Where were all the teachers like this when I was in sc.... no, wait....String him up! Death is too... no, that's not it... ZOMG SO HO...no...DO NOT WZZzzzzzzzzzzz.

Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

This. He died in Palm Springs.

Palm Springs teacher accused of improper contact with student freed on bail

Why was the student in jail?

Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised reared in West Allis, WI.

FTFY

/ pet peeve, yada, yada, yada

Both were males? oh crap the teacher is getting the death penalty.

Perhaps it was the love that dare not speak its name.

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He was an English teacher just helping the lad straighten out his Longfellow.

strangeguitar: He was an English teacher just helping the lad straighten out his Longfellow.

The student turned him down, for he knew who would be the pen and who would be the ink bottle.

I'd always heard that Liberace was planted face down in his coffin. So his buddies could drop by for a few cool ones. Anybody?

Saul Goodman?

prince of peas: Palm Springs teacher accused of improper contact with student freed on bail

Why was the student in jail?

Editors don't exist anymore?

/oblig

/'Merica

How stupid are people? If you are going to seduce someone call them from a pay phone or a burner phone so NO records. Better yet SPEAK to them in person away from any recording devices.

One always needs plausible deniability. Do not make it easy for the authorities to confront you

what makes the tag line "fark" worthy?

NTTAWT

Liberace was gay?

DubyaHater: Liberace was gay?

Yeah mom. He was.

TommyDeuce: Yeah mom. He was.

LOL

Liberace was from West Allis, Wisconsin.

Fark: both teacher and student were male

WHAT! Why hasn't this been submitted with the newsflash tag, subby?

So...they both being male made it farkworthy? Then what made all the others about females seducing male students or males seducing female students farkworthy? I'm so confused!

No subby, boys kiss girls! You must be all confused.

TFA is awful light on details.

It could be a frame.

"Spare the rod" next time and soil the child.

Or let the child soil on you, its bound to happen.

Has anyone mentioned that Liberace is actually from 'Stallis?

Dat der guy was a bit light in his loafers, eh?

biglot: I'd always heard that Liberace was planted face down in his coffin. So his buddies could drop by for a few cool ones. Anybody?

Minus 1 Charisma: Has anyone mentioned that Liberace is actually from 'Stallis?

Dat der guy was a bit light in his loafers, eh?

It's amazing to think that this country was once so naive about matters of sex that they'd watch Liberace and say "He's such a sweetheart, I can't imagine why some lucky lady hasn't snapped him up yet."

shiat, Paul Lynde got marriage proposals all the time when he was on Hollywood Squares.

Rufus Lee King: Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

I thought he was from Tupelo.

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Liberace outlived Elvis, thereby suggesting to many there is no God, or if there is one, He lacks taste.





/ ht: lileks

Rufus Lee King: Vodka Zombie:

Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

I thought he was from Tupelo.



Yeah but was he as sweet as Tupelo Honey?

prince of peas: Palm Springs teacher accused of improper contact with student freed on bail

Why was the student in jail?

+1 on the wise-ass button. Would LOL again

susler:

TFA is awful light on details.

It could be a frame.

Of course it could be, but Fark is still on the Internet. You know 99.99999% of the biddies around here think any allegedly gay man is guilty of more than he could ever be accused of.

You are behind seven proxies, right?

Protip:
When you commit a crime, make sure you do it in a manner that leaves a permanent record of your activity, for the convenience of the prosecution.

DubyaHater: Liberace was gay?

Not gay so much as dangerously fabulous.

Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

thanks vodkazombie. I came here to say this.
I went.to the same high school as Liberace.
West Milwaukee High School.

Wait, so... who's the rapist?

Without it being two hot chicks, I predict years of jail time.

maxx2112: Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised reared in West Allis, WI.

FTFY

/ pet peeve, yada, yada, yada

I'm pretty sure Liberace was reared in lots of places.

I must be missing something. It's possible to seduce people via texting?

I bet the "Downloaded Picture of Penis and Sent to Teacher" kid yesterday hopes this happened to him instead.

Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

And according to folks who knew him well and played sessions with him, he was a perfect gentleman and one of the kindest people they ever knew.

DubyaHater: Liberace was gay?

I doubt it. If he was he would have de-forested his legs before being photographed.

Rufus Lee King: Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

I thought he was from Tupelo.

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I read somewhere that it was Liberace who convinced Elvis to start wearing those ridiculous jump suits and capes in concert.