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10 Jan 2013 03:32 PM   |   8512 clicks   |   WTXL Tallahassee
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Leon County Health Department Administrator Homer Rice says he's noticing a pattern in the rates of sexually transmitted diseases in college students.

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10 Jan 2013 02:47 PM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
That's because the chicks that they knew in High School that didn't go to college have a new career.

10 Jan 2013 03:21 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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I hear it cures everything

10 Jan 2013 03:38 PM
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stupiddream     
I saw this on the local news last night and remarked to Mrs. Dream half jokingly "Watch this end up on Fark".  Stay classy Tallahassee!

10 Jan 2013 03:40 PM
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RatMaster999     
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Are you tired of the steady drip
Drip, drip of Gonorrhea?
Then Peter Rooter's for you

Peter Rooter, that's the name
You just flush your troubles
Down the drain
Rotten Peter, rotten Peter, rotten Peter

10 Jan 2013 03:42 PM
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dj_spanmaster     
This town is a college town - population shrinks by nearly half during the summers. Of course there will be an increase in rates of STDs! And colds, flus, midnight Krispy Kreme customers...

10 Jan 2013 03:45 PM
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Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  
Who comes up with this shiat?

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10 Jan 2013 03:51 PM
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happyleper     
FTA: Rice says that the most prevalent STD among those of college age (15-24) is Chlamydia, and Leon County ranks above the state average for the disease.

Yeah, I'm sure there are lots of brilliant 15-year-olds in college who are bringing STDs back home.

10 Jan 2013 03:53 PM
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maltedmothball     
[slowclap.jpg]

/might have been a fast clap for all i know dnrtfa

10 Jan 2013 03:55 PM
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phunkey_monkey     
"We would like to see people in a monogamous relationship," Rice said...

Sound advice.

10 Jan 2013 03:55 PM
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Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
STDs -- the gift that keeps on giving all year long.

10 Jan 2013 04:02 PM
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US1     

10 Jan 2013 04:02 PM
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Matrix Flavored Wasabi     

stupiddream: I saw this on the local news last night and remarked to Mrs. Dream half jokingly "Watch this end up on Fark".  Stay classy Tallahassee!


*Tallatrashy

/my friends who couldn't get into UF and went to FSU instead all call it that
//FSU is also nobody's first choice

10 Jan 2013 04:12 PM
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Cold_Sassy     
If Chlamydia is all they got, they should consider themselves very lucky. Bet Mom & Dad are delighted to be spending thousands in tuition for a kid that's too stupid to use a condom (or insist one be used.)

10 Jan 2013 04:12 PM
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topcon     

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: stupiddream: I saw this on the local news last night and remarked to Mrs. Dream half jokingly "Watch this end up on Fark".  Stay classy Tallahassee!

*Tallatrashy

/my friends who couldn't get into UF and went to FSU instead all call it that
//FSU is also nobody's first choice


Sure it is. I was accepted to all the major universities in Florida, including U.F., and Miami, as was everyone I went to highschool with who chose to go to FSU. It has several great programs.

10 Jan 2013 04:17 PM
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topcon     
Caveat: This was in the 90's and U.F. was easier to get into back then. But I still chose to go to FSU for what I was doing, as I didn't base my college on things like what football team I liked.

10 Jan 2013 04:19 PM
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give me doughnuts     
Odd. Usually you have to go to Florida on Spring Break to get the clap.

10 Jan 2013 04:39 PM
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RatMaster999     

10 Jan 2013 04:51 PM
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priapic_abandon     
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10 Jan 2013 04:52 PM
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SoupJohnB     
Slow news day in Tallahassee? Apart from politics, that's par for the course. Makes it a lot more liveable than other Florida cities which generate most of the "Florida" tags on FARK.

10 Jan 2013 04:56 PM
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apotheosis27     
i miss Tallyhoes

/the clean ones.

10 Jan 2013 05:02 PM
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dj_spanmaster     

apotheosis27: i miss Tallyhoes

/the clean ones.


They're still around. They formed a kickball team two years ago, in fact.

10 Jan 2013 05:08 PM
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Myk Ox     
Speaking of STD's...any Farkers up for some drinks in the Ft. Myers Beach area January 19th or 20th? Maybe at Lani Kai?

10 Jan 2013 05:17 PM
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4nik8tor     
I guess even college can't teach people to use condoms.

/wrap it before you tap it

10 Jan 2013 06:11 PM
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flamingboard     
Herpes is fatal to baby elephants so keep Paris Hilton away from zoos.

10 Jan 2013 08:09 PM
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freeforever     
Worth the risk:

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10 Jan 2013 08:51 PM
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PsyLord     
So how many college professors are going to come down with it?

10 Jan 2013 09:22 PM
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MikeBoomshadow     
Funny, I thought students brought those souvenirs home from college towns.

11 Jan 2013 12:46 AM
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Aulus    [TotalFark]  
When I applied for college in 1967, I got accepted at FSU, U. of F and U. of South Florida (Tampa/St. Pete.).  I went with FSU as they had the better Classics Department.

OTOH, FSU  back then WAS a big party school and getting laid was not all that hard to do in the late Sixties/early Seventies there.  It was also ridiculously easy to get booze if you were underage.  I didn't get carded until, honest to God, the very day I turned 21.

11 Jan 2013 01:32 AM
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dj_spanmaster     

freeforever: Worth the risk:

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That's what Brett Favre said, too.

11 Jan 2013 09:32 AM
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