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   Today's "teacher arrested for seducing a student via text message" comes from Liberace's hometown. Fark: both teacher and student were male

19 Jan 2013 08:45 AM   |   4207 clicks   |   Palm Springs Desert Sun
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Z-clipped     
Where were all the teachers like this when I was in sc.... no, wait....String him up! Death is too... no, that's not it... ZOMG SO HO...no...DO NOT WZZzzzzzzzzzzz.

19 Jan 2013 07:59 AM
Vodka Zombie     
Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

19 Jan 2013 08:32 AM
Sargun     

Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.


This. He died in Palm Springs.

19 Jan 2013 08:47 AM
prince of peas     
Palm Springs teacher accused of improper contact with student freed on bail

Why was the student in jail?

19 Jan 2013 08:48 AM
maxx2112     

Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised reared in West Allis, WI.


FTFY

/ pet peeve, yada, yada, yada

19 Jan 2013 08:49 AM
thaylin     
Both were males? oh crap the teacher is getting the death penalty.

19 Jan 2013 08:50 AM
jiesenPSD     
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19 Jan 2013 08:55 AM
Rat     
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Perhaps it was the love that dare not speak its name.

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19 Jan 2013 08:57 AM
strangeguitar    [TotalFark]  
He was an English teacher just helping the lad straighten out his Longfellow.

19 Jan 2013 09:01 AM
lack of warmth     

strangeguitar: He was an English teacher just helping the lad straighten out his Longfellow.


The student turned him down, for he knew who would be the pen and who would be the ink bottle.

19 Jan 2013 09:06 AM
biglot     
I'd always heard that Liberace was planted face down in his coffin. So his buddies could drop by for a few cool ones. Anybody?

19 Jan 2013 09:19 AM
Kyle Butler     
Saul Goodman?

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19 Jan 2013 09:21 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu     

prince of peas: Palm Springs teacher accused of improper contact with student freed on bail

Why was the student in jail?


Editors don't exist anymore?

19 Jan 2013 09:22 AM
ShabazKilla    [TotalFark]  
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/oblig

19 Jan 2013 09:26 AM
velvet_fog     
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/'Merica

19 Jan 2013 09:29 AM
JohnCarter     
How stupid are people? If you are going to seduce someone call them from a pay phone or a burner phone so NO records. Better yet SPEAK to them in person away from any recording devices.

One always needs plausible deniability. Do not make it easy for the authorities to confront you

19 Jan 2013 09:32 AM
de_Selby     
what makes the tag line "fark" worthy?

19 Jan 2013 09:43 AM
RectalFury     
NTTAWT

19 Jan 2013 09:44 AM
DubyaHater     
Liberace was gay?

19 Jan 2013 10:12 AM
TommyDeuce     

DubyaHater: Liberace was gay?


Yeah mom. He was.

19 Jan 2013 10:28 AM
Z-clipped     

TommyDeuce: Yeah mom. He was.


LOL

19 Jan 2013 10:30 AM
Scaevola     
Liberace was from West Allis, Wisconsin.

19 Jan 2013 10:43 AM
Hetfield     
Fark: both teacher and student were male

WHAT! Why hasn't this been submitted with the newsflash tag, subby?

19 Jan 2013 10:47 AM
parityanimal     
So...they both being male made it farkworthy? Then what made all the others about females seducing male students or males seducing female students farkworthy? I'm so confused!

19 Jan 2013 10:47 AM
thaduke     
No subby, boys kiss girls! You must be all confused.

19 Jan 2013 10:58 AM
susler     
TFA is awful light on details.

It could be a frame.

19 Jan 2013 10:58 AM
scotchcrotch     
"Spare the rod" next time and soil the child.

Or let the child soil on you, its bound to happen.

19 Jan 2013 11:06 AM
Minus 1 Charisma     
Has anyone mentioned that Liberace is actually from 'Stallis?

Dat der guy was a bit light in his loafers, eh?

19 Jan 2013 11:07 AM
offmymeds     

biglot: I'd always heard that Liberace was planted face down in his coffin. So his buddies could drop by for a few cool ones. Anybody?


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19 Jan 2013 11:11 AM
jake_lex    [TotalFark]  

Minus 1 Charisma: Has anyone mentioned that Liberace is actually from 'Stallis?

Dat der guy was a bit light in his loafers, eh?


It's amazing to think that this country was once so naive about matters of sex that they'd watch Liberace and say "He's such a sweetheart, I can't imagine why some lucky lady hasn't snapped him up yet."

shiat, Paul Lynde got marriage proposals all the time when he was on Hollywood Squares.

19 Jan 2013 11:31 AM
maxx2112     

Rufus Lee King: Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

I thought he was from Tupelo.

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Liberace outlived Elvis, thereby suggesting to many there is no God, or if there is one, He lacks taste.


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/ ht: lileks

19 Jan 2013 11:40 AM
The One True TheDavid     

Rufus Lee King: Vodka Zombie:

Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

I thought he was from Tupelo.



Yeah but was he as sweet as Tupelo Honey?

19 Jan 2013 11:57 AM
opiumpoopy     

prince of peas: Palm Springs teacher accused of improper contact with student freed on bail

Why was the student in jail?


+1 on the wise-ass button. Would LOL again

19 Jan 2013 11:59 AM
The One True TheDavid     
susler:

TFA is awful light on details.

It could be a frame.


Of course it could be, but Fark is still on the Internet. You know 99.99999% of the biddies around here think any allegedly gay man is guilty of more than he could ever be accused of.

You are behind seven proxies, right?

19 Jan 2013 12:01 PM
gregscott     
Protip:
When you commit a crime, make sure you do it in a manner that leaves a permanent record of your activity, for the convenience of the prosecution.

19 Jan 2013 12:23 PM
AcneVulgaris     

DubyaHater: Liberace was gay?


Not gay so much as dangerously fabulous.

19 Jan 2013 12:31 PM
no clever name here just move along     

Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.


thanks vodkazombie. I came here to say this.
I went.to the same high school as Liberace.
West Milwaukee High School.

19 Jan 2013 12:45 PM
weclock     
Wait, so... who's the rapist?

19 Jan 2013 02:14 PM
wambu     
Without it being two hot chicks, I predict years of jail time.

19 Jan 2013 02:15 PM
Dr Jack Badofsky     

maxx2112: Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised reared in West Allis, WI.

FTFY

/ pet peeve, yada, yada, yada


I'm pretty sure Liberace was reared in lots of places.

19 Jan 2013 03:36 PM
UlandaUnicorn     
I must be missing something. It's possible to seduce people via texting?

19 Jan 2013 03:58 PM
GreenSun     
I bet the "Downloaded Picture of Penis and Sent to Teacher" kid yesterday hopes this happened to him instead.

19 Jan 2013 04:12 PM
cynicalbastard     

Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.


And according to folks who knew him well and played sessions with him, he was a perfect gentleman and one of the kindest people they ever knew.

19 Jan 2013 07:47 PM
kg2095    [TotalFark]  

DubyaHater: Liberace was gay?


I doubt it. If he was he would have de-forested his legs before being photographed.

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20 Jan 2013 08:20 PM
kg2095    [TotalFark]  

Rufus Lee King: Vodka Zombie: Umm..  Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

I thought he was from Tupelo.

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I read somewhere that it was Liberace who convinced Elvis to start wearing those ridiculous jump suits and capes in concert.

20 Jan 2013 08:22 PM
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