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   Apparently if you ask nicely Joe Biden will call your daughter to wish her a happy birthday

19 Jan 2013 07:41 AM   |   3208 clicks   |   KPTV Portland
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Smashed Hat    [TotalFark]  
I love the fact that Joe Biden just happen to be at her mother's house.

"Happy Birthday! I just got done banging your mom!"

19 Jan 2013 05:40 AM
alienated     

Smashed Hat: I love the fact that Joe Biden just happen to be at her mother's house.

"Happy Birthday! I just got done banging your mom!"


i feel like an ass for laughing at that as I heart Dr. Jill Biden, but i still did. well done

19 Jan 2013 07:27 AM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
"I've had a lot of good things happen on my birthday," she said. "This is probably the tip of the iceberg."

You know who else didn't know how icebergs worked?

19 Jan 2013 07:42 AM
Space_Poet     
It's nice for a change having leaders who aren't complete sociopaths.

/President Romney : Birthday, Happy, Age

19 Jan 2013 07:51 AM
redundantman     
I've heard people say that Joe Biden is an exceptionally kind and generous man. Sounds like somebody that would be fun to have an adult beverage with..

19 Jan 2013 07:52 AM
Shadowknight     

NewportBarGuy: "I've had a lot of good things happen on my birthday," she said. "This is probably the tip of the iceberg."

You know who else didn't know how icebergs worked?


Yeah, I laughed pretty good at that line. Messed up and transposed saying usually make me giggle. My wife, to this day, says "can stop at a drop of a dime" with not a hint of irony and not understand why I say it makes no sense.

Like my favorite quote from Futurama goes...

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

19 Jan 2013 07:54 AM
sgnilward    [TotalFark]  
Uncle Joe is 100% class act.

19 Jan 2013 08:17 AM
BMFPitt     
I have some extra derpy Republican friends with birthdays coming up.

Who do I need to ask?

19 Jan 2013 08:21 AM
Smashed Hat    [TotalFark]  
Just realized her mother was at the inaugeral breakfast reception when she met Biden. Still, I refuse to retract my joke.

/gotta love Joe

19 Jan 2013 08:31 AM
alienated     

Shadowknight: can stop at a drop of a dime


well, many years ago, dropping a dime meant calling the cops, as calls on these things called pay phones cost a dime. If someone dropped a dime, it meant  that one was, ahem- out of business. So, one stopped right away and left town.

19 Jan 2013 08:43 AM
boinkingbill     
Up until now, I had no idea what Joe Biden did.

19 Jan 2013 08:58 AM
KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  

redundantman: I've heard people say that Joe Biden is an exceptionally kind and generous man. Sounds like somebody that would be fun to have an adult beverage with..


He does not drink. Well, not any more anyway.

19 Jan 2013 09:27 AM
oldweevil     
Joe Biden seems like a wonderfully intelligent, gregarious, personable, and down to earth person. We need more people in politics like him.

Which is why Republicans are so scared of him.

19 Jan 2013 10:23 AM
nursedude     
Well he is the VP so it's not like he has anything better to do.

19 Jan 2013 10:26 AM
Shadowknight     

alienated: Shadowknight: can stop at a drop of a dime

well, many years ago, dropping a dime meant calling the cops, as calls on these things called pay phones cost a dime. If someone dropped a dime, it meant  that one was, ahem- out of business. So, one stopped right away and left town.


Well, she also says "Turn on the drop of a dime." Combining, of course, "turn/stop on a dime" with "drop of a hat."

My wife is the single most intelligent person I have ever met, but sometimes common things get left behind. She used to be a Navy nuke, after all.

19 Jan 2013 10:40 AM
scottyvr6     
He isn't on my celebrity sex list, he is my celebrity sex list.

19 Jan 2013 11:11 AM
rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
"Have a big farking birthday!" - Joe Biden

19 Jan 2013 11:35 AM
loral     
http://www.ranker.com/list/joe-bidenis ms-the-funniest-and-best-joe-bid en-gaffes/notable-quotables - how those of us from Delaware have kniwn him for over 40 years.... well, this and the time he was charged with plagiarism - http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and _politics/history_lesson/2008/08 /the_write_stuff.html

19 Jan 2013 01:38 PM
davidphogan     
I'm just wondering about:

"Happy birthday child," the man said. "This is Vice President Joe Biden."

Does he go around calling all 39 year olds "child"?

19 Jan 2013 03:31 PM
icam     
"Hey, it's your birthday. This is a big farking deal! Cheers, champ"

19 Jan 2013 03:47 PM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  
Yeah. I fell for that once. I asked Biden to wish my kid a "Happy Birthday". While he was on the phone with her, Fartbong0 broke into my house, stole my guns, raped my cat, and drank the last beer in the fridge.

19 Jan 2013 06:49 PM
Zafler     

Shadowknight: My wife is the single most intelligent person I have ever met, but sometimes common things get left behind. She used to be a Navy nuke, after all.


Ahh, an ET.

21 Jan 2013 02:22 PM
Shadowknight     

Zafler: Shadowknight: My wife is the single most intelligent person I have ever met, but sometimes common things get left behind. She used to be a Navy nuke, after all.

Ahh, an ET.


Mechanic, actually. Well, ELT after she decided being a nuclear engineer wasn't enough, she also wanted to be a chemist.

22 Jan 2013 01:51 AM
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