I love the fact that Joe Biden just happen to be at her mother's house.

"Happy Birthday! I just got done banging your mom!"

Smashed Hat: I love the fact that Joe Biden just happen to be at her mother's house.

"Happy Birthday! I just got done banging your mom!"

i feel like an ass for laughing at that as I heart Dr. Jill Biden, but i still did. well done

"I've had a lot of good things happen on my birthday," she said. "This is probably the tip of the iceberg."

You know who else didn't know how icebergs worked?

It's nice for a change having leaders who aren't complete sociopaths.

/President Romney : Birthday, Happy, Age

I've heard people say that Joe Biden is an exceptionally kind and generous man. Sounds like somebody that would be fun to have an adult beverage with..

NewportBarGuy: "I've had a lot of good things happen on my birthday," she said. "This is probably the tip of the iceberg."

You know who else didn't know how icebergs worked?

Yeah, I laughed pretty good at that line. Messed up and transposed saying usually make me giggle. My wife, to this day, says "can stop at a drop of a dime" with not a hint of irony and not understand why I say it makes no sense.

Like my favorite quote from Futurama goes...

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

Uncle Joe is 100% class act.

I have some extra derpy Republican friends with birthdays coming up.

Who do I need to ask?

Just realized her mother was at the inaugeral breakfast reception when she met Biden. Still, I refuse to retract my joke.

/gotta love Joe

Shadowknight: can stop at a drop of a dime

well, many years ago, dropping a dime meant calling the cops, as calls on these things called pay phones cost a dime. If someone dropped a dime, it meant  that one was, ahem- out of business. So, one stopped right away and left town.

Up until now, I had no idea what Joe Biden did.

redundantman: I've heard people say that Joe Biden is an exceptionally kind and generous man. Sounds like somebody that would be fun to have an adult beverage with..

He does not drink. Well, not any more anyway.

Joe Biden seems like a wonderfully intelligent, gregarious, personable, and down to earth person. We need more people in politics like him.

Which is why Republicans are so scared of him.

Well he is the VP so it's not like he has anything better to do.

alienated: Shadowknight: can stop at a drop of a dime

well, many years ago, dropping a dime meant calling the cops, as calls on these things called pay phones cost a dime. If someone dropped a dime, it meant  that one was, ahem- out of business. So, one stopped right away and left town.

Well, she also says "Turn on the drop of a dime." Combining, of course, "turn/stop on a dime" with "drop of a hat."

My wife is the single most intelligent person I have ever met, but sometimes common things get left behind. She used to be a Navy nuke, after all.

He isn't on my celebrity sex list, he is my celebrity sex list.

"Have a big farking birthday!" - Joe Biden

http://www.ranker.com/list/joe-bidenis ms-the-funniest-and-best-joe-bid en-gaffes/notable-quotables - how those of us from Delaware have kniwn him for over 40 years.... well, this and the time he was charged with plagiarism - http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and _politics/history_lesson/2008/08 /the_write_stuff.html

I'm just wondering about:

"Happy birthday child," the man said. "This is Vice President Joe Biden."

Does he go around calling all 39 year olds "child"?

"Hey, it's your birthday. This is a big farking deal! Cheers, champ"

Yeah. I fell for that once. I asked Biden to wish my kid a "Happy Birthday". While he was on the phone with her, Fartbong0 broke into my house, stole my guns, raped my cat, and drank the last beer in the fridge.

Shadowknight: My wife is the single most intelligent person I have ever met, but sometimes common things get left behind. She used to be a Navy nuke, after all.

Ahh, an ET.

Zafler: Shadowknight: My wife is the single most intelligent person I have ever met, but sometimes common things get left behind. She used to be a Navy nuke, after all.

Ahh, an ET.

Mechanic, actually. Well, ELT after she decided being a nuclear engineer wasn't enough, she also wanted to be a chemist.