempt at a tough guy look, baby face.


Needs moar molestache.

10 Jan 2013 04:29 PM
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d23    [TotalFark]  
Hard Dock Cafe?

Trademark infringement??

10 Jan 2013 04:32 PM
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MBooda     
Down to the river? You betcha!
kategale.files.wordpress.com

10 Jan 2013 05:05 PM
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Kibbler     
Yes, Robert Christopher Hancock, you are totally hardcore badass, throwing a woman into a river, and that tough-guy mugshot will certainly frighten off all of the other guys in jail.  They will certainly steer a clear path around you!  They will certainly behave with fear and deference in your presence!  Nobody will dream of making you their project!

Yes, Robert Christopher Hancock, you can rest easy in your cell.

10 Jan 2013 05:11 PM
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WhyKnot     
I hope the two jackasses get the shiat kicked out of them in jail...bunch of assholes.

1) Harass the couple all evening until they are finally tossed from the bar,
2) lay in wait until the couple leaves,
3) sucker punch the boyfriend...as opposed to a direct confrontation and fight,
4) throw a person into a river...in the middle of the night...in 27 degree weather,
5) steal from the couple afterwards.

10 Jan 2013 05:38 PM
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MrBallou    [TotalFark]  

Pair-o-Dice: MrBallou: That's Decatur, Alabama, subby, not Tennessee. It is on the Tennessee River, however.

Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little town sh*t hole several miles upstream.

Everybody there kinda looks the same. Coincidence?


i47.tinypic.com

You've got a lot of anger in you, friend. You should probably get a cat or something.

10 Jan 2013 06:15 PM
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thatboyoverthere     

WhyKnot: 1) Harass the couple all evening until they are finally tossed from the bar,
2) lay in wait until the couple leaves,
3) sucker punch the boyfriend...as opposed to a direct confrontation and fight,
4) throw a person into a river...in the middle of the night...in 27 degree weather,
5) steal from the couple afterwards.



I'm pretty sure that could be considered Attempted Murder.

10 Jan 2013 07:28 PM
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The Irresponsible Captain    [TotalFark]  
She was just inadvertently drafted into the Polar Bear Club.

/Don't talk about Polar Bears at a gay club

10 Jan 2013 07:32 PM
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Abacus9     
Excellent job, subby. Context HOTY contender (at least it should be).
/now, about that handbasket...

11 Jan 2013 05:24 AM
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